The |p.a.c| crew competition - Calling all pissheads!

[Maori_Legend]

To whom who are wondering wat this is about i am hosting a little competition for all you alcohol drinkers.

YES THATS RIGHT!! A COMPETITION WOW AMAZING....

Here are the rules:

You must be a good drinker and have reasonable experience.
So if you cannot handle more then 10 beers or somthing to add up to that consumption you are not good enough for this competition.

You must tell the TRUTH YOU HEAR THE TRUTH!!, i dont want this yeah i can drink im the poop bla bla bla because it is not the truth is it...

You must have a good reason why you should win the P.A.C competition and your great experiences from drinking such as:

-The worst thing that has happen to you while out drinking, raving, clubbing etc:

-A picture of you having a yardie glass or funnel or just power chucking over someone. eg: my mate was in my car and was getting laid, she was on top and suddenly she power chucked all over his face. She didnt move away or enything =\ so she had to clean my car it didnt smell fresh ever again but she had quite alot to drink (that was a true story)

-How much you can drink

-The funni things and the great things that have happen

-|Evidence like a photo would be a good advantage|

Winners will receive one of these banners they can pick which one and will be a P.A.C member

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|There will be a competition every month|

Plz no SPAMMING IN THIS THREAD!

i want this thread nice and cean!!!!!

May the best pisshead WIN :)

[pip99]

Ill post some pics soon....

[VampireNinja]

Maori...If ya need any judges..Pick me if ya want..

[Maori_Legend]

Nope dont need eny judges jus contestants :)

Competition will be closed and decided on the 21st June

[Saijin_Ryu]

Kingy's got some screenshots of me when i was webcamming with him, while back from a piss up..
Oh and pip can also back that up, cos i was webcamming him aswell..

I was webcamming about 7 people that night, i even asked if i should strip.... 0_0

If you wanna catch this action and more, add me on MSN, and catch me on at friday nights and saturday nights... most weeks..... Its not a pretty sight, but it is fun for the viewer..

Oh and Led and marve| get kicks out of it too..

EDIT :
Oh i got a great story aswell (Bit disgusting, but oh well) :

Well it all starts off with me eating my favourite curry before going to a piss up at some1 elses house party.. not a good idea. Then while i was at the party, drinking exc, mainly vodka, [ Imperial Vodka ] some cheap stuff from the local SPAR. Well i got so smashed that night, I got a bit violent aswell, i tried to throw this guys PC hard-drice....at the guy, lol.

Well after i had all my excitement i crashed out on this guys chair, i woke lets say... 20 minutes later and just threw all over this guys nice carpet, oh and do you know that favourite curry... well i kinda got to see it again, well my mate came over and feeling guilty he was cleaning it up from the carpet.... thats when i woke again, and chucked all over my friends head.... not nice. Then just went to sleep again... lol.

Not the funniest story ive ever had from a piss up, but one that just came into my head..
mmmm.... i love curry.



Edited By Saijin_Ryu on June 15 2004 at 23:37

[Maori_Legend]

Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)

Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu

[Sportschick155]

hahaha sweeeeet!! ok well like i said ill see wats going on this weekend, ne parties or wat, im so up for this haha
and yah ill like get pics for it too wooo!

[Sportschick155]

let me see a story..me sandra and matt were all cruzin in matts car and we decided to get sum alcohol, haha me and sandra wanted to drink cause well we love to drink, and so we got a bottle of bacardi and went to this huge park they have in st.vital, so mayb about 10 or 9, i started to get bored and quickly opened the bottle and started to chug it straight, and well so did sandra lol it was so funny cause me and her only got through half of the bottle and already me and her were on the ground falling and stuff, i think after that we ended up going back to his car and not sure wat happened there, but he got us mc dicks, and sandra apparently poured her water all over my jeans i didnt even kno it (i thot i pissed myself the next morning i was embarrassed) then matt said we were making out hardcore in the car, we were like ewwwwww lol and he is like wat!? it was funny..even worse i was saying stupid things to him about sex..ugh alcohol makes me a horny flip, i tell yah some more things happened but i dont remember wat else he told me, but there ya go i have more, oh yah he ended up saying he wanted to get drunk with us in a hotel hahahahaha, hmm! ew no..but whatever, it was amusing

[Maori_Legend]

lol nice story sporty spice but half a bottle of bacardi...

