I got jumped

[-Ski-]

ppl i was on the train today wit my friend and then i put my cell phone in my poket then 5 kids come from behind me and ask let me see ur phone i say no cause i knew he would steal it then he said u got to the count of 10 to gimmi yo phone he counts all the way to 1 and then he jumps up on the railing and bycicle kiks my face ( while im sittin down) I get up and out if the way then i see my friend and one of his crew ppl stole him in the face and breaks his glasses theres a gaurd sleeping on the train 3 seats back and not seeing nothing and then i get up then he says giv me yo bag ( i was comin bak from school ) i say nutin in there but books so then hes about to hit me in my throat wit a punch which can kill me i notice it and i turn my neck to the side and he hits my neck muscle and not thats the only thing that hurt on my body


p.s i left with all my poop and im buying a motha fliping gun and a new knife

[alamgir]

Damn its just so sad how there are people like this in the world.

[~Mastermax~]

where the flip do you live?

[-Ski-]

Maryland and i dont know y that matters

[gameboymaster]

[color=#000000:post_uid12]3 words...OH MY GOD!![/color:post_uid12]

[~Mastermax~]

Maryland and i dont know y that matters
for one, why do you have to take a train, and two, were you in the bad part of town?

[alamgir]

Lol r u a detective or something?

[estset]

I got body guard if someone do to me they dead lol. Anyway if I was you I will beat him up or I just go to where people is. Or face your worst enemies lol. :angry:

[-Ski-]

if i fought bak the otha 4 woulda got involved

[vx_unicom]

Lol r u a detective or something?
Interesting question Indeed.. ???

[alamgir]

Trust me revenge will get u knowhere. Fighting doesn't resolve anything so don't go chasing after them.

[~Mastermax~]

detective jimmy at ya service




but yeah estset should beat them up, it would be funny to see a 10 year old try :D

[QUIET_KILLER]

Wonder why some people are laughing?
*Cough*Thinks some blood always ran cold*Cough*
You know I didn't know they ran tough game around maryland.
My opinion dang that is just wrong :( ???
Well man don't buy a gun you go t o jail.
You know what pm me if you read this.
We need to talk don't throw your future away over goons undercover!

[-Ski-]

u can use guns in self defence

[alamgir]

You could end up being a murderer, dont buy a gun man.



Edited By alamgir on 1094852427

[pip99]

that sucks.

[blossom]

Maryland and i dont know y that matters
im from laurel but i stay in DC now, what part do you live in?

[~(shortys)~]

You already knew you were gonna get yah ass kicked so atleast flip one of them up. :Oo:

[-Ski-]

Maryland and i dont know y that matters
im from laurel but i stay in DC now, what part do you live in?
it happened at the west hyattsvile station on the green line and i live in suitland and i goes to DM

[blossom]

wow, you actully live close to me....what i surprise lol i used to take the green line to branch ave all the time. ummmm PM me.
anyways, people are asses, im just glad your okay :xmas:

[Kingryu1]

You already knew you were gonna get yah ass kicked so atleast flip one of them up. :Oo:
Rofl..

If I got jump, I'd fight back. Who gives a poop if you get ur ass kicked. Atleast it shows ur not a #####..

[_dmx_]

this is what im talking about seniors are worst they see you walking home all of a sudden they just run up and jump you .. i seen it happen and i sujjest you get alot of your friends to walk with you so if you see 1 of the guys beat him down and most of people who jump depend on someone else to start it=/..

[Wave Master]

You already knew you were gonna get yah ass kicked so atleast flip one of them up. :Oo:
that's what I'm thinking

Here's some tips

-Try to punch a guy right in the center of his body under his breast plate where there's like a hole right above your abs hit them there its a soft spot and if you hit them there they'll get the wind knocked out of them hit them HARD
-if he kicks you grab his leg and kick him in the balls or if he's far away grab his leg then pull him in then knee him in the balls
-if you fight be relaxed not tense or your reflexes will be too slow
-and try to elbow him on the side of his ribs really hard you might break it or crack a few ribs

These are common stuff but still effective against anyone that's not beefed up

[SBYRD5]

Man I understand all to well...

I've been in that situation and got my ass handed to me royally...


