Knife+penis=gone! - Holly crap!

[Windarossa]

[color=#810541:post_uid3]Jury convicts woman in penis-severing case (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3277274)

"A Houston jury today found Delmy Ruiz guilty of aggravated assault in the [b:post_uid3]severing of her ex-boyfriend's penis with a knife.[/b:post_uid3]" --- She claims she was raped and forced to give oral sex and when she saw the knife she just cut it off.

"[b:post_uid3]"I don't want you to forget: She cut the entire penis off. She left a tiny little nub; that's it,[/b:post_uid3]"

Assistant district attorney said "You don't have the right to cut it off because you've been raped. You have the right to call the police,"

[Restavega]

I have just this one thing to say...

Only "UP TO 20 YEARS IN PRISON"!? Forget that! Death row should be considered! Cut off a man's soul and you're taking a man's life.

[Nferno666]

Assistant district attorney said "You don't have the right to cut it off because you've been raped. You have the right to call the police,"
that so stupid...you have the RIGHT to do anything possible for self defense...sure it was her EX-BF but what if it was a serial killer who would eventually would kill her after raping her?

if she gets jail time then this so called american justice system is just stupid...if i remember correctly NO mean NO and i'm sure she probably said no, and if in this case she didn't and shes just a evil bitch would made the whole story up and just hated the guy then...she can burn in hell :biggrin:



Edited By Nferno666 on 1122284500

[loadingbar]

im a guy, and even i agree, it was in self-defense, she shouldnt be panalized for protecting herself

[Dark_Paladin_X]

Man. Not cool.

How are they gonna try and give her time for self-defence. That's soo bull.

Sometimes i wonder. How much the justice system works (i say that in overall, not just the US, since i'm Canadian).

Something is wrong when someone is punished for defending his/herself.

On the positive side, we likely won't rape another person ever again.

[loadingbar]

...also if she was being raped at the time how would she have called the police? pull out a cell phone in the middle of it?

[machine1]

hey if she was defending herself than its alright. i mean rapists can always kill the girl. you gotta do whateveer you can to defend yourself. maybe that'll teach dude a lesson to not rape girls anymore.... lol...wait a minute..... he CANT!....

but man, if a girl ever cut my meat off, she's dead.... :laugh:

[Nferno666]

hey if she was defending herself than its alright. i mean rapists can always kill the girl. you gotta do whateveer you can to defend yourself. maybe that'll teach dude a lesson to not rape girls anymore.... lol...wait a minute..... he CANT!....

but man, if a girl ever cut my meat off, she's dead.... :laugh:
you'll just end up in jail and become someone's bitch and they'll rape and due as they please with you :biggrin: you REALLY wouldn't be considered a MAN in that condition now would you :biggrin:

[alamgir]

Well if it was in self defence, than the guy deserves it. If she did that to him later on and not when she was being raped then thats a different story.

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][color=#000000]Jury convicts woman in penis-severing case (http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3277274)

"A Houston jury today found Delmy Ruiz guilty of aggravated assault in the severing of her ex-boyfriend's penis with a knife." --- She claims she was raped and forced to give oral sex and when she saw the knife she just cut it off.

""I don't want you to forget: She cut the entire penis off. She left a tiny little nub; that's it,"

Assistant district attorney said "You don't have the right to cut it off because you've been raped. You have the right to call the police,"

[Windarossa]

There is no evidence of rape. So she could be lying you know, just covering her ass. Plus, you have to consider the fact that they were once before together, meaning they already had sex and all that. So you never know if she just had an agenda to "cut it off".

I think that she should get some jail time or something. If they dated before than she knew his information. Afterwards she could have called the cops and the evidence would have all been their. But to do something so gruesome and disgusting! Must have some sort of consequence or you'll have women left and right cutting their bf penises off because they were rough with them.

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

There is no evidence of rape. So she could be lying you know, just covering her ass. Plus, you have to consider the fact that they were once before together, meaning they already had sex and all that. So you never know if she just had an agenda to "cut it off".

I think that she should get some jail time or something. If they dated before than she knew his information. Afterwards she could have called the cops and the evidence would have all been their. But to do something so gruesome and disgusting! Must have some sort of consequence or you'll have women left and right cutting their bf penises off because they were rough with them.
the exact reason why i don't tALK women with atatiude, ther the exact ones who will do this.a hmm no more sex for him ...

