Insane story collection - Post your experience and comments

[Restavega]

I was walking from Windarossa's house at about midnight staring into the pavement as I walked, listening to some Jon Secada on my cd player... suddenly... I see a guy laying on the floor right infront of me! My heart just jolted and I stutter stepped for a second and just walked around him... Did I mention it was Saturday night? The guy was spiffed up in a leather jacket and black jeans just laying their in the pavement... could've been drunk.. he also could've been dead... Either way, I just walked by him and went to the next Jon Secada track, Too Late Too Soon.

True insane story collection... Everyone post your own whenever you like and if you don't want to tell your tales, comment on the latest story.

[wargun]

well i had one like that me and my boys (about 5 ofus) were coming home from this party at like 3 in the morning when this high drunk dude jumps in front us he started staggering toward us then we ran and then this cop comes up to us and asks us what we were doing out so late and before we could answer the drunk dude jumps the cop and woops his but. then he took a piss on the cop. Man we ran all the way home laughing

[Restavega]

:shocked: ............. You just ran from the cop getting whooped!?.... :D :laugh: :laughlong:

One time me and my friend saw a staggering drunk and we led him onto the porch of someone's house. My friend want to be all righteous and he didn't want to leave him falling all over the sidewalk... Be righteous to someone who likes to drink and walk around like an idiot? I can't believe my friend talked me into helping that alcoholic.

[Windarossa]

i remember when Restavega used to happily post and lived and died by the forum in only a matter of weeks. Then the evil Kingryu1 just got jealous with envy and banned him... my poor Restavega who made me a gold VIP member... your the best, rest.

[Saijin_Ryu]

Serves him right, he should of listened to Kingy =/

[RedEyedWolfen]

I was riding my bike when I was 10 and some guys were walking up and down the streets they got on there bikes and started chasing me. As I Turned a corner someone backed out of there drive way and the guys slammed into the side of there truck.

[marvel911]

The hell is 'Jon Secada' ?

[Roll]

It was 2 A.M. on a saturday, and within my little circle of friends, we all take turns watching over a small elementary school during the night on weekends. It's a very good school, with nice teachers, and students who actually like to learn; the way it should be. Unfortunately, people like to harass the school a lot, and continuously tag it, or paint it, or just damage it.

In any case, I was walking from the opposite side; the side with a playground. Now,there is a particularly ugly piece of equipment that is used to exercise climbing and crawling skills, and is really fun to just be inside or on top of. People call it the "cheese". I passed by it, and I noticed an ugly protrusion sticking out of one of the holes. Now, since I was on "patrol", I couldn't exactly ignore it, so I went over to check on it.
Not even I could have guessed that it was just a guy with a bucket on his said that had an emblem and the letters "KFC" on it. I decided to take off the bucket, though, and I didn't really like what I found. I tried looking around the area for a source: in the woodchips, garbage, nearby equipment, and in the trees.
Nothing, nothing at all, could have grated off the man's skin like it was. Yes, people, the face was GRATED. Now, that wasn't the only freaky part. Upon getting to the nearest phone, I noticed that their was a nail filer on the ground. A metal one. So, basically, I found the murdered and the tool; A metal nail filer, and a (apparantly)Italian man who was only about 22 years old. The culprit's still on the loose, too. Needless to say, the cheese was washed thoroughly before the kids could play on it again.

Comments?

[Windarossa]

roll that is horrible! I would've freaked out. Did you continue your patrolling after that and/or seek some kind've comfort?

[Roll]

Actually, that is a very good question. No, I did not stop my patrol, since I've made a.. um... pact with my group that we would not stop no matter what. But because we're not the police force or anything, I ended up hiding on top of the school roof to watch over everything. I don't need to find comfort over this either, since similar things to this seem to be happening a lot lately. I'm just glad this is the only slaughter I have seen the result of so far.

[Windarossa]

I remember when i was about eight or nine my parents took me to Moskow to visit my grandmother. I was sitting in the kitchen and looking outside. My Grandma lived on the 18th floor. I saw a woman standing on a balchony in a building right across. I didn't think much of it at first, she stood there for about 15 minutes. I must have looked away for a moment because i didn't see her on the balchony anymore. I looked around and saw something that resembled a body right under that building. I didn't even take it in to considaration that it could have been a person, let alone that woman. An hour or so later i heard my parents in a kitchen saying some one had died. I looked outside the window and saw a bunch of people crowding around a body that was covered by a white sheet.

[SBYRD5]

It was 2 A.M. on a saturday, and within my little circle of friends, we all take turns watching over a small elementary school during the night on weekends. It's a very good school, with nice teachers, and students who actually like to learn; the way it should be. Unfortunately, people like to harass the school a lot, and continuously tag it, or paint it, or just damage it.

In any case, I was walking from the opposite side; the side with a playground. Now,there is a particularly ugly piece of equipment that is used to exercise climbing and crawling skills, and is really fun to just be inside or on top of. People call it the "cheese". I passed by it, and I noticed an ugly protrusion sticking out of one of the holes. Now, since I was on "patrol", I couldn't exactly ignore it, so I went over to check on it.
Not even I could have guessed that it was just a guy with a bucket on his said that had an emblem and the letters "KFC" on it. I decided to take off the bucket, though, and I didn't really like what I found. I tried looking around the area for a source: in the woodchips, garbage, nearby equipment, and in the trees.
Nothing, nothing at all, could have grated off the man's skin like it was. Yes, people, the face was GRATED. Now, that wasn't the only freaky part. Upon getting to the nearest phone, I noticed that their was a nail filer on the ground. A metal one. So, basically, I found the murdered and the tool; A metal nail filer, and a (apparantly)Italian man who was only about 22 years old. The culprit's still on the loose, too. Needless to say, the cheese was washed thoroughly before the kids could play on it again.

Comments?
Such a cruel Death....a nail filer isn't even large...his throat must of been silt.

And of all the cruelness to leave a Kitchen Fresh Chicken Bucket on his head.

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Well Windrossa Kingryu1 is just messing with Rest he'll be back in 3 days...LOL

Rest aint so bad....he shouldn't try to oppose the NWO though. If your viewing this forum as a guest....just follow the rules bro to the best of your ability.

It's funny no? I was the trouble maker around here when I first joined lol. I was banned like 3 times.

But listen just enjoy the forum an try not to trash talk to much.
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I'd say sometime ago.Yes a year ago.

It was 11:45pm.Me and at that time my current best friend Dustin.

Were walking through a narrow street in our nieghborhood.
You must understand I live in the slums of NC. And I see prison breaks...and bounty hunters all the time.

So me and Dustin were going to take this short cut whic is pitch black near this Youth Center.Known as Loin's Park.

Me and Dustin aint your average dudes we have a few enemies....

So as were walking I'm talking about how cool it would be to get in a fight right now......when randomily Dustin said..

"Hey WTF!!!! James."

As soon as he said that me and him Jumped away from eachother and looked forward.

We saw a light in the dark someone was there.....In the ally...

Then I realize it's a Cigarette end burning...then we see the cig.. fall to the ground and being smuttered realizing the user put the cig out...

Dustin=What's really good? Come out in light?!

It turned out to be a relative of Dustin's it was pretty odd meeting him there...

But I live anything,but a normal life...



Edited By SBYRD5 on May 02 2004 at 05:05

[Windarossa]

Why would you want to get in to a fight? omg, hahahaha I just remembered you signature picture. So im guessing you get in to fights alot.

While reading your story, the whole time i though you were going to get your butt whipped. I'm glad you didn't get in to a fight.

[SBYRD5]

Well you learn how to fight from fighting... ???

I use to be in a boxing circuit in my nieghborhood.

But anyway...

Another Weird day was when I was outside....and I kept saying the word. "Milcrowe." something like that and the sky kept getting darkier.

And it turned out it rained hail that day...

But it had been reported to be vigorious thunder storms..