Look you have to learn a style of martial arts which is used as defense....basicily using your opposing fighter's skill against themselve...



I think that's judo or whatever...


'well man...*sigh*

Ok i had this really fine girlfriend once...but she left me for another girl...she did give some good advice...


'She told me that when you know your going to get jumped hit the persons Closets to you as hard as you can.....and go nuts and i mean crazy...

'yell scream...bang your head into windows....saw I'll kill everyone in this bitch....act like you have no sense....even drool or whatever...


'They'll be like WTF?

Just keep them shocked tell the train or whatever stops then leave the train and find the nearest...weapon like a 2 by 4...something that can do some damage..



Someone is not quick to hurt someone with a bat in there hand...


'Whatever you do....don't run directily...home never let youe enemies know where you live...


Never let your enemies..take away your food.


When you loss your food you lose your strenght...


'If they know where ou live you can't have no peace...



Yo blossom is made cute and sweet she'll school...might even make a friend in her...ski dude...


EDIT: I visited your homepage some time back ski and studied your profile explaining how your not a girl...


'People who jump others like that have no pride....

[American_Badass]

[color=#000000:post_uid13]:baaa: F THAT if they did that to me id flipen kung futhere bitch ass.No mercy i d break all of there bones starting from the finger lol....................im not pshco or anything its just that when i get mad im worse then pshcos but that take alot to make me angry stealing me bag and cell woudlnt do it but killing my close ppl would set me off on a wild rage trail..lol Thats the only way i could reach that type of anger level. :Oo:[/color:post_uid13]

[blossom]

^^what if i took your candy? eh? ehhhhhhh? would that set you off ???

[_dmx_]

my tip start swinging a object around u throw stones.. anything counts since it aint a fare fight=/...

[blossom]

well he was kinda limited since he was on the subway lol but all good points...i mean the subway in dc/md is crazy "doors closing, ding dong" :xmas:

[Kingryu1]

Sbyrd.. you talk a load of poop sometimes..

Andywho. Like WM said, if one tries to kick you, catch his leg, but dont kick him in the bollocks, thats a cheap shot. Sweep there other leg and they'll go smack into the floor. Then just kick them in there head a few times. Then just do general poope.

[Wave Master]

trust me I asked my mom she's a nurse now but used to be a doctor and told her she said that all the places I said are the perfect place to really hurt them and I would hit him in the balls if they said they were gonna kill me

[_dmx_]

oh if he was on subway and cornered in just take hits but.. carry a knife when u take subway or a gun i dont care kill them before they kill you=/!!

[-Ski-]

lol
yep also if the glass windowbroke that would suck

[_dmx_]

if a windowbroke they would all run and leave on next stop or if they cant blame you i remembered when people wanted to jump me cause i macking with their girls i took stones and made all them bleed then i rushed in i hit them all to the floor..

[MasterX05]

ppl i was on the train today wit my friend and then i put my cell phone in my poket then 5 kids come from behind me and ask let me see ur phone i say no cause i knew he would steal it then he said u got to the count of 10 to gimmi yo phone he counts all the way to 1 and then he jumps up on the railing and bycicle kiks my face ( while im sittin down) I get up and out if the way then i see my friend and one of his crew ppl stole him in the face and breaks his glasses theres a gaurd sleeping on the train 3 seats back and not seeing nothing and then i get up then he says giv me yo bag ( i was comin bak from school ) i say nutin in there but books so then hes about to hit me in my throat wit a punch which can kill me i notice it and i turn my neck to the side and he hits my neck muscle and not thats the only thing that hurt on my body


p.s i left with all my poop and im buying a motha fliping gun and a new knife
Jump....Back....Block.... Cock.....Aim....Shoot. Yall some dead muthfluckas. lol but It kind of sucks if youneed to bring a weapon fro pretection like that. And in Maryland too! man what part and did any of your friends try to wake the guard?

