Gods of sfo - Do they exist?

[Restavega]

Whenever a glitch occurs or some type of phenomenon in SFO I do not consider it a glitch, oh no.

I believe there is a magic about SFO...

When my opponent Spidey pulls a Web Sting in my direction while I'm in the corner with a millimeter of health remaining... and his websting shoots in the opposite direction, that's not lag or a glitch, that's the SFO Gods redirecting his web sting to buy me a chance at victory.

Some of you may post here and point out all the theoretical (or factual) reasons why such things occur but, like scientists continue to point out how we came to be and religions continue to believe in their own personal creator, I will just leave it to the SFO Gods.

First, let's get familiar with the cast of God's and what they do...

There is the God of Happenings. He is the one responsible for when and where you warp on your opponent's screen.

The God of Pumpkin Seeds. He is to thank everytime you and your partner in a 2vs2 (or 2vs1) are simultaneously on the screen and beating the crap out of your opponent.

The Goddess of Periods. You can blame her for all the times you jumped off the screen when you tagged your teammate in... but your teammate never came in and your opponent just sat there punching into the air and gaining specials and what not!

The God of Stand-out. Yep, all those times you just lost all of your health and died in a 2vs2/2vs1 for no reason at all... that was this God.

And last but not least, the God of Sunglasses. This particular God redirects and/or hides specials from you. For everytime your opponent Ryu shot a super hadouken at you but nothing came out of his hands or everytime Sentinel shot his Hyper Beam at you but he shot it backwards... that was the God of Sunglasses at work!

The Gods are not human. They are an entity created by SFO.

Call me a prohet if you will... for these God's have spoken to me. And whether or not they have spoken to you, they have both helped us on many occassions.

And there is one other God I have failed to mention...

TMyApp, the creator himself! He created SFO and unwittingly created these Gods too.

Where do these Gods exist? In the "System". ;)

No, I do not want to hear why these things happen because we know why they really happen now that I have said the unspoken. :D Just go with the flow.

Are you cool enough to see the magic of SFO? :D



Edited By Restavega on July 09 2004 at 23:46

[[purekilla]]

god of SFO hmm i never heard of em but i hope i have na experience ill try to.

[(X-F)Xavier]

You my friend need therapy. Many many fliping years of therapy.

[darksamuria]

Man oh man where do I start....... :D

I don't know what you have been smoking Restavega, but all I have to say is put the stuff down and step away from it :lol:.

You sound like a mixture between Morpheus from the Matrix and Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction :laugh: .

but on a serious note, you bring up a very intresting point :hmmm:. These SFO 'Gods' that you speak of, everyone has encountered at least once while playing SFO. Just like Morpheus, you might not have many followers, but I believe that you are on the right track. You Restavega, must get people to believe in these SFO Gods. It is your job to find the ONE :lookaround:.



Edited By darksamuria on July 08 2004 at 21:46

[Restavega]

You my friend need therapy. Many many fliping years of therapy.
See.. your just not cool to see behind the barrier the God's have put up to hide their existence.

[Virtual Fighter]

i think the gods excist...

but there will always be the synics that say "its not SFO gods, its just your crappy computer playing tricks on you!! EL OH EL!!"

but if you beleive.. (except in that stupid God of Stand-out, i really hate him. *a lighting bolt of lag stikes me*) the gods will grant you your wishes!

:shocked:

[DA_VIPA]

someone ask for me?

[april_amise]

nice metaphors

and yeah i think everyone has experienced your "GODs"

[SSJKarma]

ok, you smoking too much restavega...
for all these things are only created iny our imagination and that's all !

there are no gods responsible for it, its called LAG, for the many years it hapenned to become an entity of its own... but i still don't believe in that ! Lag does what you seen all those times, for your computer interpretes only hwat he received, and as he received the spidey user being looking away form you, the sting appeared away from you as well.

as simple as that, no god no special favor, nothing more then lag.

stop the drugs will ya, its starting to make you look weird !

[Kiz]

I am your god.

[Restavega]

ok, you smoking too much restavega...
for all these things are only created iny our imagination and that's all !

there are no gods responsible for it, its called LAG, for the many years it hapenned to become an entity of its own... but i still don't believe in that ! Lag does what you seen all those times, for your computer interpretes only hwat he received, and as he received the spidey user being looking away form you, the sting appeared away from you as well.

as simple as that, no god no special favor, nothing more then lag.

stop the drugs will ya, its starting to make you look weird !
SSJKarma... Why are you so critical all the time?! :laugh:

The Gods DO exist! Before lag, there were the Gods because they created it the moment TMyApp made this game!

