Music jokes - Got some post here then

[machine1]

the music jokes thread.. post here ifu have any good music jokes. here are mine:

why did aaliyah have a mustache?
because she was "more than a woman"
lmao get it?

u know alicia keys is in the hospital? (u ask why)
because she kept on "fallin"
lmao

why did eminem rob the bank?
because he only had 50 cent
lmfao

why did nsync split up?
because everyone said "bye, bye, bye"

lmao wellthose are mine any one got some music jokes
1 more

why did nelly go to footlocker?
because he wanted to buy some "air force ones"

[machine1]

i got another 1

why didnt R kelly's car start?
because he forgot to stick the key in the "ignition"
lol

what did trina say when ludacris was in the hospital?
everything gon "b r right"
:lol:

what did clipse say when they saw a dead body?
"what happen to that boy"
lol

[DA_VIPA]

what did shagy say when he farted in a elevator full of ppl??
'it wasnt me..'

[Ludacris]

yeah thery're pretty funny......except Aaliyah's........she's dead man.......let her rest in peace.....Love U Aaliyah......but still the joke was good :biggrin:

[~virtualfighter~]

soo... r-kelly had sex with a minor but nobodycars right <:(

[SolidSnake76]

r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead.

if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings.

[machine1]

r kelly is more twisted than a crackhead.

if or once he lands in jail, he better sing 'i believe i can fly' and grow sum damn wings.
lmfao :laughlong: :lol:

[Jhteck29]

a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."

[machine1]

a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."
hhm... well i guess i wasnt clear enough..i wanted jokes with music artists... like we were doing

[SolidSnake76]

a drummer, sick of all the dumb jokes about how stupid percussionists are, went to a nearby store to buy a new instrument to start a new career. When he entered the store, an assistant advised the man to try playing the accordion. "ok", said the man, "ill take that big red accordion in the corner then." "You're a drummer aren't you?" asked the assistant. "Why, yes, how did you know?" asked the man. "that big red accordion in the corner is the radiator."
man thats dead. u killed it.

micheal jackson love kids. i bet he sing to them 'you rock my world'. but he truly 'shocked da world'.

[machine1]

what did 50 cent do to the woman?
he asked her "21 questions"
that one sucked i know

[Selvin]

Well this is a real story;

There is some guy is sent to LA by his radio station to interview Courtney Love because 'Celebrity Skin' is being released.

So both of them are in her room and he has all of his papers out on a table so he could sort them out.

Courtney Love is across from him and she was looking at his papers. One of his questions were regarding the fact Billy Corgan wrote half of them CD and she totally freaked, attacked him, and screamed "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT!!"

Two days later the radio guy gets a check for $500 when he is about to leave.

Meh, I guess if you know the history of Billy Corgan and Courtney Love, you should get a good chuckle.