[American_Badass]

[color=#000000:post_uid2]:sneaky: My advice trip ur friend and run like a cow getting branded with a hot iron.......[/color:post_uid2]

[QUIET_KILLER]

[color=#000000:post_uid8][color=teal:post_uid8]Yo sbyrd5 your talking about the steven seagal stuff aka akito. :blues:
To use your own opponents body weight and force against themselves.
It looks and must really hurt I use it but not like he does.
I use enough to give the guy a flying tooth out of his mouth.
Helps you knock the spit out of them.
Make them feel so much pain they hug you so they don't get hit any more.
The guy made me get a lil mad so I caught him behind the ear near the lobe.
If you get some one there it stings like what! say d@m :biggrin:
Nowbest advice is to take those guys 1 on 1 if you see them.
Beat one of them badly then get the rest.
Sure people life is something to learn from.
I have been jumped 10 times I lost 3 of those fights though.
Why you ask the first jump I let them hit me.
To gauge their strength I was yawning and humming and whistling.
Then I beat them up the next time they tried it.It started out 1 on 1 then beat the other one for jumping in.
Now you want to aim for the eye but heh aim any where some where sensitive.
Like the part that connects the jaw.
If you want to be nice aim for the ear.
If you want to be mean just brutal use finger strikes to throat and eye pokes.
Heck act like your about to fall close to a gate then trip the guy.
Then pummel the guy while he is on the gate I would say about a good 15 times or more.
As the other guys pulling you off don't get off til your ready.
Then you get up with a elbow to what ever is closest too you.
You know I might need to visit maryland see who likes to pick on tourists. :blues:
Nowbrass knuckles hurt never used them but seen them in action.
Kick them in the balls warning though.
If that fighter is really determined he can ignore the pain and still fight.
Don't act likes it's impossible people I have done it before.
Yeah I am talking bull come to my neighborhood and say some one's mom is whatever.
Say anything offensive and you could a fight from 1-1 to 10 maybe 20 on 1.
That used to happen in the park gang wars and all.
The 22nd ave boys and the polo dynasty. ???
Things are too quiet these days if ya ask any one thats just weird.
Of course in florida the heat is a pain and the humidity is a pain in the @ss
Kingo aka kzingy thats just wrong the laughing.
That kid must be hurting and not just his pride.
Man those beating have their stinging effects.
Any way try to keep your head up man and just do what you can to find a better way home.
My advice make friends at your school do friend like stufff to gether.
Then when the time comes to party you all know where you stand.
I am not saying become a world renown gang leader of terrorism.
Martial arts good in some examples but you want to really take up boxing.
Any thing you do think of it as training for a bigger picture.
Now you just got to put into your mind that bigger picture such as.
For example I want to have some mighty tough endurance to fight.
For 3 days and take some blows but really dish em out.
Or if something happens I can defend my lil sister.
If some one is trying to hurt molest or rape her.
If you think like that you can make yourself stronger with out thinking about it.
You can summon mega strength but at the same time multiply it.
So that you become stronger let me shudup.
I am beginning to think I wrote to much.
I too had an experience where on the way home.
I had to fight in front of the pollo tropical and the wendy's.
As soon as I got of the bus then dropped my bag.
Put my set in less than half a second and started throwing punches.
Blocking them taking them watching them dodging them.
Countering them speeding them up.
The true key is too not get angry in the beginning of the fight.
If you slip up and your angry you can't think then you can't counter.
Then the fight is over because your now a punching bag.[/color:post_uid8][/color:post_uid8]



Edited By QUIET_KILLER on 1094855852

[_dmx_]

^^ you need to be jumped=)

[blossom]

lol i remember my daddy told me that if some girls ever tried to jump me to just grab whichever one was close and flipc her up. because you should never give them the chance to hit you first. lol

[Master_Jay]

It doesn't matter where you live; the act of stealing, murder, rape, any crime period happens all over the world...

[SnuggLes__]

LoL guy... if you was thinkin of a gun guy.. you aint thinking straight.. first of all your just got your ass kicked in a train...

now think if you get a gun and shot his ass... Where would you be.. First if you run someone will find you and beat your ass some more.. then youll go to jail for attempted murder if buddy aint dead.. Now your in a whole different situation... Gettin your ass Owned in Juvenile detention for while.. then in a real cell when you turn 18.. thats not exactly wat your ass wants right now your thinking to damn hard...

I dont get into fights because people new who i was.. and if they wanted to fight.. i'd either personally beat there asses or have other blood nicca's jump them.. i dont appreciate bigga cats takin phones from lil one's..