come on i could drink the whole bottle to myself and stilll craving for more :p

Here is my story:

i was at my mate jazz's party and i met up with a couple of mates and of corse i had to bring my funnel =P. I thought ill give it to other ppl to test it out, yup it was doing good everyone was having and then it was my turn, my mate with his big mouth goes 'hey ##### wanna se how much you can handle' i go 'nah im sweet' then heaps of ppl start going "#####YYYY" so im like flip you ill show yous all so i got ready. They put 2 crate bottles (thats a amount of 4 stubbies) a 440ml can of woodstock, a can of codys, and to top it off a quarter bottle of JD i was omfg ill do it ill do it, and i took it all :) everyone was YEAHHHH!! i was pretty flipt and couldnt see that good, then i went to my mate come on ##### its your turn hes goes ok ok so i gave him 2 crate bottles and some bacardi. He takes it all (btw we was pretty pissed b4 hand) and there was one thing, he had seafood like just b4 he left and omg he was GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY! and wamo! a massive power chuck on the ground it was yuck but the worst thing was...............he picked up the mussels off the ground where he spewd and strted eating them :0 everyone was omg and some other pl were power chucking i was cracking up so hard it was sooo funni. Then after we had a couple tabs. It was a good night with alot of action ill tell you some more bits later on.

[Sportschick155]

seriously half of the bottle of bacardi was enuff for me and my girl hahaha EZ DRUNKS!

[Evil-Blanka]

Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)

Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu
1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night

[Saijin_Ryu]

^^^ Ewww.... but lol for a good story.

[Evil-Blanka]

^^^ Ewww.... but lol for a good story.
lol saijin your story was funny

[Sportschick155]

Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead :)

Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu
1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night
hahaha u prolly werent drunk jus wanted sum assss

[Evil-Blanka]

Nice Story Saijin Ryu you are definitely a pisshead <!--emo&:)

Well this is just the beginning but is there enyone alse that can beat the likes of Saijin Ryu
1 time i got drunk i mean realy drunk and i went up to this girl and smacked her butt and said thats sum good p yo know what i mean then i tooke her in a roome and tooke a u know what and thought it was my u know what and i was like ohh thats how drunk i was then i tooke a pen and stuck it up her ass i wa s drunk that night
hahaha u prolly werent drunk jus wanted sum assss
lol sport chick dont make me tell your storys cuz i know some

[Sportschick155]

o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember ne, plz tell me haha



Edited By Sportschick155 on June 16 2004 at 23:19

[Evil-Blanka]

o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember me, plz tell me haha
1 time i met sports chick and she had a red dress on and she was drunk and she was fliping her dress up and down and you could see her undys and i wans cracking up hard and then she threw a bottle at this guy and he got up and tooke her in the bath roome and she was screeming loud and i was still cracking up hard and it was realy funny and i was like whuahah

[Maori_Legend]

Evil-blanka none of that aye that wasnt good......

well well looks like saijin Ryu is in the lead and sporty spice your just trailing behind, will you make a come back and win the comp :D



Edited By Maori_Legend on June 16 2004 at 21:58

[Sportschick155]

o yah? wats one of my stories? i barely even remember me, plz tell me haha
1 time i met sports chick and she had a red dress on and she was drunk and she was fliping her dress up and down and you could see her undys and i wans cracking up hard and then she threw a bottle at this guy and he got up and tooke her in the bath roome and she was screeming loud and i was still cracking up hard and it was realy funny and i was like whuahah
..........red dress?! i believe i was wearing jeans that day hahahahaha, and i dont believe i threw a bottle at neone..uhm i dont think i did?

[Maori_Legend]

omg its true :0 lmao

sorry about that evil-blanka

well well looks like sporty spice is in the lead i think she might be a memeber of the p.a.c team

[Sportschick155]

thats pretty damn embarrassing

[Maori_Legend]

:laughlong: i think we have a winner

better show us some pics soon pippy

[Saijin_Ryu]

:laughlong: i think we have a winner

better show us some pics soon pippy
WTF? Those are you actually beliefing what Evil-Blanka's saying, its all bullcrap!
I own these people, OWN!!

Here's a screenshot kingy took from the webcamming : Teh Freak (http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Saijin_Ryu/saijindrunk.jpg)



Edited By Saijin_Ryu on June 17 2004 at 16:15

[Maori_Legend]

:laugh: nice pic saijin

well well i think thats ties it even

sporty spice and saijin

you have 3 more days keep convincing :D

[abc123test]

Ok, o god here we go.