LOL maybe I'll provide an image windrossa...me pip99,Xavier,and a few other peeps are the only pretty boys here...lol

LOL and trust me I don't look like someone who gets his asrse handed to him lmao!!!!!!



Edited By SBYRD5 on May 02 2004 at 05:10

[Ikaruga]

I kinda have a story to tell..It's weird, but it happened on Graal Online

Ok,so when I entered the lobby and went out, I took a tisit to a tailor shop, which was a hangout for other players. Then I went to ask a guy for 5 rubees, and then he looked at me. This is were the chaos started. He said to me:

Guy: You want 5 rubees?

Ikaruga: Yeah I need it

Guy: HERE'S YOUR 5 RUBEES!!!!!

Then he started transforming me with his wand...Then I ran. I decided to travel south to Trent Town, which was a place were you get jumped by other guilds and clans. So one dude warped in the town, then as soon as I knew it, a whole bunch of players started jumping that dude.

Ikaruga: Man...I just wish that guy was smart enough not to warp here.

Then the same guy who transformed me appeared. He said:

Guy: You wanna know what I think?

Ikaruga: Uh oh...um...what?...

Guy:THIS

Then he started smashing me with his hammer...So I got back to the main town to head for the Spar Areana. It had seemed that the guy was nowhere in site, so I still kept a look out. While I was in the Spar Areana, he...was there...But he was invisible!

Guy: You cant hide from me.

Ikaruga: What do you want!? :shocked:

Guy: Your on my hitlist kid.

Ikaruga: Your hitlist!?

Then I ran for my life, refusing to look back, and went to hide in the tailor shop. HE WAS BEHIND ME.

Guy: I said you cant hide.

I made a frantic sprint out and hit underneath a bush. He had walked right pass me, but then he deciphered which one I was in...

Ikaruga: Why are you chasing me?!

Guy: Cuz you were messin with my friend

Ikaruga: Who? The no.oblet I beat the crap out of in the spar areana?

Guy: Yeah him. But guess what: I'm gonna call some people on you.

Ikaruga: (Whoo I'm scared...No, really, I am...) :shocked:

Then he ran away. So I traveled back to the hangout, until a band of guys came running in. They were known as:

The N.O.O.B. Police.

Then they walked infront me and handcuffed me.

Ikaruga: What the...

N.o.o.b. Officer #1: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

Ikaruga: For what!?

N.o.o.b. Officer: For violating the law of being a foolish and idiotic n.o.o.b.

Ikaruga: What are you talking about!? I'm only a Trail mode player!

Officer: Doesnt matter, if your a trail, your a n.o.o.b.

Ikaruga: Oh for god's sake!

Then I ran out of the shop, as well as running for my life. They were chasing me with their cars so I had no place to run. So I took a dragon from the barn and started running at full speed. But they were still on my tail. So I gave up and warped to another city. It seemed as though I was safe, then they appeared right infront of me. Then I warped and warped and warped, but no matter where I hid, they found me.

I drove myself crazy...Then the guy appeared again.

Ikaruga: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Guy: You shouldn't have messed with my friend.

Ikaruga: DUDE, THE N.O.O.B. POLICE IS AFTER ME. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOU.

Guy: Remember when I said I'd call some people?

Ikaruga: Yeah I Remem....OH...MY...GOD...I've been bamboozled...And I dont know what that means...

Guy: AHAHAHAH Now you see not to mess with the cops, and I told them to stop chasing you. You looked liek you've learned your lesson.

Ikaruga: :shocked:

Guy: Haha you look so pathetic for a trail.

Ikaruga: :shocked: Um...I gotta go...slay some monsters...

I straggled to run away...And I learned that I cant always mess with some people...They can call up gangs to jump you...



Edited By Ikaruga on May 02 2004 at 13:35

[SBYRD5]

I straggled to run away...And I learned that I cant always mess with some people...They can call up gangs to jump you...
LOL you might get by were I live LOL

[wargun]

Anyway this is one that happened last night
it was about 11 when about 7 of my freinds and i were walking around after a show. We saw these other dudes around chilling so we passed em by then we went to another show then in the show those same dudes we saw came after some other guys in the show. Knives were raised and people got cut up bad anyway I was hiding in the corner cuz i recognised one of the people and I knew if he saw me there i would have also been on the receiving end of some cuts but the weird part is when i was hiding i was hearing moans and when i turned around this guy was there by himself and i don't need to tell you what he was doing why he was moaning I had to stay there till the fight was over but that was one disgusting moment



Edited By wargun on May 02 2004 at 18:46

[nWowolfpac]

Ok. Here's one.


I guess it was 1:30am and on Saturday that just went by and i guess someone called my uncle saying he could give my uncle, aunt, and two kids free dope. YES FREE DOPE. anyways after the call another person called saying that not to listen to bob *I guess that's the first person's name* because he's a psycho and will kill him. My uncle ended up calling the cops. Well i guess when he woke up the next morning there was toilet paper and shaving creme all over his house and his car. Hmmm. Coincidence? ???

[wargun]

Ok. Here's one.


I guess it was 1:30am and on Saturday that just went by and i guess someone called my uncle saying he could give my uncle, aunt, and two kids free dope. YES FREE DOPE. anyways after the call another person called saying that not to listen to bob *I guess that's the first person's name* because he's a psycho and will kill him. My uncle ended up calling the cops. Well i guess when he woke up the next morning there was toilet paper and shaving creme all over his house and his car. Hmmm. Coincidence? ???
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

[Windarossa]

Ikaruga, Your story sounds a whole lot like what i have been going through. Interesting....

Wargun that was the funniest thing ever! I was dying laughing! Too bad it wasn't as funny for you &)

I have a few fight stories. Ill tell you the most dramatic one.

A few years back i used to attend a Yeshivah, a privet jewish school. It was VERY strict, the skirts couldn't be above the knees and god forbid if you ever wore a sleaveless shirt, they would have your parents go to counceling with you!

I was always a loner in that school. I only had a few people i spoke to but for a person who was a loner, i had a few to many enemies. This ugly fat girl hated my living guts! I dont even know why, she just hated me from the first day she saw me. I got choked by her once! I never told on her because i didn't want the hastle of explaining my situation to the authorities.

After about a year, things began to calm down, or so i thought. We were coming home on that horrible yellowbus, which i will never get out of my nightmares, and she sat behind me acting very nice and relaxed. Did i mention I had beautiful long hair, which i didnt cut for my whole life. Every one was always amazed by my hair and im guessing that girl didnt like it.

I came home that day crying my eyes out because the back of my head was full of gum. The next day i came to school with my new super short hair due, that made me look like a boy! I came up to her after school and withough a single word i grabed her by the hair and started continuesly hitting her head against the bus. She had to get five stiches and i was expelled.

_The End_



Edited By Windarossa on May 04 2004 at 22:43

[wargun]

Ikaruga, Your story sounds a whole lot like what i have been going through. Interesting....

Wargun that was the funniest thing ever! I was dying laughing! Too bad it wasn't as funny for you &)

I have a few fight stories. Ill tell you the most dramatic one.

A few years back i used to attend a Yeshivah, a privet jewish school. It was VERY strict, the skirts couldn't be above the knees and god forbid if you ever wore a sleaveless shirt, they would have your parents go to counceling with you!

I was always a loner in that school. I only had a few people i spoke to but for a person who was a loner, i had a few to many enemies. This ugly fat girl hated my living guts! I dont even know why, she just hated me from the first day she saw me. I got choked by her once! I never told on her because i didn't want the hastle of explaining my situation to the authorities.

After about a year, things began to calm down, or so i thought. We were coming home on that horrible yellowbus, which i will never get out of my nightmares, and she sat behind me acting very nice and relaxed. Did i mention I had beatiful long hair, which i didnt cut for my whole life. Every one was always amazed by my hair and im guessing that girl didnt like it.

