Using the public bathroom - An unpleasent situtation

[dark-guardian]

Have you ever been in a time where you really have to go use the bathroom but your not at your house? No problem right? Just go take a pee in the store's toilet. but if you have to take a poop....Now thats another story.

As many foy you people know, many many people use the restroom at a public store, you dont know where their ass has been and it can be distugusting. Their toliets may be un clean, and the water inside the toilet looks un tempting. And lets not forget that theres no toilet paper, and the stall smells already. but the thing is you really have to go, and sooner or later, people are gonna smell an un pleasent smell coming from you.

So this thread is to tell the community what you would do in this "stinky" situation. Would you take your risk and try to play of the stench of your oder coming from your ass? Or would you take your chances on the toilet bowl?

[MasterKi]

yeah ummm i would go for the toilet.. if yougotta go, u gotta go. i would take some toilet paper put it around the seat then do it otherwise i wouldnt go cause you don't know whose ass has been on the seat!

...Don't you just hate it when you walk into the stalls and you step on piss then your like oh ****"

Haha i cant seem to ever go when someone is right next to me! ???

[PSYCHO]

lmao i would try to keep it in and run home or w/e or if i really really really really didnt have a chance to go home i would put a thick layer of toilet paper on the seat and then take a sht :D

[asshole]

Shlt homie, sit on tha seat with your feet..

but if you said there's no Toilet PaPer.. then that's another story, unless you brought some Bounty PaPer Towels with you, then fcuk it!

but anyway, I riP ass in Public all tha time.. shlt, fcuk not farting.. you fo what you have to.. so let's go for broke!

[Ludacris]

I stay away from public restrooms.............

people writings things on the walls with their poop......... the hell?

I stay the f*** away from those public thingies man :corky:

[KidKrazyShit]

I never user public restrooms. For #1 or #2. Especially big places like an amusment park or a baseball game. I can't do my business standing next to someone like a barnyard animal. but b/c of this, I've had some unpleasent times holding my stuff till I make it home or to a friends house. Fortunatly, I'm a champ so I can hold it for a long time.

[imported_G]

One time I was at thr park and I had to poop i had a plastic bag so i went in the bush and did it there. I had to use my t-shirt to whipe my ass



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[Master_Jay]

The only type of toilet I'll use in the Public Restrooms are the Stand-up Stalls. Knowing that there are germs everywhere I wouldn't even think of flushing.

i wouldnt go cause you don't know whose ass has been on the seat!

Touching a door knob/handle can carry out infections also.

[Vash]

I would go behind a tree becasue I dont know what kind of jerms people have and what they be doin in the bathroom toilet.

[~Mastermax~]

it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...

[Evil-Blanka]

it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...
yo dont lol looke 1 time i was at a park it had toilets and stuff but i didnt want to use it do but i had a platic bag i tooke a dump in it then i whiped my ass with some leavs :D then i went around the park saying you want to touch my poop

[capcomman12213]

here is what ya do:stand up get a magazene and pull down ur pants then take a huge dump and when u get out say dang man thats gonna stink for a while(however before this make sure you have a fart machine and use it while u take ur turd)then people will never touch there butts to that stall (oh yeah make sure its a stinky one!)lol! :p



Edited By capcomman12213 on Aug. 09 2004 at 14:41

[Evil-Blanka]

here is what ya do:stand up get a magazene and pull down ur pants then take a huge dump and when u get out say dang man thats gonna stink for a while(however before this make sure you have a fart machine and use it while u take ur turd)then people will never touch there butts to that stall (oh yeah make sure its a stinky one!)lol! :p
what the hell does that mean i seen that fart machine thing

[Vash]

it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...
Thanks for pointing that out and to what you just said you can sit on the toilet but you have to put some paper towels on the seat.

[Evil-Blanka]

it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...
Thanks for pointing that out and to what you just said you can sit on the toilet but you have to put some paper towels on the seat.
or you could just stand up and do it

[Angel-Eyes]

I think I have a semi-phobia of public bathrooms....


like when I go to poop....every thing is fine if its clean, quiet, and nobody is there...


but the instant I hear a noise or somthing, I have to "pinch" it off and start over, and by then I probably wont be able to start again.....

just hold it until you get home

[coolkilla]

Have you ever been in a time where you really have to go use the bathroom but your not at your house? No problem right? Just go take a pee in the store's toilet. but if you have to take a poop....Now thats another story.

As many foy you people know, many many people use the restroom at a public store, you dont know where their ass has been and it can be distugusting. Their toliets may be un clean, and the water inside the toilet looks un tempting. And lets not forget that theres no toilet paper, and the stall smells already. but the thing is you really have to go, and sooner or later, people are gonna smell an un pleasent smell coming from you.

So this thread is to tell the community what you would do in this "stinky" situation. Would you take your risk and try to play of the stench of your oder coming from your ass? Or would you take your chances on the toilet bowl?
Lol dont you think you shouldve posted this is random insanity? I neva eva eva use public bathrooms Id rather hold it until I get home unless I am 1-2 hours away from home..

[DA_VIPA]

i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere

[Ludacris]

i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere
hope y'all don't wipe y'all asses with the itchy leaves and poop lol...........

y'all gonna get them hemarroids lol :corky:

[Evil-Blanka]

i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere
hope y'all don't wipe y'all asses with the itchy leaves and poop lol...........

y'all gonna get them hemarroids lol :corky:
i remember when i was a lil kid my cousin use to tees me he said that i had a hemarroid on my head then i went to my dad i asked him he sai d get the hell out of here and my cousin kept teesing me then i got mad and started crying cuz when i was little i was a snitch i mean a snitch i told every thing every 1 believed me lol but i ant like that no more so then i told and he got grounded for a week whuaahah and i got to take his sega home

[Wave Master]

go to Mcdonalds to take a crap there bathrooms have to be always clean. Same for big fast food companies there bathrooms will always be clean

[PSYCHO]

i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere
hope y'all don't wipe y'all asses with the itchy leaves and poop lol...........

y'all gonna get them hemarroids lol :corky:
LMFAO :laugh:

[limbei]

y the hell r ppl even discussing this? :(

[~Mastermax~]

it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...
Thanks for pointing that out and to what you just said you can sit on the toilet but you have to put some paper towels on the seat.
or you could just stand up and do it
yeah thats what i meant, but your poopting in the bag and asking people to touch it is what i admit is a better idea.