[blanka09]

Assistant district attorney said "You don't have the right to cut it off because you've been raped. You have the right to call the police,"
that so stupid...you have the RIGHT to do anything possible for self defense...sure it was her EX-BF but what if it was a serial killer who would eventually would kill her after raping her?

if she gets jail time then this so called american justice system is just stupid...if i remember correctly NO mean NO and i'm sure she probably said no, and if in this case she didn't and shes just a evil bitch would made the whole story up and just hated the guy then...she can burn in hell :biggrin:
Lol... in perfect synchronisatin, I would agree with that 100%... I mean, the lady does have every right in the world to defend herself from a male assailant. But cut off a man's penis ?? ... gosh; that's like quite disturbing o_O

But if he was really trying to rape her, then maybe 20 years is excessive. I mean, it's the guy's stupidity that cost him his penis... so yeah :biggrin:

[~Mastermax~]

remember what happened last time a lady cut her husbands penis off. she escaped in his truck and threw it out the window into a field, the cops found it and they were able to reattach it (not the cops) and he was in a porno.




lucky bastard.....

[Windarossa]

remember what happened last time a lady cut her husbands penis off. she escaped in his truck and threw it out the window into a field, the cops found it and they were able to reattach it (not the cops) and he was in a porno.




lucky bastard.....
:Oo: Lucky.... LUCKY!? The dude got his d!ck cut off!! Thats some luck!!



Edited By Windarossa on 1122317559

[blanka09]

LOL... I couldn't have put forth a more worthy reply to mastermax' comment :biggrin:

[gieandfer]

that had to hurt. this is what pisses me off. cops are always tryin to look for crime but then when rime comes, they always screw up

instead of takin the guy in for rape, they take in a woman who was defending herself. and its here in houston. my little cousin got robbed once and the cops did nothing! bottom line: cops suck

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

well, yu guys stay a way from those type of women

@ blanka:Lol... in perfect synchronisatin, I would agree with that 100%

what the hell did yu just say?

[Windarossa]

[color=#810541]The way I see it is. If he did rape her, his an Ahole, but she dated him! Why would she date an Ahole and than invite him to her house and get friendly with him. She was playing with danger and she got raped! Not his fault alone. And secondly, her getting raped is nothing compared to the pain he had to endure and now live for the rest of his life like a cripple. She crippled this guy for life!!

And another suspicious thing. Isn't it convenient how she had a knife handy when she was on her knees or whatever? If he forced her to perform fellatio, she wouldn

[marvel911]

This is stupid..

[Windarossa]

This is stupid..
Yeah it's stupid... untill you get youre WINKY CUT OFF!! :plain:

[Elena]

Hehe you call it winky too.... :p

Anyways, poor dude. Unless he actually raped the lady...then in that case, tough. I really didn't believe this story when I first read it because the girl could of just said that the man raped her when she actually was willing and decided to cut his thang off when she found out he was seeing someone else. Well, since the lady doesn't seem to like "winkys" she'll probably have lots of fun in jail. Hope she doesn't drop the soap....things happen to girls too.

[Windarossa]

It's just so gory. I wonder what happened after she cut it off? How did he get to the hospital and survive the injury AND did they saw it back on?

[mastergrim8]

no they didnt sew it back on i heard that she flushed it down the toilet but i cant imagine my life without a i mean if yours is small(dont mean to be perverted) then you should be glad it was off but anyway that's a man's dignity soul and nitch in life i mean the role of humans in the world is to reproduce and thrive at the top of all the other beasts cutting that off is just brutal unacceptable how would she like it if someone stuck a freaking lighter up her *beep* fine i'll use ###### so you get my point

[Windarossa]

They didnt put it back on!? AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! How does he pee?

[Dark_Paladin_X]

I heard the story master said. Cuz they couldn't find it in the drainage system.

They think it's all fun and games, til they get it cut off.

The worse i can imagine is gettin kicked down there, but that's all.

I know i couldn't handle it. Although he probably didn't contact the meds.

but man :down:



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[gieandfer]

little did that guy know, that was his last time having sex. now he cant make babies or anything. and yea i do wonder, how is he gonna pee?

[Metal_Ken]

this is just sad and disturbing. I think im going to have nightmares because of this topic. I get goosebumps thinking about this.