I came home that day crying my eyes out because the back of my head was full of gum. The next day i came to school with my new super short hair due, that made me look like a boy! I came up to her after school and withough a single word i grabed her by the hair and started continuesly hitting her head against the bus. She had to get five stiches and i was expelled.

_The End
Windarossa a little advice all you had to do is find out where she lives and how she gets home then you simply wait in a corner for her and hit her with a trashcan or something then run home and they can't do anything to you cuz you were out of school, out ofuniform and unidentified.

That was just a usefuill hint for staying in school while getting revenge

[Windarossa]

Well, i was considering that before attacking her. I just had to do it and have every one see that dumb ##### being beat up. You should've seen her fat jiggling as i was beating the #### out of her. Her makeup started to run and her lipstick was like all over her face! She was just grabbing my hands and pleading for me to stop. I loved how when they pulled me off, i looked at my hands and saw a chunk of her hair that i ripped off, which i tossed at her bleeding face! I had to have every one see! I heard her mom took her to a different school, because they were too imbarassed to come back. Afcourse my mom beat the crap out of me at home but it was so worth it!!

[azncat]

i was walkin down the park wif my bro and i had a knifee in my hand playin with it then we saw a dead body my bro ran like hell cuz he was scared then the police came........i got arrested for murder i told them what happen but they wanted proof and i didnt have any so they threw me in jail for a while like 3weeks or so and my bro couldnt find the police station till he did he told them what happen and i got free from jail....

that was crazy...... i just did nothing lol i just wet on lol

[Restavega]

That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!!

Now for another insane story...

I saw Men in Black twice in the theater... that's right... 2 times. At first I saw it with a friend I visited then I saw it with my loved ones... I had to go to therapy, I was so traumatized by the experience.

.........okay, j/k about the therapy but for real, I can't sleep at nights thinking what exactly propelled me to see it again... okay kidding about that too. When the sequel came out, my cousin was like "Are you going to go see it? You saw the first one twice!" and he burst out into laughter.

Sick thing is, when the second one came out I was like "Who is going to see that dumb movie!".... oh wait.. I saw this dumb movie the first time.... This time around I must say I did not make the same mistake but my cousin till this day calls me a big fan of MIB (might I add he was with me when we saw it the second time).

[azncat]

That is.... insane!!! azncat... seriously. That's why you shouldn't walk around with knives... not to hurt people, but to keep from being a suspect in local murder!!
well can you really blame me?? not my fault =/ i only live wif my bro 11 yr old our parents left us long time ago my bro dont know how to fight a wtf am i supposed to do if a murderer comes by?? watch them slaughter me?? my bad i just felt offended :p

antother insane story :)


ok i was walkin down the street when i saw this dog i folloowed the dog and it didnt notice me so i followed it then it saw a cat and attacked it. it tore open its stomach and the guts were spllin out then the dog saw me so what i did was knock it out with some pole i carry around for some reason...i knocked it out threw the dog somewhere and ran back to the cat.... i called my friends they called the vet and while i was waitin i poked it and it was still alive so my friend called vet and it lived.... i kept it a while and let it go on 2nd day and it stayed around our neighbor hood ever since and me and my bro took care of it a while then our neighbors took it in cuz we couldnt take care of it anymore....

[Restavega]

You just always seem to have weapons on-hand.... lol

I once saw this kid in my school back in elementary and he puked in the cafeteria. This woman there made him clean up his own fomat and while he was cleaning it he continued to throw-up and having to clean that up too... sad sight... I felt so bad for him. He was just going back and fourth, to the garbage and to the fomat and continued puking along the way.

[azncat]

one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)

[Restavega]

one time at my school some crazy ass student brought a gun and we had to ko his ass take his gun and hide it.... he was so mad that he commited suicide in our bathroom..... but the freakish things was that the blood was red ink and it was a dummy who suicided.... then on the mirror it said i ran home and im mental..... we laughed our asses off and we never saw him again lol and we found out the gun was a water gun painted black..... lol i got suspended for bringin a knife and a back up sword.... damn.... i got jumped that day but i still had my mini dagger :)
........... why don't you bring some body armor too!!! :shocked:

I hate walking a few days after it has snowed... Ice is everywhere. On my way home from school alot of people walk the same way once you leave the building... and once I lost my balance on the ice and was doing some sick ballet for about 5 seconds until I caught hold of a nearby fence. I heard people laughing and people cheering around me... I just put my head down and just kept walking..

[nWowolfpac]

wargun Posted on May 04 2004,11:40
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Quote (nWowolfpac @ May 04 2004,11:36)
Ok. Here's one.


I guess it was 1:30am and on Saturday that just went by and i guess someone called my uncle saying he could give my uncle, aunt, and two kids free dope. YES FREE DOPE. anyways after the call another person called saying that not to listen to bob *I guess that's the first person's name* because he's a psycho and will kill him. My uncle ended up calling the cops. Well i guess when he woke up the next morning there was toilet paper and shaving creme all over his house and his car. Hmmm. Coincidence?



The funny thing is that it was me, my brother, my cousin, and my friend pulling a prank on him. :D We must have been at his house at like 2:30am and we where really stoned. :D

[Windarossa]

Azncat your stories are a little too insane. Where do you live? The Twilight Zone! I mean, we all have a story about death and vilence....but damn!

A few weeks ago, i was coming out of my apartment and a black little kitty was sitting outside my door. Now i live on the second floor and i figured some one in the building must have lost it because their was no other way it could have gotten in.
It was so friendly and it kept meowing i couldnt just leave it out their like that and i couldn't take it in either because i already have a cat, who is by the way very territorial. I brought it food and played with it, but i didnt know what to do! So being the way iam, i went to every apartment asking wether they lost a kitty, not to mention it was 11 at night and i was waiking every body up and that my building has 5 floors. I found the owners, who unconviently enough for me lived on the 5th floor and didnt know there cat was missing. Im glad that the kitty was alright but now every one in the building wants to kill me. :laughlong:

[Restavega]

I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.

[wargun]

I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.
SO sad so sad how people can be so cruel to animals but at the same time so good that the cat learned that moving vehicles don't play

[Restavega]

I was with friends hanging out and we saw this guy in his van driving. Just then a cat made a run to get across the street and the van ran over it! The cat was flopping around frantically, must've been going into involuntary convulsions (most likely from pain, broken bones, and loss of breath)... omg... it was a horrible sight and nothing could be done. The guy in the van didn't even stop and get out, he just realized what he did a kept driving... and the cat we just watched as it just stopped flopping around on the floor as we called an operator to connect us to a vet.
SO sad so sad how people can be so cruel to animals but at the same time so good that the cat learned that moving vehicles don't play
Where I live, you see squished cats in the street all the time, it's disgusting. Some people have no shame.

[wargun]

All that means is that the cats don't learn by example they learn from experiance so they go try it out and have their last experiance

[Restavega]

Fortunently, I have a cat that ran away.. and it came back all bloody with a dislocated jaw and a busted eye.... the fortunete part is she is alive and well. the vet said must've gotten hit by a car

[wargun]

As I said it learned by experiance i bet it hasn't done that since now has it

[Restavega]

My cat hasn't even left the house since!! My cat used to always leave my house before the incident and come back pregnant. We gave her kittens away to friends and neighbors all 3 times this happened... My cat was a nymphomaniac. lol

[Windarossa]

My dumb cat ran away two times and i ended up finding it 3 blocks away all bleeding and reaped up. And even though each time it ran away it got hurt, it still tryed to escape a few times. Thats when we decided to take it to the Vet. The outcome.......*snip* *snip* and the problem was fixed! I wish it was as easy with other beings. :laugh:



Edited By Windarossa on May 05 2004 at 16:43

[wargun]

My dumb cat ran away two times and i ended up finding it 3 blocks away all bleeding and reaped up. And even though each time it ran away it got hurt, it still tryed to escape a few times. Thats when we decided to take it to the Vet. The outcome.......*snip* *snip* and the problem was fixed! I wish it was as easy with other beings. :laugh:
*snip* *snip*

What does that refer to if you don't want to post it for some reason don't just pm me the answer

[Restavega]

She is referring to it being neutered... why they chop off the male's reason for living... :laugh:

[Angel-Eyes]

Ive got funny stories......