I was over with my bud Cris we were getting ready to go to a party. So he puts a bag of "Weed" into my pocket without me seeing him. So when we got to the party I got drunk -_-", we went out side and started playing the game we call "Dick." It's a game where someone yells dick and the other one has to yell it louder.

So he started it and I wound up yelling it at the top of my lungs. Then the guy who was throwing the party came up too me and took me inside. He then pulled out something and lit it up.

Next thing I knew I was back in my bed and felt like poop!

0 0 so there you go,

[Maori_Legend]

oh no one of thoes times

dw everyone has been or will go through that experience

[mastaq]

You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong: Ask anybody in this community how drunk I get. Wait until tomorrow night when I get drunk... :laugh: I'll post picks tonight don't worry Maori. :0

[Maori_Legend]

:D loving that attitude dark

lemme see the goods

[Evil-Blanka]

:D loving that attitude dark

lemme see the goods
1 time i got drunk and i seen this man and he was throwing up and i kicked him in his stomach and he was like uhhh and then i te his throw up man then i threw up and he ate myn this i made kim have se wit a rat and he said it was the best then i was like ahhahah and he was uh uhu hu and he wasd actualy liking that man what the hell

[Saijin_Ryu]

You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong:
Aye, but i doubt you would of beat me drinking when you were around 15.

[Evil-Blanka]

You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! :laughlong:
Aye, but i doubt you would of beat me drinking when you were around 15.
hell yeah man i would man i use t do that until i fell out on the floore man then if i fell out on the floore i would still be drinking i told my friend to still put beer in my mouth and stuff and 1 time i fomed out my mouth

[Maori_Legend]

lol evil blanka cannot handle his alcohol sorry man but it specificly says professional alcohol consumer....... and your stories dont match my criteria for instance out of all the parties ive been to and out of all the times ive gotten flipt up i havent spewd at all, my mates call me a fish ;)

[Sportschick155]

ugh i have another story, dont worry....hahahaha=\

[Maori_Legend]

:D tell tell tell

[Sportschick155]

ok well
me and my girls, one of em who was visitin from ottawa last year and is coming back again haha woo.. went to sum party and drank atleast 7-8 shots, mind u guys we r cheap drunks, so after we were all chillen there and we got extremely and was startin to feel it u kno? my boys billy n zico and navi all decided to go cruzin so we were like suure whatever, and we went to sum park called ASSINIBOIA park which i call ass park, we were riding for a while cause they like lived on the other side of the city, me and my girls were like having a party of our own, we had sum alcohol in the van too so all ofus were attempting to do body shots, it was funny as hell cause we were trying to get em through the cleavages u kno? the boys were tryin to get in but we were like no go away lol, i forgot wat else had happened, but for sum odd reason my pants were unzipped and my bra was off ;] haha jesus christ!, my girls shirts were off and the front of my pants were wet as hell and no i dont think i pissed my pants or atleast i hope not..lol well like 1 pm in the morning we ended up all hookin up me with navi (he was hittin on me), zico with sandra and billy with nancy...it was so funny tho cause i remember navi tryin to get into my pants but i sacked him by accident and sandra telling me she gave zico head (she jus met him that day too) i asked her if she knew his name and she said no they ended up goign out for a damn month too!! lol billy and nancy.. billy showin his small ass dink flipk! that sure was fun as hell lol

[Sportschick155]

i actually didnt like that story, let me think of something else i mite remember

[Maori_Legend]

bahaha telll some more tell some more :laugh:

[Sportschick155]

no wait.....*shakes head in shame* i need to think

[Kingryu1]

You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! <!--emo&:laughlong: Ask anybody in this community how drunk I get. Wait until tomorrow night when I get drunk... :laugh: I'll post picks tonight don't worry Maori. :0
tis' true. no one can own masta at drinking =/

can i tell them a few storys please masta O.O'



Edited By Kingryu1 on June 18 2004 at 11:26

[Maori_Legend]

lol you dont know how us new zealanders drink do you.

i would gladly take some pics and show you tonight
and ill deffinitly give you a run for your money DM

[Saijin_Ryu]

[colro=b;yuer]EErrrh, im be kinda tripsy nowb tu its motrr ov a tirefd frunknesss.[/colro[

[Maori_Legend]

??? ....lol

[mastaq]