I probably would of went balistic on that woman for cutting my **** off. Man that man is messed up for life his life is ruined. He probably will never ever get a girl again because of this unless of course hes gay... but seriously that woman shouldnt have done wat she did to that man. She could of asked him nicely to stop or put a sad face on and cry and beg like they do in movies.

this is just so distrubing :confused:

[Windarossa]

[color=#810541]Here's something else I just thought of... :huh:

As I understand the *eeww* scrotum *shivers* is still attached. Which means his body is still going to produce sperm. But because he no longer has a way to get it out of him

[gieandfer]

man i cant picture me living without my pride or as i call it, my manhood. its my pride, dignity, and everything i stand for. jesus and the gore during the scene. imagine all the blood gushing out, and ugh man dont wanna discuss it

[Metal_Ken]

[quote:post_uid0="Windarossa"][color=#000000]Here's something else I just thought of... :huh:

As I understand the *eeww* scrotum *shivers* is still attached. Which means his body is still going to produce sperm. But because he no longer has a way to get it out of him

[gieandfer]

if i was that guy i would get back at her. like cut off her tits or something. im sorry if that was obscene i just cant live without using the restroom.

[Windarossa]

wooooow!! Relax guys. I know this is some sick stuff, but don't go all wild on me here. Watch which words you use please. Thank you.

[gieandfer]

wooooow!! Relax guys. I know this is some sick stuff, but don't go all wild on me here. Watch which words you use please. Thank you.
yea i said im sorry but i mean, it just freakin hurts. i know cause i got kicked in the ***s three times

[Windarossa]

three times... ohhh you must have pissed someone way off!

[gieandfer]

no actually they were accidents

[Virtual Fighter]

Good. Anyone who cares that much about a certain body part which is nothing but ego deserves to have it cut off.

As it says in the bible: If you care so much about a certain body part only for egomaniacle perposes, thy must have it chopped off.

[dark-guardian]

They will mostly likely put a tube leading to his bladder in him and the urine will flow out from there.

...But im still wondering, how did he get it choped off? I couldnt see the lady taking a knife and with 1 slash cutting the thing off like some kind of samurai. And if she had to saw it off, then the man could of over powered her the moment she started to use the knife in a saw motion. Unless he was just siting there watching all of this happen without takin action =/

[Windarossa]

They will mostly likely put a tube leading to his bladder in him and the urine will flow out from there.

...But im still wondering, how did he get it choped off? I couldnt see the lady taking a knife and with 1 slash cutting the thing off like some kind of samurai. And if she had to saw it off, then the man could of over powered her the moment she started to use the knife in a saw motion. Unless he was just siting there watching all of this happen without takin action =/
Thats what I'm saying... It's very suspicious :suspect:

Unless she is a Samurai!!!!
:sneaky:

[loadingbar]

yeah... it would most likely hurt to urinate

but how would it come out your ears or nose... haha



Edited By loadingbar on 1122368816

[mastergrim8]

well they he still *bada boom boom* with a girl still but he has to detach his middle finger cause the middle is the second most cells or muscles or whatever next to the penise so he can still do it but he might need some serious operation and maybe a bottle of viagra wouldnt hurt but i saw it in real life this man was like 60 or something wanted to *beep badom boom* this girl that was 20-30 and he went through an operation taking of his penise (it was malfuncting) and replaced it with his middle finger...well the point is you can still do the things that you could of done when you had a real *where the sun dont shine* but it can be replaced with a middle finger and feel the same just without the same enjoyment or size *chuckles*:biggrin: you guys ever see scary movie 1 and that guy gets his picture of his *thing* and it's small as hell and then accuse this other guy...just see the movie. anyway get some viagra and a good surgeon

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

They will mostly likely put a tube leading to his bladder in him and the urine will flow out from there.

...But im still wondering, how did he get it choped off? I couldnt see the lady taking a knife and with 1 slash cutting the thing off like some kind of samurai. And if she had to saw it off, then the man could of over powered her the moment she started to use the knife in a saw motion. Unless he was just siting there watching all of this happen without takin action =/
he can still urinate, but it just will take him a longer time than others....

just b/c he got it cut off doesn't mean they cutted of the testicles , plus, she left a little bit, so he can pee out of that..

[gieandfer]

yea thats what i was gonna say. they can operate him to change his system around so he can pee out somewhere else.

[Windarossa]

oh god... that is horrible. Imagine, one day you are living your life, every thing is normal, you think youre pimping and having fun. The next thing you know, you have no winky... and your life is gone. :( It takes you an hour to pee and you will never have a girlfriend and stuff. Just imagine, you meet a nice girl, you go out. Than you have to tell her you have no winky....



Edited By Windarossa on 1122417126

[loadingbar]

meh, that would be a fun joke to play on your girlfriend, but it would suck for the men who it isnt a joke for...

[gieandfer]

easy. just tell the girl what happened. shell think ur brave for suffering through it. im not sure about this but my friend did this and got a girl instantly

[Windarossa]

Ummm yeah... it might work on like a 17 year old girl. But we are talking about on older woman... who most likely is looking for a husband and children... than again, this means that he isn't going to go around cheating on her :D

[~Mastermax~]

i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off?

[Vash]

Well that was self defense but she had to do what she had to do :p

[dark-guardian]

i don't think your understanding this very well windy, how would you feel if your penis was sliced off?
O.o

I believe Windarossa is a girl.

[mastergrim8]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people

[loadingbar]

haha, i saw an episode of ripleys believe it or not where they did that

[Windarossa]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.



Edited By Windarossa on 1122439082

[marvel911]

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:
That is probably the most messed up thing you have ever said..

[gieandfer]

its gross but u know how they get a transplant like hearts and stuff? well what if a guy dies and u cut off his penis to put on urs. ok this one was jus disturbing

[The-Infamous]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.
i would kill the B*%^. but if she was raped i can kinda understand but come on my man down there wtf that aint right and wind about the donor list thing thats nasty come on another guy thign wtf hell no, i rather just die.

[Windarossa]

But they use other peoples hearts and lungs, so why not a penis? They also use other womens eggs to impregnate some women. If it's a matter of no penis and someone elses penis. Than if I were a guy I would pick the strange penis.

LMAO!!! LOLZ!! Imagine if this guy had a really really small winky his whole life and the transplant winky is the biggest thing known to man!



Edited By Windarossa on 1122440422

[The-Infamous]

but come on another guys thing u a girl u just dont understand. plus that is impossible to many veins and nerves down there to make it work.



Edited By The-Infamous on 1122440561

[Windarossa]

I suppose youre right.

[gieandfer]

yea i know. i wonder how messed up it looks with the veins. and u dont know the system of it. u need all the stuff inside it to make it all work. now that woman cut it off and destroyed his whole penis. i change my mind she does deserve to go to jail

[loadingbar]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth



Edited By loadingbar on 1122443687

[Windarossa]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth
lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason. :confused:

[SSJKarma]

you guys are whacked !
talking about male personnal organ in a public forum where there is a lot of kids around...
i guess that it is legit thought considering nferno himself talked in this topic !

my complete opinion ont he matter is that such a topic in this particular forum shouldn't have been made but that's just my opinion !

[Windarossa]

I get what you are saying SSJKarma, but if we can talk about war, religion and politics, than it just doesn't make sense why we can't talk about a serious trail which just happen to involve a penis and a knife. :D

[Elena]

well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth
lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason. :confused:
If any of y'all have READ The Color Purple it talks about female circumcision...well more like mutilation...I won't get into details...since kids are here...but they do cut off things. It was talked about on 20/20. And Winda why else do you think sew it...so the woman can't have babies...probably as a punishment....because she was raped....

[~Mastermax~]

well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something.
but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob.

and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend


would they also be able to make babies?

[Windarossa]

well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something.
but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob.

and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend


would they also be able to make babies?
:confused:

[Elena]

Lol, you ppl are so wrong...it kinda cracks me up...penis donor list.... :laugh:

Look, there is no such thing when a woman becomes a man they make a penis out of what is already there...they don't attach some elses...I'd go into more detail but again children are here. As for the man with no penis. They usually try and attach the penis, his penis, really soon there's a time limit. And if his is gone or not clean cut like with a knife then well he's out of luck and has to pee with a tube....forever and ever...but they can make a more normal looking one...if there is more than a nub left....like they would the woman becoming a man.

[loadingbar]

lol... i know what they cut off... i was thinking about putting that in my post but i didnt, lol, and they actually had it sewn up? geez, thatd suck in more ways than one....:(

[Venomous-Ninja]

That is just..... just....... just........ sick.........