I know where you live buddy and imma help your ass out no matter the means.. those cats will get there asses handed to um.. not by me.. but by my bois.. and you wont have to worry about sh!t..

That is if my contacts still good playa ill see by tomorrow

[_dmx_]

Lmao he lui kanged your ass..:laugh:

[Battleaxe22]

Lol r u a detective or something?
lol! holla at columbo.

[Dark~Blanka]

sssss. ski man u gotta protect ur self man dun matter if youget beat up this is what will happen the guy gonna be punkin u then u jus fight him simple he try to punch u in ur throat bah jus doge dat poop and cuff him in his lip b and once u do dat man the rest aint gonna do nuttin man and its u and ur friend u two should of fought back 2 against 5 at least 3 of them will punk out once u make on of tem bleed i swear if that was me yo ssssssssssssssss but styl where u gonna get a gun from???

[floaterz]

:baaa: it happens deal wit the poop I walk and that poop happens u know what I had to learn

How to efficiently kik a dude in the nuts :biggrin:

[-Ski-]

u all think its fu/ckin funny and yet half ofuthink cant even see the point im sayin which is ifur in a fight think of what can / will / and what might happen at always look for a solution when ur against the odds flipi/n immature

[~(shortys)~]

You already knew you were gonna get yah ass kicked so atleast flip one of them up. :Oo:
Rofl..

If I got jump, I'd fight back. Who gives a poop if you get ur ass kicked. Atleast it shows ur not a #####..
Exactly bwhaha :baaa:

damn wm you a freekin kung funurse master?

Anyway ski take the advice me, king, and wm said itll work.

Quote (blossom @ Sep. 10 2004,6:46)
lol i remember my daddy told me that if some girls ever tried to jump me to just grab whichever one was close and flipc her up. because you should never give them the chance to hit you first. lol

Go for the weave and say....

I got yah weave biatch, then kick her in the throat...lmao i love watchin those.



Edited By ~(shortys)~ on 1094873514

[shy_gurL21]

*Your a moron, hahahaha, you got JUMPED HAHAHAHHAHA, well anywayz....... hahahaha and hmm haha you got jumped XD, you shoulda faught back, the trick is to put their shirts over their heads and beat the poop out of them while they cant see you then throw them into each other, =)

TitanX59 wanted me to put this up for him :p

lalala...

[_dmx_]

Lmao he bicyckle kicked yah lui kanged in your face=) lol...:D

[SBYRD5]

Sbyrd.. you talk a load of poop sometimes..

Andywho. Like WM said, if one tries to kick you, catch his leg, but dont kick him in the bollocks, thats a cheap shot. Sweep there other leg and they'll go smack into the floor. Then just kick them in there head a few times. Then just do general poope.
I speak no shit man......this pc tends not to put in all my letters in my vocab....=/

Common sense if someone takes your food away from you...you will become weakier than you already are...

Like when bullies try to steal your lunch money...

Logicily you can't win when you get jumped I was giving realistic advice kingryu1...unlike telling him to go down like a soldier....


Nah plan it out....take a deep breath and think it through...

Snuggles feels my message...


Nah I've done the fighting thing kingryu1...and if you saw me I'm not exactily the first person's ass you could whip...=/

EDIT=And sometimes you edit a load of shit kingy...poo....claiming to do your job when you lesson the issue....don't a pick wfight with me man...=/ :eh:

=p

Well anyway man get some people to have your back ski....

if not....take my advice man...

'if not that....take blossoms advice..or wavemaster's advice...


And hopefully snuggles can help you..

don't listen to kingy...you'll lose your glasses....XD



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[_dmx_]

lui kanged your ass man damn i would have hooked off i dont care if its a jump im swinging=) mid air bicycle kick lmao..