One time I was at a pistons game (I live up near Detroit) and I saw one of the funniest things ever........at least I thought it was funny.
Ok where should I start.

My dad and I were about 3 rows from the court.

Well before the game started there were a bunch of losers on the court throwing t-shirts and balls and stuff to the crowd.

And one guy comes running out with a basketball hoop strapped to his head :laughlong:

I was like..........I wonder what he gets paid to do that?

so anyways
His helpers threw small softball sized basketballs into the crowed to see if the people could throw it from up in the stands and get it into the hoop on the guys head.

then I thought......well thats an accident waiting to happen


Nobody was making any of the shots.....

Then I spotted one of the announcers in one of the court side seats get a huge coke that was delivered to him.

It was enormous........no lid........filled to the brim with coke.

And this announcer was dressed up in a suit (a nice one). He looked like an important guy there.

Also I need to mention that there was a bunch of small tvs and other expensive electrical equipment nearby the announcer.....


OK to continue.
one guy on the court belts one of the balls WAY up into the stands....like on the second shelf (a good 50 ft up).


And some guy up there catches it...........all his friends around him trying to get him to make a basket for a free t-shirt.

Well the guy chucks it back down to the court and it starts going toward the announcer....

I was like......I bet some really funny poop is gonna happen



The ball smashed into the bucket sized coke and splattered it all over the announcer and the tvs and wiring and microphones...........sparks started comin out of the equipment.
The guys suit was drenched.

I giggled my ass off....

ever since then I have thought it to be hilarious whenever sombody spills or breaks a glass ............

yeah I dunno, I mean I thought it was funny.

mabey it was one of those "you had to be there"

[wargun]

lol
i feel bad for the guy though
but still
lol
:laughlong:

[Angel-Eyes]

oh i didnt feel bad for him at all

man it was soo funny

[wargun]

oh i didnt feel bad for him at all

man it was soo funny
Kester that's cold not to feel bad i mean the guy's suit was drenched pus he must have been dancing around like a chicken because of the sparks

I can picture it in my head

........

Nope i can't cuz it's just too funny
lol

[Restavega]

Was the announcer injured in any way?

[azncat]

Azncat your stories are a little too insane. Where do you live? The Twilight Zone! I mean, we all have a story about death and vilence....but damn!

A few weeks ago, i was coming out of my apartment and a black little kitty was sitting outside my door. Now i live on the second floor and i figured some one in the building must have lost it because their was no other way it could have gotten in.
It was so friendly and it kept meowing i couldnt just leave it out their like that and i couldn't take it in either because i already have a cat, who is by the way very territorial. I brought it food and played with it, but i didnt know what to do! So being the way iam, i went to every apartment asking wether they lost a kitty, not to mention it was 11 at night and i was waiking every body up and that my building has 5 floors. I found the owners, who unconviently enough for me lived on the 5th floor and didnt know there cat was missing. Im glad that the kitty was alright but now every one in the building wants to kill me. :laughlong:
yup.... im juss aaddicted.....


another staory.... *twilight music starts*

one day i was walkin down the street then i found this dead bird....it looked like it was torn apart or something cuz i found its lleg on the ground its head next to it and a wing like 4 ft away from the other parts..... so i tried tapeing it together but it didnt work so i just threw it at a cat and attacked it.... so much love.... yet so much blood.... lol.... im insane... not really...

[Restavega]

Why would you touch a dead bird? It could've had a disease or something, you don't know where those birds have been or what they have eaten. They could be holding a deadly virus or infection in their blood.

[wargun]

Why would you touch a dead bird? It could've had a disease or something, you don't know where those birds have been or what they have eaten. They could be holding a deadly virus or infection in their blood.
Dude azn's stories are insane don't take em seriously r u'll go insane

[Restavega]

Me and Windarossa busted my brother and his girlfriend having sex... I have nothing to add to that...

[azncat]

me and my frined busted his bro havin sex o o his bro kicked us out and weve been tryin to erase that form our minds for the last week

[Windarossa]

omg rest, dont even bring that up.


I remember when i was little i had to babysit this horrible kid. All ill say is, i looked away and the next thing i see when i turn around is that dumb kid swinging a cat by its tail over his head. You should have seen the drama, that cat was screaming out his guts! I beat the crap out of that kid and i got fired &^)

[azncat]

lol.... last time i babysitted i almost burnt their house down

[wargun]

Babysitting brings back memories

I babysitted for this 8 year old once but when I told him it was time for bed he kicked me in the nuts

I've never babysitted since

[Windarossa]

:0 OMG..That sounds horrible! I never laughed so hard in my life, but its still horrible. I hate little kids!! I remember Rest telling me how his little sister did the same thing. ??? Ouch

[Restavega]

I was walking with a friend of mine like 5 years ago and he threw a glass bottle outside of a wooden fence with people having a party behind it. This woman came running after us for like 5 blocks!... What an idiot my friend was...

[azncat]

my friend got kicked in the balls cuz he pissed off this girl at school.... he was on the ground "touching" himslef i asked her whhat he did and she told me and i laughed so damn hard....

[Angel-Eyes]

one time I set my friend's shirt on fire

[azncat]

i had a friend that played with a lighter (she doesnt smoke) and i told her lets burn something.... we went to a parking lot took a piece of paper and lit it.... i took a stick and it acidentally touched the fire it burned me a lil i threw it in the air and her shoe got on fire she took it off and threw it at me and i ran to the nearest lake and jumped in it.... she laughed so damn hard..... i just swam im the water lol then the next day after school i kept a filled water gun in my back pack and when we went to the park i shot her wif water and ran like hell



Edited By azncat on May 08 2004 at 14:11

[Windarossa]

Why do girls always hit guys right their? Its so barbaric if you ask me. Thier are a ton of other things girls can do to guy but that is just so.......unpractical.


On to my story, now this one i found to be hillarious!
I herd this kid telling a story that his friends were playing basketball with these two guy who were being ###holes. So after exchanging a fewbad words, his friends just jumped those two kids and started beating the #### out of them. Now it was like six on two so those two guys had nothing to do but drop on the floor and cover their heads. So you can imagin the scene, those two kids laying on the floor being puncehed and kicked every where!
So here's the funny part! One of the friends had to go to the hospital because he hurt his ankle while kicking those kids in the HEAD!!!

[azncat]

ok.....

one time i played with fire and burnt my knife.... it melted..... i need to get a new one...

[Ikaruga]

I think I remember when this happened...

At phisical Ed, two of my friends were talking about this girl's pants being pulled down...When I heard that, I laughed my ass off...He said:

Jordan: Ahahaha...It was so damn funny...

Ikaruga: Uhh...Jordan...

Jordan: What?

Ikaruga: I dont think you should be laughing anymore...

Jordan: Why not? I bet she enjoyed it!

Ikaruga: No, really, you should stop laughing... :shocked:

Jordan: Uh oh...Dude...is she behind of me?...

Girl:No. I'm infront of you. -_-

Jordan: EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Ikaruga: I think she's going to kill you now....

Girl: I'm gonna kill both of you...

Ikaruga: NO WAIT, WHY AM I DRAGGED INTO THIS?!

Other Guy: Stop the violence!

Jordan: SHUTUP!

Then Jordan slapped him...Then the girl pulled out a pipe off the ground...

Jordan: OH !!! RUN!!!!!

We both ran for our lives from the girl...Then we hid in the boys bathroom.

Ikaruga: Is she gone?

Jordan: Yep. Let's get the hell outta here...

We walked near the basketball court to have a Pokemon battle. As always, I always ended up losing against him...

Chris: Who winning?