[Demon rage Lemon clock]

[quote:post_uid13="Restavega"]Whenever a glitch occurs or some type of phenomenon in SFO I do not consider it a glitch, oh no.

I believe there is a magic about SFO...

When my opponent Spidey pulls a Web Sting in my direction while I'm in the corner with a millimeter of health remaining... and his websting shoots in the opposite direction, that's not lag or a glitch, that's the SFO Gods redirecting his web sting to buy me a chance at victory.

Some of you may post here and point out all the theoretical (or factual) reasons why such things occur but, like scientists continue to point out how we came to be and religions continue to believe in their own personal creator, I will just leave it to the SFO Gods.

First, let's get familiar with the cast of God's and what they do...

There is the God of Happenings. He is the one responsible for when and where you warp on your opponent's screen.

The God of Pumpkin Seeds. He is to thank everytime you and your partner in a 2vs2 (or 2vs1) are simultaneously on the screen and beating the crap out of your opponent.

The Goddess of Periods. You can blame her for all the times you jumped off the screen when you tagged your teammate in... but your teammate never came in and your opponent just sat there punching into the air and gaining specials and what not!

The God of Stand-out. Yep, all those times you just lost all of your health and died in a 2vs2/2vs1 for no reason at all... that was this God.

And last but not least, the God of Sunglasses. This particular God redirects and/or hides specials from you. For everytime your opponent Ryu shot a super hadouken at you but nothing came out of his hands or everytime Sentinel shot his Hyper Beam at you but he shot it backwards... that was the God of Sunglasses at work!

The Gods are not human. They are an entity created by SFO.

Call me a prohet if you will... for these God's have spoken to me. And whether or not they have spoken to you, they have both helped us on many occassions.

And there is one other God I have failed to mention...

TMyApp, the creator himself! He created SFO and unwittingly created these Gods too.

Where do these Gods exist? In the "System". ;)

No, I do not want to hear why these things happen because we know why they really happen now that I have said the unspoken. :D

Are you cool enough to see the magic of SFO? :D[/quote:post_uid13]
What the flip are you smokin boy? :shocked:

[limbei]

i think the gods excist...

but there will always be the synics that say "its not SFO gods, its just your crappy computer playing tricks on you!! EL OH EL!!"

but if you beleive.. (except in that stupid God of Stand-out, i really hate him. *a lighting bolt of lag stikes me*) the gods will grant you your wishes!

:shocked:
yeah...........
right

[DarkstriderX]

Gods of SFO lol..??? ???

[vx_unicom]

I am your god.
What funny kid...,there is no such thing as gods of SFO... ???



Edited By vx_unicom on July 09 2004 at 10:05

[venom-spiderman]

yo i had a to deal with it once say like i was doing 1on1tag every time this dude hit me my power had regained and then the weird thing about it was that i was playing with both of my charactors at the same time if i did a skinkuu hadouken he would do the same thing and then he wouldn't leave then i could still fight after the game was over that's a spooky god of sfo i think

[alamgir]

Lol, gods of sfo, are you serious? Oone word...lag. NO such things as gods in sfo man visit an sfo psychologist and explain your theories.

[Kingryu1]

The Gods of SFO are the mods and admins. Whatever WeedVega is trying to say is a load of bull =/ Absolutly stupid. It's all lag fs. And this is a game, not frigging greek mythology

[VampireNinja]

Hmm..Gods?Nice..but not gonna happen man..

Well..Myabe Rest is trying to give happenings names like the warp and crap..Props my man..

It still is weird :shocked:

[Zpower]

:laugh: Gods of SFO = LAG, LAG, LAG, LAG, ohyah and LAG + GLITCHES + SUPER JUMPS.

[Resident Evil]

i am the king of lag :biggrin: you all know it...and restavega you need proffessional help badly.. i mean who the hell though god was lag...

[PSYCHO]

no need in repeating ppl resident evil..

[hunk-h]

u r funny man
interesting.......



Edited By hunk-h on July 09 2004 at 17:10

[Restavega]

u r funny man
interesting.......
If everyone was like you... unfortunetly, they aren't.

I told everyone to "go with the flow"... and some of you jumped overboard. And as for these immature weed comments... allow me to say I am high on life, not weed (unlike some of you)! ;)

You people must have weed on your minds often because you all have the same common reference to my behavior... :laugh:

[Zpower]

allow me to say I am high on life
Hmm you spelled weed wrong...its not l i f e. :laughlong:



Edited By Zpower on July 10 2004 at 01:16

[SSJKarma]

maybe you don't even know who the hell we are for saying what you said.

but to be honest i think you smoed something you shouldn't have. maybe it was glue or anything in the likes but i suggest you start by understanding why we said that, maybe you aren't that realistick to even know what life itself is !

but i think being realistick at some point is something, but you think yoiu were funny but the way you said the thing in the first place was such a let down that everyone couldn't resist but to flame you instead of laughing !

next time you wanna joke around, try and do it the funny way !

[Restavega]

allow me to say I am high on life
Hmm you spelled weed wrong...its not l i f e. :laughlong:
You never heard the expression "High on life", ZPower? :laugh:

And as for you SSJKarma, your not setting the best example with these references to drug use. That goes for KingRyu1 as well.

This was a inside joke me and a few others in SFO use. "The Gods saved me on that one!" I just thought I would share this with you all but with some entertaining definition. Apparently, your all too cool for this.

Oh well, I guess I will lock this up then.

[TMyApp]

[topic unlocked]

if there are these "gods" u speak of... then i, much like Kortar and the original Klingons will overthrow and kill them !!! turning their "heavens" into ashes...

we Klin.. err... SFO players need none of these "gods" !!! ... and by the hand of Kahless I swear ... this will happen !!

.. u know.. when i can finally get enough sleep and such... *cough*.. :biggrin:

[pip99]

[topic unlocked]

if there are these "gods" u speak of... then i, much like Kortar and the original Klingons will overthrow and kill them !!! turning their "heavens" into ashes...

we Klin.. err... SFO players need none of these "gods" !!! ... and by the hand of Kahless I swear ... this will happen !!

.. u know.. when i can finally get enough sleep and such... *cough*.. :biggrin:
haha legend...

what a random comment from the T man ;)

[Kingryu1]

[topic unlocked]

if there are these "gods" u speak of... then i, much like Kortar and the original Klingons will overthrow and kill them !!! turning their "heavens" into ashes...

we Klin.. err... SFO players need none of these "gods" !!! ... and by the hand of Kahless I swear ... this will happen !!

.. u know.. when i can finally get enough sleep and such... *cough*.. :biggrin:
Comic Book Guy XD!!

[Saijin_Ryu]

Woah, the star wars marathon is on at Mr.App's house =P

[ledmonkey]

Woah, the star wars marathon is on at Mr.App's house =P
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>STAR TREK BIATCH!</span>

[TitanX59]

gods of sfo eh? so your saying that fear tetsuo would be a god of sfo, because he "controlled" a good load of lag, back when he was supposely the best, these gods that the prophet restavega speaks about are true, they're like the wind, you cant see them, but its there..just because you cant see something, doesnt mean its not alive or real, muahahahahahahah

anywayz this is all fake so just go with the flow =p or w.e

[vx_unicom]

gods of sfo eh? so your saying that fear tetsuo would be a god of sfo, because he "controlled" a good load of lag, back when he was supposely the best, these gods that the prophet restavega speaks about are true, they're like the wind, you cant see them, but its there..just because you cant see something, doesnt mean its not alive or real, muahahahahahahah

anywayz this is all fake so just go with the flow =p or w.e
Funny.........:biggrin:

[Lord-Oberon]

"]god of SFO hmm i never heard of em but i hope i have na experience ill try to.
I am you God of Street Fighter Online......All kneel before your Lord Oberon!!!! I am the beginning and the end, the Alpha and the Omega. I am the BEST Street Fighter Online fighter here,none of you can defeat mein a bout of skill. If any of you mortals have had the Honor to play me, you know that when you play me night becomes day, hot becomes cold. I defeat all!! :angryfire: I am your God, Lord Oberon :angryfire:

[hunk-h]

[topic unlocked]

if there are these "gods" u speak of... then i, much like Kortar and the original Klingons will overthrow and kill them !!! turning their "heavens" into ashes...

we Klin.. err... SFO players need none of these "gods" !!! ... and by the hand of Kahless I swear ... this will happen !!

.. u know.. when i can finally get enough sleep and such... *cough*.. :biggrin:
1st time to c an unlock by the tm

didn't the owner was a star trek fan



Edited By hunk-h on July 12 2004 at 19:08

[Kiz]

Lord Oberon ... ? haha you crack me up buddy :D