[floaterz]

:baaa:
I can't be nice about it cuz I'm actually one of those dudes
cept I don't look to steal and I do it to anyone just my enemies I got a scar on my left cheek cuz of it I aint no pretty mofo

[_dmx_]

His jump was minor i avoided a serioues slash by some gang members i went to store they walked in and was like buy me something to drink i didnt know them i played along said come by my house and fooled them went in back yard of someones house and jet=)

[floaterz]

:baaa:
they mk'ed ya ass
lui kang bicycle kicked ya face

neway what I'm sayin is as a guy that speaks from experience the momre fear u show the more comfort u give ur attacker cuz when dudes jump u in numbers they count on u gettin scared and not touchin em

oh wait I'm sellin out secretz here aww well we're in different countries so :baaa: lol

anyway I hope u learn next time aim for the nuts throat and if it's a girl like sum1 said PULL DA WEAVE of dat bitch



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[_dmx_]

i seen a group of girls jump this kid he kept staring at 1 of them they were lesbos and she hooked him and they all stomped the poor kid Lmao but thats mad sfot to let some stomp yah face=/

[SBYRD5]

Damn hell if you want me to give advice that wont solve poop...


poop work out....get your body right...do some rocky 4 training...


Then tell them to meet you at a boxing gym...and tell them to get in a damn line...


'hey look at me damn I can give advice like kingryu1.....lol look at me I'm wearing glasses...lol look at me looks like I've spent my lifetime on the net looking at porn...look at me..I'm teh kingy...=/ . :sarcasm:



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[_dmx_]

working out wont stop a jumping depending on who jumping.. 5 4th graders took down this 8th grader last year lil mofos had sticks:laugh:

[SBYRD5]

working out wont stop a jumping depending on who jumping.. 5 4th graders took down this 8th grader last year lil mofos had sticks:laugh:
no no no I'm not talking about working it out....I'm just saying...if your all talking about fighting that poop out..do it legal..

Go to a gym...and you can beat the poop out of each other....=/

'and if you get your ass beat hell go tell teh kingy..he'll go fight for you might lose his glasses though...but yeah...

He plays rugby...he's a soldier......=/



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[_dmx_]

i slapbox that makes me stronger and anyways his friend seem like no help damn lmao!!!.. im going to play some mk4 for the hell of it=)

[PSYCHO]

u know what my trick is im kinda big/built somewhere between that and i always look mean as flip every1 tells me and no1 starts poop with me... well no serious poop
it's psychologie ... u make them think u wll whoop their ass if they talk poop to u or try to jump u
i never got jumped in my life cuz i dont really llook like the type ppl can pick on either so =/
s0 go to the gym work out and get big :;):

some niccas in skool holerin at me cuz i look mean as flip and they don't know me but i dont holla back u knw ### them they try and understand yo game but i dont let them get to me see =)

also these white kids try and start poop i warned the muthaflipas i dont mess about they almost spilled drink on my white tee
they would have gotten a straight knock the flip out anyway how was yalls first week of skool as u can hear mine was great =P lot of threatenin and girls =D

[SBYRD5]

i slapbox that makes me stronger and anyways his friend seem like no help damn lmao!!!.. im going to play some mk4 for the hell of it=)
slapboxing doesn't do poop you need to do boxing..

Slapboxing is a bitch form of boxing...=/

=/yah'll are talking alot of BS honestily I mean dude just got whipped today...and your joking on him like that...lol damn and kingy too...and a mod WTF.

look do that kenshin poop ski...that running away an dividing your enemies..


You run and naturally the fastest one will reach you first..


You try to take him out first...

=/ learn pressure points....

Then once you handle him keep running just repeat this tech if you can't learn pressure points get a weapon if you PLAN TO FIGHT..

For the record...


Man yah'll must of got your asses beat alot at school to give the advice your all giving...=/

You know damn well he'll get his ass served royal if he listens to that kinda advice..this isn't the R.i. section it's general...for real man...=/



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[PSYCHO]

hahhahahahaha i like dat sbyrd keepin it real =P
yo can u believe it they call me Deebo not somethin im proud of but still haha im 1 intimadatin muthaflipa even tho i said it myself =p

[limbei]

sad indeed...