[SSJKarma]

fact is religion as well as been kinda banned from here... but it seems many of you can't debate on something else and whatever i say in most topics doesn't get followed and banning for the sole purpose of having creating a religion topic is like stupid... so i told myself that maybe letting it go would be fine...

but religion is something far less worse then sexual things !
as simple as that !
in any case i wonj't look back at this topic for i think its stupid to talk about it... anyway go on and talk all you want just make sure to be not too harsh for their is kids around here !

[Virtual Fighter]

There are kids around here? OH NO! Shield their eyes away from that nasty word, instead, let them play violent video games while we wear our shirts with the word "Hypocrite" branded across from it!

I actually have a Family-Oriented story to tell, so listen up kiddies!


Once upon a time...


































PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

[Elena]

Lol...you said Penis... :rolleyes:

[gieandfer]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about

[Venomous-Ninja]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....

[gieandfer]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old

[Windarossa]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
LoL.. If you consider 10 to be old. What do you think an 18 year old is?

[Virtual Fighter]

An 18 year old by legal standereds is an adult. -_-'

[~Mastermax~]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.

[mastergrim8]

^keep it to basic info man^

[Windarossa]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
WTF!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D

[loadingbar]

my god... wtf??? that was a really bad comparison... thats like saying the flashlight gets turned on when its used... wtf

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
WTF!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?

[Elena]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
WTF!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?
The definition of hmm...is just like thinking to yourself...kind of like a tsk..tsk...shame on you kind of thing...

As for the worm thing...it's a nasty little metaphor

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
WTF!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
whats the definiton of it hmmm

.. uhh how can he be a freak by saying the worm can't come out of the hole until hes 12.

what is the world coming too today?
The definition of hmm...is just like thinking to yourself...kind of like a tsk..tsk...shame on you kind of thing...

As for the worm thing...it's a nasty little metaphor
hmm not yur friendly definition, but hers, please

and he was talkin about...

eh nvm ... we already know about so let's get off of that, shall wee?

[loadingbar]

okay... so what do all of you like better tacos or sausages as quoted from 50 first dates... its a retorical question so anyway... i just wanted to post that



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[Virtual Fighter]

Oh, and did I menation?














PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

[Venomous-Ninja]

if kids were here id doubt theyd come in here and if they did, they would have no clue as to what were talking about
Ahem, ahem....

I happen to be kid, around 10 and your saying I can't understand what your saying here....

As I said before

Ahem, ahem....
10 years old is still reasonable to know what a penis is. ur not really a kid man ur kinda old
yes but the worm won't come out of the hole until at least age 12.
WTF!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAH.... you FREAK! :D
That is really sick man, really sick.

[marvel911]

How come we can freely type 'penis' , as VF demonstrated, with no censor, yet we cannot type "VAGlNA" in the correct way?

[loadingbar]

i really have no idea, it doesnt make sense to me either...

[Venomous-Ninja]

I dunno, I wonder how they could forget that. Or maybe they thought censoring Vagala proved a point not to type the man's part correctly.

[Elena]

Vagala...hehehehehehe

[Venomous-Ninja]

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!

[gieandfer]

well wind, heres my list

0-2:babies
3-6:kids
6-12:old
13-24:older
25-64:seniors
65-year before death: elders

secondly i didnt say if ur 10 ur "worm" doesnt develop. i jus said its old enough to know what a penis is

third the reason we can type in penis and not ###### is cause penis is spelled many different ways. but the one thats censored is the one witht he "a" in it

[Windarossa]

0-2:babies
3-6:kids
6-12:old
13-24:older
25-64:seniors
65-year before death: elders
25-64 seniors!? ROFL!!! :D :D :D

[loadingbar]

23-40 should be adults and 41-64 should be elders

[gieandfer]

nah 41 isnt too old to be considered elderly

[Elena]

Erm...you guys seem to have it wrong....
1-2 - Babies
3-5 - Toddlers
6-10 - Kids
11-12 - Preteens
13-20 - Teens...yes I know 20 is in there but for insurance...you still have the high rates of a teen
21-35 - Adult
36-50 - Midlife Crisis...b/c you know it's hard out here for a Pi-ump...I just heard that annoying song...and it's about Midlife Crisis for a pi-ump
51 - and on - senior

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

when yu 5 years old yu know sum things about sexual intercourse....