You people think you can beat me at DRINKING?! <!--emo&:laughlong: Ask anybody in this community how drunk I get. Wait until tomorrow night when I get drunk... :laugh: I'll post picks tonight don't worry Maori. :0
tis' true. no one can own masta at drinking =/

can i tell them a few storys please masta O.O'
Go ahead John. And Maori I'll have those pics up by today. Trust me bro I'm gonna be pretty messed up. And I'll have another surprise for the community in general. :buttrock:

[Maori_Legend]

nice one id like to show you some pics of lastnight but they all turned out black i put t on the wrong setting i was to pissed

[Evil-Blanka]

nice one id like to show you some pics of lastnight but they all turned out black i put t on the wrong setting i was to pissed
yo i know a real drinker looke at the show the real world it s this man on there he is a crazy ass person yo he drinks he dont drink he drinks he gets crazy as hell im going to show you a pic of him

[Maori_Legend]

omg blanka you dumb sh!t

this is for sfo ppl not some other dude and dm weres your pics i wanna c, and yours pip

[Maori_Legend]

well dm and pip you all to slow the winner is sporty spice congrats pick a banner and you better put it on to you are a proud member :D

[Saijin_Ryu]

Yea ok forget about me, even when i drink about 3 times more then anyone here, probly not DM, but well he didnt show up... but meh wateva, not to bothered.

[Maori_Legend]

well since you and sporty was the only decent ppl that join you both win pick a banner saijin ryu and you to sporty you both my fellow members

i dub thee pissheads :)

[Evil-Blanka]

well since you and sporty was the only decent ppl that join you both win pick a banner saijin ryu and you to sporty you both my fellow members

i dub thee pissheads :)
o his name is brent you might now him

[DA_VIPA]

u expect me to work a camera while i get piste..u got to be kidding me...oh well perhaps its worth a try.i just hope that i dont get mad and throw the thing through a window or something.

[Maori_Legend]

:laugh:

[Maori_Legend]

saijin you can pick which one you want and wear it with pride :p

[montalvo]

Heres a story.
Back in April I was just chillen at my brothers-in-laws house. Not really doing much, just watching tv, playing video...you know what works. Well after about an hour my brother-in-law got a call from one of his friends. His friend told him that he had scored an ounce of purple. So we were like "ok....lets go pick him up...and see if he's bullpooping or not". After we got there....my brother-in-law's friend had a bag of weed so damn strong youcould smell it from a few feet away(it was probably laced weed). So we went down to the liquor store bough some beers (coors) 12 pack and 2 bottles of 99 bananas. We geting ready to lay ourselves in bed for a week. We also bought 4 phillies to roll the weed. After that we went back to my borther-in-laws scanky looking trailor. It took us about 10 minute to roll the poop. So we smoked for about 40 minutes...each person with their own blunt. And we basically drank for the entire night. i cant tell you how flipen drunk and high we were. We were just so blasted that i couldve sworn i was in another dimension. We were doing some pretty crazy poop. I could barely stand on my feet, but somehow i manged to get outside where we were looking at my B-I-L's dog...He was taking a poop..and for some reason my B-I-L grab a lighter and tried to light it on fire. It smelled really bad. After that we tried riding bikes up and down the road. This was halarious...none ofus could keep our balances on the bikes. And mind you it was around 1 am...and us trying to ride around on bikes through the trailor park making noise was a bit of a risk factor...since cops usually patrol that park everynow and then. After i went home and passed out for the night. Fun stuff

True story btw

[pip99]

to many storys to tell........aww god lol.

thats all we do get pissed lol me an my mates depends now ...i hang round with a few geezers and rest are the fit girls from year below.

[Maori_Legend]

Our Newest member of the p.a.c crew "Dark Masta"

Current Members:
Saijin Ryu
Sportschick155

Eny of you who wants to join the crew and wear the p.a.c banner with pride plz post your stories (pictures would be better)

peace out :)

[mastaq]

Wear it proud, drink it down! :buttrock:

[Ludacris]

hum....... first time I see that topic........well, I don,t drink no more cuz of health problems.........but before all that, I was a heavy drinker

Story-telling time: I was 13 when it happened, I was at this party everybody was drinkin, I didn't feel like drinking that dy but my frined made me play this spin the drinking bottle game.......when U spinned it the person it landed on had to take a sip and then U had to dare the person into doing something....... we played with like 10 bottles straight...... i wa so drunk at the end........plus all the stupid stuff I did......

:biggrin:

[Maori_Legend]

nice stories monty your was pretty leathel got eny more??

[(X-F)Xavier]

Lets see this happened about a month ago or so. Me and my boy Matt went to this party down in perry hall. We were going to this girl Jessica's house because she was supposed to throw some bad ass partys. We get there and its a decent party and around about 11pm we had all gotten laid or were getting laid that very moment. Then the guy told matt that the girl he just fliped had aids. And right then and there matt pissed himself. IT was the funniest poop ever and then to find out 10 minutes later that she didnt even have aids. So then of course matt is pissed off and wants to leave and just poop around at his friend scott's house and ride Dirt bikes. So were just like alright. Scott has 20 acres of property and he has this big pond that is dried out and its great to go in it and come up out of it using it as a ramp. Im on my Race style blaster 4wheeler and my friend is on his 250 yahama. Scott was inside. We kept goin in and out of the pond and matt just kept falling and i just kept running into things so it was pretty funny
but then we went out to the road and started to race people up to 60 mph. Well we were having a hell of a time and we actually beat a few kids in honda civics because My 4wheeler engine was rebuilt by dirt first and it was turned into a race 4 wheeler so its top speed was 115 on road and my friend had a race yamaha 250 which went about 80. We raced a poop load of people and we lost most of the times but then of course the cops had to come along and see us on the road and then they came after us and we just ditched it into the woods and go to scotts house and put the quad runner and the bike in the garage and then the cops knocked on the door and we are all drunk as poop and under 21 and scared poopless and we answer the door and the cops are like. Are your parents home and they really werent they were in florida for a trip. So we told them no and they just said that they wanted to warn us because their was 2 suspects on a dirt bike and a 4wheeler by here and we believe they were armed. So after that the cops left and we are just sitting there like having a stroke because the cops came. Anyway 2 hours later we just drank a bit more then laughed it over and made jokes about it. We realized the cops thought we were armed when we were riding because of our bb guns. They look and feel exactly like guns and are made out of metal. They have a actual clip and they cock like a real gun. but they fire plastic bb's and we were shooting each other with them as we were riding. Anyway the next day bad hang over but we did have some good news. The girl jessica her house was raided by the cops and almost everyone who was there was arrested. So it turns out we were glad matt had decided to leave. So that is it. That is the only crazy story i really have for you guys. The rest of the times we just got drunk and laid and that was pretty much it.

[Saijin_Ryu]

Ergh... im feeling so "ergh" right now.. i woke up like 30m ago..
Basically i had my leavers ball or "pram" or "graduation" and the after party at my friends was just insane, didnt sleep.. pretty much drinking all night. I'm not gonna go to much into it cos i cant remember alot of it, lol. but the best way to cure a hangover is sleep it over till 3.

[Maori_Legend]

lol thats pretty funni

dm we should have a drinking comp sometime ;)

[mastaq]

lol thats pretty funni

dm we should have a drinking comp sometime ;)
Any weekend, you got it.

[D-Testament]

Heres a story.
Back in April I was just chillen at my brothers-in-laws house. Not really doing much, just watching tv, playing video...you know what works. Well after about an hour my brother-in-law got a call from one of his friends. His friend told him that he had scored an ounce of purple. So we were like "ok....lets go pick him up...and see if he's bullpooping or not". After we got there....my brother-in-law's friend had a bag of weed so damn strong youcould smell it from a few feet away(it was probably laced weed). So we went down to the liquor store bough some beers (coors) 12 pack and 2 bottles of 99 bananas. We geting ready to lay ourselves in bed for a week. We also bought 4 phillies to roll the weed. After that we went back to my borther-in-laws scanky looking trailor. It took us about 10 minute to roll the poop. So we smoked for about 40 minutes...each person with their own blunt. And we basically drank for the entire night. i cant tell you how flipen drunk and high we were. We were just so blasted that i couldve sworn i was in another dimension. We were doing some pretty crazy poop. I could barely stand on my feet, but somehow i manged to get outside where we were looking at my B-I-L's dog...He was taking a poop..and for some reason my B-I-L grab a lighter and tried to light it on fire. It smelled really bad. After that we tried riding bikes up and down the road. This was halarious...none ofus could keep our balances on the bikes. And mind you it was around 1 am...and us trying to ride around on bikes through the trailor park making noise was a bit of a risk factor...since cops usually patrol that park everynow and then. After i went home and passed out for the night. Fun stuff

True story btw
Um Why the flip would u smoked possbily laced weed?

Are we really trying to become addicted to something other than weed?

[Maori_Legend]

its a date then :)

ive got a web cam so next weekend not this one cause im going out clubbing