[_dmx_]

err thats in school lockers or with older people i slapbox and i bet u cant take 1 hard right now damn ring when it comes to fighting its all out rocks,twigs,bottles, etc whatver to knock guy out probably you havent been in a serious fight were the other guy wont give and se poop try to kill yah or make u bleed=/..

this aint no kung fupoop i wann se you come at me thinking pressure ponts man take a wood lay yah ass out its all out and sometimes people who try stopping the fight get jump or if you keep the spectators waiting you getting laid out by them=/ this aint no boxing ring refree poop=)

[SBYRD5]

err thats in school lockers or with older people i slapbox and i bet u cant take 1 hard right now damn ring when it comes to fighting its all out rocks,twigs,bottles, etc whatver to knock guy out probably you havent been in a serious fight were the other guy wont give and se poop try to kill yah or make u bleed=/..

this aint no kung fupoop i wann se you come at me thinking pressure ponts man take a wood lay yah ass out its all out and sometimes people who try stopping the fight get jump or if you keep the spectators waiting you getting laid out by them=/ this aint no boxing ring refree poop=)
you little bitch....=/

Look man if you learn pressure points proper you can win a fight in one blow...=/


And son i've done slap boxing before ...my honest word..i've been shot before I know the grind....you don't know what's real..


Your getting stories of how you got your ass beat mixed up with reality..


If you have common sense you know he'll catch a case if it gets serious..


you know damn well how poop is now....Gawd damn..


You don't know me honestily I've been through so much poop you'd would've became a bitch after living my life the struggle was to hard...


I hate little young blood nig's like yourself..

Growing up think they smart poop...\

Look dude got his ass handed to him and your joking on him like that..


Son I would've kicked your ass man and I don't mean that puss slap boxing poop..


My hands are kick son..

I do that rocky work out.......

Get up in the mourning do like 125 push ups....275 set ups.. daily..

I'm tight man...


poop i could break your face son...


I fought street and proper boxing..i knowboth...


I've grown up bitch slapboxing like you and did the real poop...


I hate that poop yo ski son..i swear man I'd help you man...

You never start a fight with a style of martial arts first you feel out that persons style..


'when you see a an opening you make the quick hand...Gawd..I could beat you with one finger...and not like a joke...=/



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[_dmx_]

Lets see u try that when 3 niggas eating u up u wont have time to think cuz no slacks and i aint a lil bitch maybe ski is for not defending..

who cares about slapboxing im talking about people having guns to your neck this aint no kung fupoop i streess once again you living in fairy land i bet if some homie walk up and stole u so hard u cant even see who did it=/ my point fighting is all out karate dont work i seen guy walout a black belt and got stomp by a crip=/

[Wave Master]

Gun > Hands unless your fast

Even so you guys talk big but do you have proof that you can



Edited By Wave Master on 1094898677

[_dmx_]

I mean i never carried or held a gun dunno where to get but i seen people with them i aint the gun type=/...

[pip99]

I swift dickslap, yet unplesant to the eye does the trick.

[Mr. Big]

i got jumped before, last month.

had 2 bikes in my hands. 15 guys aproached me, asked to see the bikes, i said no, they grabbed them. but i held on tight, then out of nowhere a punch hits me in the right eye, breaking my glasses and the frame cuts up my eyebrow and eyelid. then the blood irritated my iris. all that cause my 'friend' left me behind. always walk or work alone, thats what i learned.

[Battleaxe22]

Unless you have a gat or a blade, no one is in any position to start a fight with 15 guys. I don't care what you say, unless I have my piece on me, if 15 guys come up to me and even hint that they are gonna jump me for the bike, I hand them over. Maybe even spit shine them for them. but, the next time there may not be fifteen of them, there may be three. Then you fcuk em up. Jack their wallets or something.

[(~thug~)]

oh man ski u got jump i never got jump i know how to handle my self and defend my self

[Kingryu1]

Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.

*cough* open the windows, I smell something.

[Battleaxe22]

Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.

*cough* open the windows, I smell something.
Arn't you the fat guy with the big brimmed glasses? Isn't it more like four pushups when your enticed by a joe-louis ?

jokes man, b ez

[Saijin_Ryu]

bullsh1t.

[Kingryu1]

Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.

*cough* open the windows, I smell something.
Arn't you the fat guy with the big brimmed glasses? Isn't it more like four pushups when your enticed by a joe-louis ?

jokes man, b ez
Ya, Im fat. Cough.