[loadingbar]

keyword, some, lol, or should i say, sum

[gieandfer]

Erm...you guys seem to have it wrong....
1-2 - Babies
3-5 - Toddlers
6-10 - Kids
11-12 - Preteens
13-20 - Teens...yes I know 20 is in there but for insurance...you still have the high rates of a teen
21-35 - Adult
36-50 - Midlife Crisis...b/c you know it's hard out here for a Pi-ump...I just heard that annoying song...and it's about Midlife Crisis for a pi-ump
51 - and on - senior
thats what everyone considers but im not wrong. its jsut my opnions. opinons arent wrong :biggrin:

[azncat]

wasnt there a incident like this but it was a boy in the bathroom at a baseball game? got his whosajigga cut off by a guy o_O

[loadingbar]

im not sure, i never heard about that one, but i heard about the guy who got is alter ego stuck in a machine while he was working(got all grinded up) it was on hbo, his wang looked so deformed :p

[gieandfer]

ah wangs get cut off all the time. i hear it all the time on the news. it freakin hurts though. the wang is a sensitive blessing.

[azncat]

im not sure, i never heard about that one, but i heard about the guy who got is alter ego stuck in a machine while he was working(got all grinded up) it was on hbo, his wang looked so deformed :p
why were you looking at his wang? o_O you are a guy right...?

[loadingbar]

n-n-n-n-no you got me all wrong i am a guy, but it was on hbo, on hbo they dont censor that crap... i changed the channel soon afterwards tough... too gross

[gieandfer]

n-n-n-n-no you got me all wrong i am a guy, but it was on hbo, on hbo they dont censor that crap... i changed the channel soon afterwards tough... too gross
or did u o_0

[loadingbar]

i changed the channel because during the show they had guys pulling trucks with their manhood... good thing they were wearing cloths so you souldnt see it

[gieandfer]

i thought u changed it the minute u saw their manhood?

[loadingbar]

lol, its not like it was zooming in or haveing a 12 minute section where it showed it, it showed a couple of brief seconds, it just kept on getting weirder... damn you shocktv!

[gieandfer]

o sure blame the shocktv

[loadingbar]

i do blame it, and hbos late night television

[azncat]

lol you weird load thing o_O isnt that shock thingy about erotic tv shows that couldnt make it to tv cuz it was too mature? so they cramped all that crap into 1 video and show it on hbo?

[mastergrim8]

windarossa please close this topic it's just dead girl

[Windarossa]

[color=#810541:post_uid11][b:post_uid11]I was going to close this topic, but than a friend sent me these articles. Since they relates to this topic I decided to post them here. I WARN YOU!! IT'S EEEKKKYY!! VERYYYY EKKKKYY!![/b:post_uid11] ~_~"
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[b:post_uid11]1.[/b:post_uid11]
"Police in Malaysia say a [b:post_uid11]man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.[/b:post_uid11] A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood."

http://wcbs880.com/water/watercooler_story_195185728.html

Their is one very important lesson from this story kids... [b:post_uid11]DON'T DO DRUGS![/b:post_uid11]

[b:post_uid11]2.[/b:post_uid11]
"An elderly Romanian man [b:post_uid11]mistook his penis for a chiken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it,[/b:post_uid11]"

http://www.weirdspot.com/index.php/848

I don't really know what the lesson is... Well, don't chase and cook chikens with your winky out for the world to see! '~'

[b:post_uid11]3.[/b:post_uid11]
A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines [b:post_uid11]after cutting off his penis and eating it.[/b:post_uid11]
Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."
[b:post_uid11]The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.[/b:post_uid11]

http://www.onescience.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1578

Their have been quite a few incidents concerning this issue... WTF!?!? :Oo:[/color:post_uid11]

[azncat]

whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)

[Windarossa]

whyd you start a topic about thingys anyway o_O people can just read it off the internet anyway or t.v. =)
Most people don't watch the news or read it online. So for those that don't, I posted these weird news articles so they would know what is going on with people these days. :rolleyes:

[gieandfer]

man they mustve been really high to eat their own penis. did they even feel the pain?

[Windarossa]

It's says that most of them just passed out and woke up covered in blood... The sick part is, that they didn't die from such an injury. I would think a man would die from the pain and blood loss, but I guess a penis isn't as vita of an organ as we would think it to be. lolz :laugh: