Tarkanx, aka a supped up ms. cleo(but not female) - Ask a question, get a clear answer

[TarkanX]

Hmph...! TarkanX knows everything, I can tell what will happen to you, in the past and future, ask a question, and get an answer!

[Roll]

Really.... then tell me, what is going to happen to me tomorrow?

[DanYankees]

screw that question! what is the meaning of life miss cleo sir miss m'am.

ur goign to wake up ..and then ur gonna skip school ..after that u will go on computer..
and then non xvssf related section...

then u will post alotz with ur online friends blah blah... :buttrock:

i can see that u have a good future lmao...?

[TarkanX]

wrong forum, thought this was general anyways....


Roll: the same thing that always happens everyday

Dan: Drinking beer

Wrestlemania: rephrase that question, and be more clearer.

[Roll]

...I knew this was just a mockery of fortune telling.

[DanYankees]

What do I do after I drink beer?

[TarkanX]

Roll: there is no such thing as fortune telling, it's all phony.... just like Miss Cleo

Dan: become lazy

[Roll]

If you say so, Tarkan... :sigh:

[SSJKarma]

well, some friends of mine throwed at TAROT CARDS
we were not alone and the TAROT CARDS said different things about ALL the persons around the table.
not much that i could say it wasn't the best thing around !

anyway... SOME things that came out actually turned true because of my past !
she knew things i never said to anyone !
normally i am just like you, i don't trust any of those FORTUNE TELLERS.
but it made me think that if we had been alone and she would have been very in it. all things she could have said would have been real truth !

i do think SOME VERY RARE person, have that power !

[crome_rw]

well, some friends of mine throwed at TAROT CARDS
we were not alone and the TAROT CARDS said different things about ALL the persons around the table.
not much that i could say it wasn't the best thing around !

anyway... SOME things that came out actually turned true because of my past !
she knew things i never said to anyone !
normally i am just like you, i don't trust any of those FORTUNE TELLERS.
but it made me think that if we had been alone and she would have been very in it. all things she could have said would have been real truth !

i do think SOME VERY RARE person, have that power !
spooky :shocked:
Imma call miss Cleo right now!!

[DX Zero]

ms. cleo got sued

[SolidSnake76]

i got a question:

will i be able to go into space and do some exploration?

[TarkanX]

Snake: you will see space from earth, but you wont go into space.

[SSJKarma]

crome: don't someone like that !

the persons that do have those kind of power are more then likely QUIET about it !
the friend that did it for me, she was SHY as hell and after some time started to talk about her interest in TAROT. she never really wanted to use her power to make fortune for herself, she just want to help out peoples !

anyway...
QUESTION:
when will i die and from what ?

[DX Zero]

will i pass advance algebra trig.? :shocked:

am i gonna fart tommorow or not?lmao :laughlong:

[SBYRD5]

Try me out TarkanX,

1)What do I want more than anything in this world of broken dreams.

2)Also,Well I ever know how LeAnn Lahart feels about me.(A girl)

3)Oh, will Sportschick155 and me ever meet away from this online forum and game.

If you can answer those questions I will not trouble you any more for a good time.

[Gotenks13]

Can you tell me why I won't ask you a personal question?

[TarkanX]

Karma: you will die when your body stops supporting blood, and you will die in 60 years.


DXZero: If I barely passed Trig, what makes you think you can pass it(I'm just kidding, but yeah you'll pass it, barely).


Wrestlemania: yes you will

SBYRD5:

1: you want the best thing in the world for you

2: Yes you will, you will go up and ask her....

3: ROTFL


Gotenks13: Because you think I'm fake(which I'm not).

[Kingryu1]

i beleive i have some special powers. well. i just get de ja vu alot. in other words, i experiance it every day... [ this is no joke, i'm being serious ]

[Jr]

Q: Will I ever get married?

Q: What is the name of the girl I will end up marrying?

[TarkanX]

Jr:

1: yes

2: someones name in this world

[DanYankees]

How long is a chinese man

[akuma_forever]

when will i die? (i'll thank you in the after life)

[machine1]

i beleive i have some special powers. well. i just get de ja vu alot. in other words, i experiance it every day... [ this is no joke, i'm being serious ]
what de ja vu? being a dumbass...lol :lol: j/k j/k

[AXE]

Tark Will my skills in the game ever be better than they are now? (wich suck at this point)

[Yugi]

1) will i ever being stopped called "pigeon boy" and "harry potter"
2)does (not telling the name) like me?
3)will i ever get u peeps to sign a petition to translate the anime show mega man battle network?
4)how will i die

[SSJKarma]

while we are talking about those things...
between my 13 and 18 years i always had those dreams, you know DREAMS OF THE FUTURE. which were all true because they all happenned about 4 or 5 months later !

but i never made REALLY USEFULL DREAMS.
i dreamt of me and my family going into a restaurant.
then it became true about 5 months later. i could have sworn it was just a wish that came true but when i thouht of my dream i realisez that we walked EXACTLY the same way, SAYING EXACTLY the same WORDS !

it was spooky as hell.

[ajtimbs]

will i get better? why i ask that i got a cold thats why

[TarkanX]

Dan: The average is about 5'5"

Akuma: the time you have left is more than one second

AXE: yes

Yugi:

1: yes, when you become an adult

2: I need to know the name

3: yes

4: you will die from the body not activating


ajtimbs: yes you will

[DX Zero]

lol i did my best in trig, my highest 55% lol... im gettin a C for my report card! better than the last D+ :shocked: thx TarkanX :laughlong:

more qs:

will i get a B- because the teacher will be nice and give me my deserved extra credit??

how tall will i get in 5 years? :D

[pip99]

how come it always rains on me...(was it because i lied when i was seventeen)..

and.. how come when sometimes u look at pictues there eyes follow u??

[TarkanX]

DX Zero:

1: no

2: You'll grow about 5-6 inches taller


pip99

1: Your not 17, and it rains on you because it rains

2: When you look at something for a long period of time, it starts to change mentally, but not physically.

[KidKrazyShit]

Will I ever become the greatest fighter in XMvsSF?

and, out of all the ppl that have ever played, how good am I?(as in, 1st best, 2nd, 3rd, etc...)

[tupac2westsider]

Tarkan. is KKS trying to make u say that he is good/best?

What am i going to do tommorow?

Is the earth ever going to die!!!!?

[TarkanX]

KKS:

1: no

2: you fit around much above average, but not one of the best ever.


Tupac:

1: no

2: You will do what you usually do each day

3: yes

[SBYRD5]

Call him now!!!

[Lightbringer]

lol....
ook umm

Will da g.a.m.e return?
If so, will I be able to kick your ass in da g.a.m.e...?

[SBYRD5]

No
and


Hellz to the knawl.....to the 3rd power....thanks for asking... =)

[Lightbringer]

No
and


Hellz to the knawl.....to the 3rd power....thanks for asking... =)
was that the answer to my question??...

[SBYRD5]

Yes and hellz to the knawl.

If I still cared about this forum, I'd IP ban SBRYD5 for reviving this old topic on the spot.

...but.. you know.. :biggrin:... :(

[SBYRD5]

Umm thank you for sparing me then.......

[kingofhearts]

tarkan..heres my question will i meet anyone from this forum and how will i know its them...muahahaha

[pip99]

DX Zero:

1: no

2: You'll grow about 5-6 inches taller


pip99

1: Your not 17, and it rains on you because it rains

2: When you look at something for a long period of time, it starts to change mentally, but not physically.
i was 15 when i posted that and ill be 17 in like a month......meh time flys.

[SBYRD5]

I was 15 also....now once December hits I'll also be 17.(Damn your older than me....psshhh)

[pip99]

I was 15 also....now once December hits I'll also be 17.(Damn your older than me....psshhh)
lol...i was looking in search for like an hour....and man theres so many memorys like the top players and offcial posters thread thingy....just so much #### i forgot about like man i was reading a 3 page flamin thing me v ether...lol we used 2 hate each other meh...to much 2 mention

[Roll's Friend]

pip thats why I bring back certian threads it's dangerous I don't want to be banned,but some of these memories.....should be treasured....

[pip99]

pip thats why I bring back certian threads it's dangerous I don't want to be banned,but some of these memories.....should be treasured....
yeah.....meh atleast i knew i wasnt a forgotten member back then after reading all the topics.and stuff.

[SBYRD5]

So you understand why I do that...

[Razz]

I'm sorry... I jsut couldn't help it

Q: Will I ever get married?

Q: What is the name of the girl I will end up marrying?


1)yes

2) his name will be steve (or sthteve)



>.>
<.<
wasn't me...

Question: Tarkan, will you return to the forum? Have you actually left?

[pip99]

So you understand why I do that...
yeah............

[Master_Jay]

lol this is a funny topic; but could've been made in the random insanity though :laughlong:

[Lightbringer]

lol this is a funny topic; but could've been made in the random insanity though :laughlong:
Tell Tarkan that, not us..

[kingofhearts]

this has nothing to do with this topic but lightbringer u hold the title of village idiot

[Lightbringer]

this has nothing to do with this topic but lightbringer u hold the title of village idiot
yes... my friend, some day come to the village of idiot and visit me. :)

[kingofhearts]

lol..how did u get into that village..?

[blanka09]

lol..how did u get into that village..?
It's a long long story.. :biggrin: