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Red Dragon 666
04-05-2002, 09:19 PM
Whats the first thing that goes through a flys mind when it hits the windshield of a car???
IT'S ASS!!
Troy88
04-05-2002, 09:32 PM
OMG that has to be the dumbest/lamest thing I've ever heard. What are you trying to do, anyways? Rip off Nferno's s/n?
Selvin
04-06-2002, 04:16 AM
No, he is not trying to rip off Nferno666 screen name. It is actually possible for someone else on the entire world wide web to have the digits 666 in them. Also 666 represents Satan.
Troy88
04-06-2002, 06:13 AM
Wow, really? Gee, thanks for setting me straight, Selvin!
666='Mark of the Beast.' Who would have thought?
weezer
04-06-2002, 02:27 PM
your mom..........
asshole
04-06-2002, 02:59 PM
Weezer, that was dumb!
And, I have some jokes of my own... but just not right for this "Profanity Block"!
Dabomb
04-06-2002, 03:11 PM
i have a blond joke
there was a blond who wanted a hair cut so she went into a barber shop. she had her head phones on so she told the barber that she needed them to live. he gave her a bad hair cut but she liked it so she came back in two weeks for a hair cut. she fell asleep and the barber took off her head phones and she died(what was playing was breathe in breathe out breathe in breathe out.) :shocked:
weezer
04-06-2002, 03:55 PM
lol............................
InfernoMax
04-06-2002, 05:30 PM
Pretty funny subzero
Another Blonde Joke
What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette?
A blonde doing cartwheels
FahadShiekh
04-19-2002, 08:18 PM
hey i got one plz post here if u can figure it out?
What's a Boxer's favorite drink?
plz post here if u know!(this is a riddle or Joke or something)
DX Zero
04-19-2002, 11:26 PM
Brisk ice tea?
Quote: from FahadShiekh on 11:18 pm on April 19, 2002
hey i got one plz post here if u can figure it out?
What's a Boxer's favorite drink?
plz post here if u know!(this is a riddle or Joke or something)
hasnt that joke been posted in the water cooler at senshukentaikai.com also?
FahadShiekh
04-20-2002, 08:38 AM
what? oh....i guess i kind of 'copied it'
FahadShiekh
04-20-2002, 08:40 AM
oh yeah i looked in the newspaper for the joke and the answer was ::
"PUNCH"
Quote: from FahadShiekh on 11:40 am on April 20, 2002
oh yeah i looked in the newspaper for the joke and the answer was ::
"PUNCH"punch? that really doesnt make very much sense
mastaq
04-20-2002, 09:07 AM
well i have a saying that i kinda borrowed here it is....
"To many ROOKIES not enough PROS,to many NOOBS not enough HOS,this game got switched on some ludacris sh*t so all yall can suck my diack BIOTCH!!!!!!
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You will see me for a split second before I kill you.
Quote: from mastaq on 12:07 pm on April 20, 2002
well i have a saying that i kinda borrowed here it is....
"To many ROOKIES not enough PROS,to many NOOBS not enough HOS,this game got switched on some ludacris sh*t so all yall can suck my diack BIOTCH!!!!!!
__________________________________________
You will see me for a split second before I kill you.i have no idea what your even talking about, yeah i know thats a part from one of ludacris's songs, but i have no idea what you meant by it.
Juve Boy
04-20-2002, 09:21 AM
I Have A Good Blonde Joke.
There's A Blonde , Brunette, And A Redhead in the dessert. The Brunette Takes Water, Redhead takes Food, and The Blonde takes a car door.
The brunette says to the redhead "why did u take food?" She Says "so when i get hungry, I Can Eat."
The Red Head says to The Brunette "why did u take water? She Says "so when i get thirsty i can drink"
Then they both ask the blonde " why did u take a car door?" and she replies "So when it gets hot i can roll down the window!!!!" LOL :biggrin:
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm still winning!"
hahaha lol, it would of been best to include both of those jokes in the some post.
Juve Boy
04-20-2002, 09:45 AM
A Blonde, Brunette, And RedHead Go To A Bar. They all enter the washroom. In The washroom is a magical mirror. It Says U Get 1 Wish but if it isn't true, you will be vanished.
So the redhead says " I Think I Wanna Be Prettier" She Walks out prettier than before.
The brunette says " I think I Wanna Be Smarter" She walks out smarter than before.
The Blonde says " I Think..." And she gets vanished!!!
For those of you that don't understand it the joke is because blondes are to dumb to think!!! LMAO :cool:
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Juve Boy
04-20-2002, 09:54 AM
Your Family is so poor, For Christmas They got You a Video Of Other Kids Getting Presents. LMAO I LOVE THAT 1!!! :biggrin:
um uh, your momma's so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
ZeroEna
04-20-2002, 11:27 AM
Here's how you now if you might be a redneck
If you own a home that is moble and 14 cars that aren't
you might be a redneck
If the most common phrase herd in you house is "somebody go jiggle the handel!"you might be a redneck
If you've been maried 3 times and still have the same in laws you might be a redneck
If your lawn furnature use to be your living room furniture you might be a redneck
If your dog passes gas and you claim it you might be a redneck
If your wife has ever said "come move this transmision so I can take a bath!"you might be a redneck
If your grandmother can properly exacute the sleeper hold you might be a redneck
If your underwear doubles as your bathing suit (a little finger pointing going on now :biggrin:you might be a redneck
If you own a waffle house credit card you might be a redneck
If you refer to your wife and your mother-in-law as duel air bags you might be a redneck
If you've ever bin accused of lieing threw your tooth you might be a redneck
If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive you might be a redneck
If you get hot flashes at a cattle oction you might be a redneck
If you wear a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't you might be a redneck
If someone hollers hoedown! and your girl friend hits the floor you might be a redneck.
lmao, Jeff Foxworthy, i used to have the cd that had all those redneck jokes in it, fyi my dad loves him (not in a gay way).
ZeroEna
04-20-2002, 11:56 AM
Q:How do you keep a blond oocupied all weekend?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabatize them! lol*
Note: this another blond joke
Link Zelda and Dark Link are stranded on an island and a gold fish swims up and says he'll grant each of them one wish each Link says he wants to home and he dissapears. Next Dark Link says he wants to go home to be with his family and he dissapears. Now Zeldas the only one there and she says humm it kind of dull around hear bring those two back.
Q:Why do blonds only buy BMWs and LTDs?
try to figure it out then poast the ancer.
comboMastah
04-20-2002, 12:42 PM
How do you call a blonde with painted brown hair?
Artificial Intellegie
xman242
04-20-2002, 05:50 PM
Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave at her!:biggrin:
ZeroEna
04-20-2002, 05:54 PM
Lol* good one Xman.:) but seriously someone try to amswer my poast.
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