Jordan: I am.

Ikaruga: Crap...My Kyogre cant die...

Chris: Haha your a sucky pokemon trainer...

Ikaruga: Shutup...

Chris: No.

Jordan: Shutup you fat [bad word]..

Chris: Your mama is a fat [bad word]!

Jordan: Your grandma's stanky [bad word] [bad word]!

Ikaruga: WHOA....

Chris: [bad word]! I'll kick you!

Jordan: [bad word]! I'll die you!

Ikaruga: You'll die me...wow...

Jordan: No wait...I'LL KILL YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

He ran after chris and laugh and laughed...

Ikaruga: Go lardass! GO!!!!!!

Then the girl came...

Ikaruga: Go you...OH MY GOD!!!! JORDAN SHE FOUND US!!!

Jordan: OH SNAP RUN!!!!!!!

We ran once again...

Ikaruga: Oh god we're doomed...

Jordan: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...

Ikaruga: Cant you see...We're gonna die...

Jordan: Correction: Your gonna die. I'm going home.

Then he ran away...

Ikaruga: NO JORDAN!!! YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A VIP ACCOUNT YET!!!!


[b]To be continued...

[Windarossa]

??? Please don't continue.

[NinjaRyu2009]

...it was just yesterday, it was a boring day the sun was going down me and my friends 4 ofus : aytekin gultekin omer and me yunus =P ...anywayz... we were bored so aytekin said lets do somthing funny so we all agreed so we broke some car windows and set some stones on the car way cars couldent go tough ... then we walkt a little further we saw some punks comming around the corner they were like 15 years they where whit 3 ppl so i said lets pick a fight... aytekin said allright i am akuma (HAHAH) he walkt to the guy and said raging demon and puncht him in the face ! i was like :shocked: i was just kidding then we all fighted them besides me i was observing them how they fighted they kickt there asses .. so 1 of then got away and got his brother whit him we tought they did run away so we kept talking about the fight then gultekin got kickt in the back whit a high kick the head i was laughing out loud the brother of those guyz said what are you lauging at i said nothing then i said to omer and ayteking why not fighting now whispering they said your turn and they Run !! :shocked: i tought wtf !
so i was going at the guy and said whats your problem huh want to fight the master ? he laught out loud so i said wtf you laughing at you ****** go **** your **** ******
then a fight begun i i gave the guy a kick then ayteking was behind that guy and he had a bat whit him and Boom head bleeds and the guy was on the ground we did run like hell .. then this women saw us break the window of the car and told the police so the cops came after us but we run like hell i said who ever tells me i swear i will kill him so we run to home all
ayteking was busted the next day and he told the cops gultekin was in 2 so they got him and he told omer was in
so omer was busted 2 lol i was worried they were busted and they would say that i was there 2 but the next day cops dint come they did had to pay 3000 euro to damage they did i dint cought hahah but then we heard they dont had a brother them my friend laught (Gultekin) that was his father i was :shocked: we beated his father...
this things allwayz happens to me we used to it

[Ikaruga]

??? Please don't continue.
Why not? I was gonna get to the real hellish part!

Which I called...

THE CHAOS PERIOD

[Restavega]

I was with my cousin at the beach and we were just floating in the water looking at everyone laying on the beach as we spoke...

Some kid... about 15 (alittle older then us at the time) with another girl... she looked 15 too (but her body looked 18 ;).

She was just getting used to the water when this kid pulled down the bottom of her bikini to her knees... You saw everything. Then some older guy came to her in the water and hugged her while she cried. I think the kid who pulled down her bikini bottom was a relative or something because soon afterwards the older man, the victimized female, the boy who did the dirty work were sitting on the same beach towel.

Believe me, that kid was NOT the man. Me and my cousin were very pleased with the showbut that was a scum bag thing to do to someone.

[azncat]

last time i saw that me and my friends jumped that bastard lol... trust me you dont wanna know what i did....

[Razz]

This one time, I fell down a hole ... yeah, and I'm still falling to this day. Thank God someone threw a laptop down, otherwise I'd be board as heck.
It's kinda hard to type like this, but I'm getting used to it.

[azncat]

oh so your the person that fell threw the hole..... im the one that threw the laptop!!! :p

[100-1083540737]

ONE DAY A KID KNOWN A FOC HIS TAG COMES UP TO ME AND SAYSRUN YA POCKETS IM LIKE ### GET YOU CRIKET THEETH AWAY FROM HE SWING I START ROCKING HIS JAW THAT KID DIDNT MESS WITH ANYONE AGAIN PEACE PEOPLE GOOD GAMING

*COUGH*

[100-1083540737]

YO IKURAGA FINISH IT WAS MAD FUNNY KNOW OFFNCE POKEMON IS DEAD BRO REALLY PEACE GOOD GAMING PEOPLE

COUGH :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: :alien:

[100-1083540737]

ITS TERIBLE I HAVE DEDICTED THIS POEM


I AM A SHOSTO A MASTER OF FIGHTING BUT A MURDERER A SLAYER OF INNOCENTS NEVER WHEN GABIT COMES SO WILL I
REMEBER
DREAMS DONT DIE

[Roll]

The story I am about to tell you is something I have not told many people. Not even my own parents know about this story, and since I have decided that it would be best for me to reveal a little bit more about my past to everyone who is an actual part of my life, I have decided that you should know as well. Plus, it makes for a very insane story.

This story dates back to when I was still in New York, and when I was around 5 years old. Now, at the time, I was in New York (as I said), but I was living in Long Island all of my life in New York. My families (my mother and my father were divorced a considerable amount of time before then) both lived near the same forest, and in the same town. The forest itself became the town park, and it was a very beautiful place to visit when you wanted to just relax.

In any case, one day in mid-autumn, I decided that I wanted to go into the park and walk around a little bit. Me being the independant little bundle of responsible energy that I was, I went alone (with my fathers permission of course). Now, this was a very unusual day to take a walk, because the winds were strong and the sky let down small droplets of rain that could wake even Sleeping Beauty from her slumber with one cold touch. It rained softly, though, so I didn't bother to turn around and go back. Instead, I ventured to the other side of the forest, and to a lake. Once there, I decided to go back because I had walked as far as my courage would take me. You see, if I had went any farther, I would have walked onto a wildlife preserve that held some very mean and nasty animals; and I knew that very well, too.

Now, I decided I wanted to take a small shortcut by hopping across a small, calm stream on some lined up stones that were alway there. But there was something different about the area that time. As I slid down the hill to the stream, I saw a small little lump in the leaves that kept making little twitches and movements. When I got down to the lump, I slowly moved up to it. Then it stopped moving. I moved my hand slowly toward the pile of leaves that used to be moving, and then I finally touched it. It still did not move, but it was tougher than just a pile of leaves. At the same time, I knew it wasn't a rock either, because it was a bit too soft when I gently pressed with my fingers. So, I took off the leaves, one by one. With each leaf, I revealed a new patch of orange, black, white, and color mixes of those three, until I revealed the complete puzzle.

It was a baby fox! The most adorable little thing I had ever seen in my whole life was just laying there, shivering, and staring at me. Therefore, I just had to pick up and hug the little ball of fluff. Now, the only other thing, besides the fact that the fox was very soft, which was in my thoughts at the time, was where it's parents could be. I knew how unusual it was for foxes to leave their young alone in times of bad weather, and I found this to be a bit of a problem. Resolved on finding the foxes parents, I still held it, and I walked all the way up the hill again to begin searching for his parents.

This was a mistake.

You see, I didn't know it, but there was a hunter who was hunting up at the top of the hill, and he was looking for something. When I reached the top, I didn't really know what to expect of the man: I didn't know that there was such a thing as a hunter at the time of my life. I walked up behind him, and caught his attention. I asked him whether he had seen any "Grown up" Foxes near the area, and he gave a a jolly little smile to me as he firmly answered "Yes". I was so excited, and even the little cub was starting to move its head about in bewildered exploration. When I asked which way they went, the man had me follow him down the other side of the hill. I was not prepared, however, for what he was bringing me to see; which was to say two dead Foxes laying on top of each other, one with a knife jammed in its neck and both of them drenched in the blood. I couldn't tell that I was now squeezing the fox a little roughly, until it finally nibbled on my arm and I came to my senses.