No, I can do usually like 40 at once, and i have contacts now, no glasses. :)

[estset]

My next adviced when someone jumped you just do the move on kund fumovies lol. Like JakieChan or jetLi they are good fighter. And also if you got brother your will be lucky:) And also never ever go to stranger house or your friends host lol. 1 time my friends tricked me but it was a joke lol. And he told me that this is his house lol. So read my adviced over over again untiled is in your mind:)

[pip99]

your all chattin poop look the ONLY option is a Nice big fat DICK SLAP.
???

[Saijin_Ryu]

My friend did that to this girl while she was sleeping.. it woke her up. :blues:

[EvilAkuma]

[color=#FF0000]I got jump so many times. but hey i kick their ass cuz my friends are behind me just incase some of them get's involve. but when i don't have my friend i take some of them out or tell them. "so it's going to be 5v1 that prove that your a piece of Sh!t cuz you need backup in order to beat me. That proves ur a weakling punk that can't fight. Hey I use to be part of the M.S that a Salvadore

[pip99]

My friend did that to this girl while she was sleeping.. it woke her up. :blues:
Ive seen my mate rob dickslap my mate curry when he was outcold in the parking lot on vodka flipIN hilarious

[Battleaxe22]

Byrd, I doubt you do the rocky workout, I doubt you could even do a sit up. Hell I can only do like 40 or so push ups at once, and im strong in my arms.

*cough* open the windows, I smell something.
Arn't you the fat guy with the big brimmed glasses? Isn't it more like four pushups when your enticed by a joe-louis ?

jokes man, b ez
Ya, Im fat. Cough.

No, I can do usually like 40 at once, and i have contacts now, no glasses. :)
I was just playin, dawg. I gotta wear glasses when I drive anyway, so by dissing you I would be a hypocrite. Yeah, in a row, I can get up to 50. but 125 in a morning is very feasible.

Pip99 "Ive seen my mate rob dickslap my mate curry when he was outcold in the parking lot on vodka flipIN hilarious"

I'm sure you got kinda horny when you saw that... just playin.

[pip99]

Standard cause I dId 0 O

NaH neva ive seen all my mates cockS Lmfao they just whoop em out i never do man its kinds standard flow i just find it funny.

[MasterGrim]

I was taking a train and these to white people approached me and said hey "nig@@r" then i was like do i look black do u ni***r and i got of the train and i went peace out wiggers u know wanna be niggers They threw me in the flip^ng tracks and luckily my friends pulled me out of the tracks before the q-train came

[SSJDan]

i got jumped when i was 10 the two guys were 17....damn young offenders act should be changed i think it has gotten to the point where it is laughable.

Don't know if there is a young offenders act in america but you go to kiddie jail you have a record but your identity can not be resleased to the media and when you turn 18 your record gets thrown away i think.

but what 17 year does not know the difference between right and wrong?

kinda makes me want to go back in time and rob some banks hide the money in a hole and wait till im 18, then get a clean slate dig up my stolen money and pay for school....maybe i'll mention that "strategy" to my kids :D that is if i have kids one day. it will certainly save me some money as i assume that by the time i have kids tuition will be like 10 grand a year.

[PSYCHO]

certified internet gangstas.....

they actually dickslap ppl over there is that the thing to do nowadays lmfao:D

[SSJDan]

certified internet gangstas.....

they actually dickslap ppl over there is that the thing to do nowadays lmfao:D
im not sure who your talking to or what you mean ???

[PSYCHO]

i was commenting on battleaxe's banner and to pip's post when he said they dickslap ppl over there

ps how old r u ?



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[Kingryu1]

Don't forget, we're british. We do things you can't even imagine :)

[pip99]

they actually dickslap ppl over there is that the thing to do nowadays lmfao:D

yeah its the only option

@kingy - True.

[D-Shizznit]

i dont believe it. thats a lie

[pip99]

i dont believe it. thats a lie
whats a lie? that Ski got jumped? :whatsthat:

[SSJDan]

i was commenting on battleaxe's banner and to pip's post when he said they dickslap ppl over there

ps how old r u ?
oh my bad lol i wasn;t sure who you were talking to, right now im 20.

[Ludacris]

just be thankful you okay dawg............. don,t go around tryin to get revenge on people......... just try to stay out of those conflicts and if youcan,t..........then protect yourself.........