Now, the hunter told me to put down the baby fox, and walk away. I actually ran away, though; but I never gave him the fox. So, donning a gun of some type (unsure of what it was, but it wasn't a rifle), he chased after me and the Fox. We ran for miles, at the very least, and the guy was always not too far behind. Every few moments, a loud sound would be heard from behind, and a nearby tree would have a hole in it. It was the only time I was really thankful that I was so hyper all of the time. Eventually, I found this really small cave in the ground. It was one you couldn't see by just looking around, because it was hidden behind a fewbushes and was decending into the ground as well. I crawled into the cave, hoping that he would not make it there, and waiting with the fox in one arm.

Then the light was gone from the cave, and that only meant one thing: the evil man was there. I watched as a bit of rain water fell from my hair and down my cheek to the ground, and I saw the darkness move, and finally disappear. Then, before I could even breathe in loudly, I saw something try and jump in, and the entire small cave was dark except for a small ray of light that got passed the guys immense body. The cave began to expand for him, due to his flailing and movement, and soon, I was crawling backwards to get away. Unfortunately, I ran out of space all too soon, and he was almost through the entrance completely. He took his gun, and I heard a click from it. Then I heard several more clicks, but he had one more bullet left; I watched as his hands moved and placed a small object into the gun. That was when I screamed; of all times, that was the time I screamed. Then, something happened, and I blacked out completely.

When I woke up again, I was totally fine, and the fox was asleep in my arms. We were still in the cave, and the guy was still there too. It was also getting to be very deeply red in the sky, telling me that it was nearing sunset. Yet, as I absent-mindedly crawled out of the cave, I remembered that the guy was trying to kill me. But he wasn't moving now. So, I poked and prodded his legs.
No movement.
I poked him again, this time with a sharp and pointy stick on his legs.
Still no movement.
Then I remembered something that I saw in the theatre that seemed to wake up the actor who was asleep.
There was no movement, but the guy had a hole in the back pocket of his jeans now, and the stick broke.

So I put down the fox slowly, and pulled the guy out as best as I could. After some time, I finally got him all the way out, and I flipped him over so I could see his face. His eyes were frozen in one position completely, and his face was totally pale. I lifted his arms, and let them fall to his side again. One of my worst fears had finally come true again: I had seen a dead man's face. So seeing, I knew that there had to be some signs of how he died, anything at all. I thought to myself "Bullet hole", but there was no wounded areas. There wasn't a cut on his body, or clothes to be seen. So, I thought that it may have been a heart attack; but no one dying from a heart attack would be so free of the stench of sweat. Now I thought maybe he might of gotten a head wound; but unfortunately, he was bald so I could easily tell that he didn't hurt his head. Then I was out of ideas. There was nothing nearby either, and the gun was still in his hand. There was no movement, there was no trace of movement, there wasn't even a broken leaf or a small trail of something, anything at all. All I knew was that the guy was dead, and that it was now all over. I picked up the fox and left for home.
To this day I still cannot figure out how he died, and I am unsure of whether anyone even found his body. The facial expression, which I can remember perfectly, still gives me the creeps. It was as if he were frozen in time, during a happy moment with wide eyes.

[azncat]

o.0 wow.... all cuz of a lil fox o 0 all i got to say is that was a miracle that you survived that but the sad thing is that the fox parents died o o

[Restavega]

The story I am about to tell you is something I have not told many people. Not even my own parents know about this story, and since I have decided that it would be best for me to reveal a little bit more about my past to everyone who is an actual part of my life, I have decided that you should know as well. Plus, it makes for a very insane story.

This story dates back to when I was still in New York, and when I was around 5 years old. Now, at the time, I was in New York (as I said), but I was living in Long Island all of my life in New York. My families (my mother and my father were divorced a considerable amount of time before then) both lived near the same forest, and in the same town. The forest itself became the town park, and it was a very beautiful place to visit when you wanted to just relax.

In any case, one day in mid-autumn, I decided that I wanted to go into the park and walk around a little bit. Me being the independant little bundle of responsible energy that I was, I went alone (with my fathers permission of course). Now, this was a very unusual day to take a walk, because the winds were strong and the sky let down small droplets of rain that could wake even Sleeping Beauty from her slumber with one cold touch. It rained softly, though, so I didn't bother to turn around and go back. Instead, I ventured to the other side of the forest, and to a lake. Once there, I decided to go back because I had walked as far as my courage would take me. You see, if I had went any farther, I would have walked onto a wildlife preserve that held some very mean and nasty animals; and I knew that very well, too.

Now, I decided I wanted to take a small shortcut by hopping across a small, calm stream on some lined up stones that were alway there. But there was something different about the area that time. As I slid down the hill to the stream, I saw a small little lump in the leaves that kept making little twitches and movements. When I got down to the lump, I slowly moved up to it. Then it stopped moving. I moved my hand slowly toward the pile of leaves that used to be moving, and then I finally touched it. It still did not move, but it was tougher than just a pile of leaves. At the same time, I knew it wasn't a rock either, because it was a bit too soft when I gently pressed with my fingers. So, I took off the leaves, one by one. With each leaf, I revealed a new patch of orange, black, white, and color mixes of those three, until I revealed the complete puzzle.

It was a baby fox! The most adorable little thing I had ever seen in my whole life was just laying there, shivering, and staring at me. Therefore, I just had to pick up and hug the little ball of fluff. Now, the only other thing, besides the fact that the fox was very soft, which was in my thoughts at the time, was where it's parents could be. I knew how unusual it was for foxes to leave their young alone in times of bad weather, and I found this to be a bit of a problem. Resolved on finding the foxes parents, I still held it, and I walked all the way up the hill again to begin searching for his parents.

This was a mistake.

You see, I didn't know it, but there was a hunter who was hunting up at the top of the hill, and he was looking for something. When I reached the top, I didn't really know what to expect of the man: I didn't know that there was such a thing as a hunter at the time of my life. I walked up behind him, and caught his attention. I asked him whether he had seen any "Grown up" Foxes near the area, and he gave a a jolly little smile to me as he firmly answered "Yes". I was so excited, and even the little cub was starting to move its head about in bewildered exploration. When I asked which way they went, the man had me follow him down the other side of the hill. I was not prepared, however, for what he was bringing me to see; which was to say two dead Foxes laying on top of each other, one with a knife jammed in its neck and both of them drenched in the blood. I couldn't tell that I was now squeezing the fox a little roughly, until it finally nibbled on my arm and I came to my senses.

Now, the hunter told me to put down the baby fox, and walk away. I actually ran away, though; but I never gave him the fox. So, donning a gun of some type (unsure of what it was, but it wasn't a rifle), he chased after me and the Fox. We ran for miles, at the very least, and the guy was always not too far behind. Every few moments, a loud sound would be heard from behind, and a nearby tree would have a hole in it. It was the only time I was really thankful that I was so hyper all of the time. Eventually, I found this really small cave in the ground. It was one you couldn't see by just looking around, because it was hidden behind a fewbushes and was decending into the ground as well. I crawled into the cave, hoping that he would not make it there, and waiting with the fox in one arm.

Then the light was gone from the cave, and that only meant one thing: the evil man was there. I watched as a bit of rain water fell from my hair and down my cheek to the ground, and I saw the darkness move, and finally disappear. Then, before I could even breathe in loudly, I saw something try and jump in, and the entire small cave was dark except for a small ray of light that got passed the guys immense body. The cave began to expand for him, due to his flailing and movement, and soon, I was crawling backwards to get away. Unfortunately, I ran out of space all too soon, and he was almost through the entrance completely. He took his gun, and I heard a click from it. Then I heard several more clicks, but he had one more bullet left; I watched as his hands moved and placed a small object into the gun. That was when I screamed; of all times, that was the time I screamed. Then, something happened, and I blacked out completely.

When I woke up again, I was totally fine, and the fox was asleep in my arms. We were still in the cave, and the guy was still there too. It was also getting to be very deeply red in the sky, telling me that it was nearing sunset. Yet, as I absent-mindedly crawled out of the cave, I remembered that the guy was trying to kill me. But he wasn't moving now. So, I poked and prodded his legs.
No movement.
I poked him again, this time with a sharp and pointy stick on his legs.
Still no movement.
Then I remembered something that I saw in the theatre that seemed to wake up the actor who was asleep.
There was no movement, but the guy had a hole in the back pocket of his jeans now, and the stick broke.

So I put down the fox slowly, and pulled the guy out as best as I could. After some time, I finally got him all the way out, and I flipped him over so I could see his face. His eyes were frozen in one position completely, and his face was totally pale. I lifted his arms, and let them fall to his side again. One of my worst fears had finally come true again: I had seen a dead man's face. So seeing, I knew that there had to be some signs of how he died, anything at all. I thought to myself "Bullet hole", but there was no wounded areas. There wasn't a cut on his body, or clothes to be seen. So, I thought that it may have been a heart attack; but no one dying from a heart attack would be so free of the stench of sweat. Now I thought maybe he might of gotten a head wound; but unfortunately, he was bald so I could easily tell that he didn't hurt his head. Then I was out of ideas. There was nothing nearby either, and the gun was still in his hand. There was no movement, there was no trace of movement, there wasn't even a broken leaf or a small trail of something, anything at all. All I knew was that the guy was dead, and that it was now all over. I picked up the fox and left for home.
To this day I still cannot figure out how he died, and I am unsure of whether anyone even found his body. The facial expression, which I can remember perfectly, still gives me the creeps. It was as if he were frozen in time, during a happy moment with wide eyes.
Okay okay... you were 5? Why wouldn't you tell your parents as soon as this happened? And for a five year old... you ran "miles to say the least." Do you know the distance of a mile? Your five year old legs would have an incredibly hard time running a mile... And this man shot at you... that is the most insane part....you also knew what a gun could do even at the age of five... :laugh:

So you understood you life was at stake, didn't tell you parents, ran miles with your five year old undeveloped muscles, didn't know what a hunter was but knew a gun was life threatening, you were shot at...... then after it was all over, instead of waking up and running.. you poked the guy with a stick... did you wanna wake up you would-be killer!? And if he did wake up, what were you expecting?! Instead of running.. you just stood by him, examined him.. poked him...

I am not doubting your story or saying it's far fetched..............................:laugh:...... .................................................. ..............

All I am saying is... I don't see the logic in your actions.

This is ridiculously insane though

[wargun]

Well i was out with my freinds yesterday cuz my birthday was thurseday and they couldn't go out on thurseday so we went out friday

anyway we went to this club and there were honnies shaking it all over the place i mean i saw girls shaking their behind so hard fellas watching stood up (and not on there feeet if youcatch my drift)

So we go up and order a few drinks to celebrate and poop then this cat jumps up on the counter and knocks over a bottle of Johnny Walker Black label (scotch) then it starts drinking the stuff the bartender stood there amazed then the cat jumped off the table and I swear i aint lying the cat stood up on 2 legs and put 1 paw across and then 1 paw up (stick up style) then it falls down on it's side. so the bartender looks stunned and i'm stund but some guy comes and takes the cat and sits it down on a stool. then he took a mop and broke the end off and put it on the cat. then he braought this other dud over and that dude was crazy drunk the dude starts checking the cat out i mean he's talking to it like a girl then he strokes the mop end like it's hair then (that's the gross part) he french kisses the cat and the cat bites his tongue and jumped out the window then the guy gets up and sais "Don't worry I like it rough and u know she's coming back to me soon" well I guess u had to be there for it to make much sence to you but well it was funny



Edited By wargun on May 08 2004 at 22:09

[azncat]

one time i was out at night at like 1:00 a.m. then i saw this guy torchering a animal..... so i took out my sword then he saw me and ran like hell.... i looked at the animal and i found out it was a dog around the age of 5 months in human years so i took it to a vet it was better and i left to a little girl...

[wargun]

one time i was out at night at like 1:00 a.m. then i saw this guy torchering a animal..... so i took out my sword then he saw me and ran like hell.... i looked at the animal and i found out it was a dog around the age of 5 months in human years so i took it to a vet it was better and i left to a little girl...
I don't believe that story cuz i doubt that it's legal to walk around with a sword Your not in a cartoon u knowbut then again u do sometimes act like you are

[azncat]

well its similar to a knife but a bit much more smaller....

[Windarossa]

Restavega should have named this topic Insane TRUE stories but oh well.


I once sat in this internet cafe playing SFO and suddenly porn pops up on my screen! I was so embarrassed, later i found out that people like to come their at night and look at porn and some times afterwards the porn popups come back!

[Restavega]

I was with you that time, Wind.

It's disgusting how people could be searching porn in a public place. I was very shocked when I discovered that. Sad indeed...

[Ikaruga]

Restavega should have named this topic Insane TRUE stories but oh well.


I once sat in this internet cafe playing SFO and suddenly porn pops up on my screen! I was so embarrassed, later i found out that people like to come their at night and look at porn and some times afterwards the porn popups come back!
You are not alone...It happens to the computer at my school as well...

But sometime...I do a little...Experimenting...Cough...

[azncat]

sicko o o happens to me cuz of my bro.... that perv...

[Roll]

Okay okay... you were 5? Why wouldn't you tell your parents as soon as this happened? And for a five year old... you ran "miles to say the least." Do you know the distance of a mile? Your five year old legs would have an incredibly hard time running a mile... And this man shot at you... that is the most insane part....you also knew what a gun could do even at the age of five... :laugh:

So you understood you life was at stake, didn't tell you parents, ran miles with your five year old undeveloped muscles, didn't know what a hunter was but knew a gun was life threatening, you were shot at...... then after it was all over, instead of waking up and running.. you poked the guy with a stick... did you wanna wake up you would-be killer!? And if he did wake up, what were you expecting?! Instead of running.. you just stood by him, examined him.. poked him...

I am not doubting your story or saying it's far fetched..............................:laugh:...... .................................................. ..............

All I am saying is... I don't see the logic in your actions.

This is ridiculously insane though
Yes, I was five. I didn't tell my parents, because they would either:
A) Not care
B) Blow this way out of proportion and call the national guard
and, my favorite
C) Call my cousin and ask them to bake a cake in the theme of what I went through, so we can put it behind us in celebration.
I didn't need any of that, nor did I want any of that. As far as my ability to run goes, the only adult person who actually raised me was my Grandmother, and she died a year afterward. Since she was a grandmother, and since most of my playmates were boys, and especially since my grandmother taught me to always try and be the strongest, I gained plenty of stamina and strength, etc. before I entered schooling.
The man shot at me; that, I could not control. However, me knowing what a gun could do was just conjecture based of of shows and things I've seen in the town theatre. I just know that no one lived after being shot by a gun at the time; and yes, I knew about death at that age, along with other things.

However, the matter with him being dead puzzled me. I mean, I passed by him, totally untouched, and I wasn't damaged in the first place either. So, something had to have happened to him, and I was wondering if he was ok or not. So, the only thing left to do was check to see if he responded to any touch. When he didn't, then I left. There was simply nothing more to do. There was simply nothing left to see.

To understand my actions, and to know where my logic comes from, you'd have to know my special secret. And, no, you will not find that out anytime soon. Only a few know..

[PSYCHO]

lmfao the way he summarized that was just funny :laughlong:

[Restavega]

Thankyou for summing that up Roll... now you know what my next question is going to be...

WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!

And here is a story to go along with my post...

I once went to the beach and the water was filled with jelly fish. Harmless jelly fish at that. So me and my brothers took up a jelly fish fight and began throwing them at eachother!! The coolest thing about them was that you could toss a jelly fish like a frizbee. They were thick and the size of your hand with alittle slime on the side! :laugh: I remember I nailed my brother in the back of the head and he was about 30 feet away!.........

Were you expecting something more? Nope thats it. No one got hurt and no one stuffed jellyfish into another persons mouth.... :laugh:

[azncat]

one time i saw a dead racoon and it was getting eatin by ants.... it was all bone crawling in and out.... so sad....

[Windarossa]

I remember being in a funeral home After my aunt died from canser. My family was the first to arrive and i remember one of the workers putting makeup on her face. I came closer and saw that half of her face looked normal but the other half was all blue and vainy. I couldn't get her face out of my mind.

[Restavega]

I'm sorry your last mental picture of your aunt had to be so gruesome, Windarossa. As if seeing a dead loved one was not bad enough, you had to see her early stage of decay.

[nWowolfpac]

Ok this is a weird story but it's funny at the same time.

Me and my friend where out skateboarding behind the court house in my home town. It was around 11:30 to 12:00 at night when we seen this guy walking out of the police station (the police station is across the street behind a bank beside my old elementary school and across the street from the court house. Just to let you guy's know that.) He started walking down the street and i had a dollar on me. Me and my friend were looking for a smoke so we walked up to the guy and asked if he had any. He did so he gave me 2 and my friend 1. Weird cause i still had the dollar on me and i didn't even have to buy any. Anyways we started talking to the guy and he was talking about looking for some action. I was thinking that the guy was a ### or something but then he explained it more clearly. What he really wanted to do was something called a "spar" (i don't know how to write the word but hopefully you will understand.) What he wanted me and my friend to do was either kick or punch him ANYWHERE we wanted to. He told us that if we did he would get up and asked for more but the thing is that it would have to be one on one. I was sick and tired from all the weed i smoked and my friend was just standing there thinking about it. the guy also said he would give us a pack of cigarettes just to kick his ass. This would have to be the weirdest thing i ever experienced in my home town cause most of the ppl in my town don't walk up to ppl and ask them to kick their ass. And most of the ppl here are all talk and no action.

[alamgir]

Lol this is something scary that happened to me one warm day in Bangladesh.

In Bangladesh there's always a pond near you wherever you go, most villages have one. We haave quite a big one in my village. So when I visited Bangladesh for the first time when I was 9 I stayed in my village, the areas a jungle around there cos it wasn't a city. So one day in the morning I wanted to go fishing in the pond, and my cousin sister told me to wait in my room with the fishing rod while she gets bait. I didn't listen cos I was desperate to go down there to the pond after seeing some massive bird sweep down and grab a fish. I went down the stone steps, and there were huge palm trees and coconut tress on my sides. I went to the last dry step and all of a sudden a huge python at least 3 inches thick jumped right in front of me from a tree above me and landed so half of it was in the water and half of it was dry facing me. It raised its head and I ran, right back up the steps, luckily all it did was stare at me but it seemed to approach me so i pegged it right back to my village. Boy i got a telling off from my cousin sister. I did go back to the pond a week laer but obviously the snake wasn't there, and i did a little fishing. But somewhere in those trees is that snake wating for me. I doubt it wil get me cos i visited Bangladesh recently and had no close encounters.

[Restavega]

This one isn't too exciting... but a friend of mine peed in a mailbox in broad daylight and my other friends taped it.... just don't ask...

[Roll]

I remember being in a funeral home After my aunt died from canser. My family was the first to arrive and i remember one of the workers putting makeup on her face. I came closer and saw that half of her face looked normal but the other half was all blue and vainy. I couldn't get her face out of my mind.
Speaking of family and death, there was an entirely peculiar incident that happened on the moment of my birth.
All of my grandparents died, save one Grandmother who I mentioned before, on the exact moment I was born. Which is to say, they stopped functioning the exact moment I was brought into the world. There was no plausible reason behind those deaths either; they were healthy (as healthy as old people could be, at least), and they didn't have a heart attack or cancer, or anything.They just simply.. died somehow. I just wish I knew how.

[azncat]

wow freakish..... one time i was on the internet on the forum and i left to get something in the kitchen i was there for 10 min..... then when i came back i was on a site with dead people and a picture of my grandmother thats dead and there was like a dark shadow when i sat down.... when i touched my mouse it felt sticky.... couldnt have been my bro cuz he was at his friends.... i was hella freaked out.... left my house a while.....

[Windarossa]

I never had a chance to meet my grandfather. He was the one to name me and i always herd stories of how good he was. My grand ma said he was just sitting with the family eating dinner and he just suddenly froze with a pickle in his hand and died. They didn't find a cause but i say it was the pickle...God damn killer pickles.

[Restavega]

That's a terrible way to see your husband go for your grandmother... then again... losing a loved one is never a pleasent experience.

[azncat]

yea it is thats why i wrote a poem about it in one of the topics here its on page to something about the best poet that the topic name rate me on the poem please o.o

[Restavega]

Saw that poem... nice work.

[azncat]

man i cant find that topic now

[Windarossa]

We got robbed once and we didnt even know it. The robber was walking around our house at night and my mom got up to go to the bathroom and saw the front door open. Nothing too big was stolen and they never found the guy.

They think it was a black male 6'1" between the ages of 20-30, might have had an afro, believed to be armed and dangerous.(jk)

[Restavega]

We got robbed once and we didnt even know it. The robber was walking around our house at night and my mom got up to go to the bathroom and saw the front door open. Nothing too big was stolen and they never found the guy.
Get better locks on those doors!

[Windarossa]

Here's a story from my younger days...
I remember when i was about ten or so and me and my friends built a tree house on top of some guys garage. We had to sneak up their because we didn't want the owner seeing us on his roof. After a few months everyone new about our place and they used to come up their and chill. One day the roof broke down and we all fell....i got a big glass stuck in my foot and my cousin bit his tongue as he fell and chopped half of it off! My other friend got lucky and just broke his pinky. The owner was so pissed off. Thankfully he knew my parents and he brought us home and i got my butt beaten after my leg healed.

[azncat]

one time my friends almost got his head chopped off.... it was tooo close lol the thing almost got my leg...

[RyusRevenge]

their was this one time me and my mates were playing footy and this guy casually walks past us playing and stops by some trees and he stands their fixated at it with his palms next to his face kinda like praying, and we were worried about this guy bcz he was smartly dressed wid a shirt and tie and didnt look like the crazy type, and one of my friends went up to him and asked him if their was a problem, he said "stay away cant u see it", and this guy was freaked by something in the trees, and he told us to stay away from him, so we kinda stopped playing jus to relax bit and jus observing him, after 10 minutes he drops his hands and stops looking at the tree and walks off casually as if nothing had happened.

[Restavega]

Maybe the tree had some kind've sentimental value to him.. :laugh:

[RyusRevenge]

lmao probably where he concieved his first child

[azncat]

or maybe a loved one to him was buried their....

[RyusRevenge]

or he pretended he was seeing someone while quickly undoing his trouser flies and taking a quick piss.....lol

[azncat]

or he pretended he was seeing someone while quickly undoing his trouser flies and taking a quick piss.....lol
think fast tree!!! he gonna moles you!

or maybe he was very mental and thought he saw god and prayed

[RyusRevenge]

yeah lets stick to the nutty theory.

[azncat]

yea... "nutty" he pissed on the tree with his "nut"ty slef

[Restavega]

or maybe a loved one to him was buried their....
hahaha! Then that must've been some cheap funeral or the loved one was a squirrel!

[azncat]

thats wrong... maybe he was a orphan and his parents died and he couldnt afford a funeral and had to bury his parents there o o