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Selvin
03-01-2003, 08:21 AM
Well, come on people; post yours!

It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. :laugh:
DarkOmega
03-01-2003, 08:58 AM
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
Nantuko Joe
03-01-2003, 09:01 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the Black Haus --My Friend, while Drunk
DA_VIPA
03-01-2003, 10:06 AM
read my sig.. :laugh:
SBYRD5
03-02-2003, 12:32 AM
Well if booty is my treasure then why am I recieving gold....
DA_VIPA
03-03-2003, 10:39 AM
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."
James Agate

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
..my dad
Nantuko Joe
03-03-2003, 11:46 AM
I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight.
-My friend, while drunk

Drink till she's hot
-My friend, while drunk

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
-NoSoul4evr

She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind
-My friend, while drunk

You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes)
Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing)

I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself.
-My half-German, half-Polish friend

I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons.
-Me
BRODIEMAN
03-05-2003, 04:19 PM
"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin
KickurassKen
03-05-2003, 04:34 PM
"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin
:laughlong:
WhiteTigerClaw
03-05-2003, 04:51 PM
"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin
:laughlong:
Dude...you must be the Spammer Of The Year....you spam so damn much....
SolidSnake76
03-05-2003, 04:58 PM
"i am one vicious hardass"

-SolidSnake76, sept2002-jan2003.
azn_boi35
03-05-2003, 05:06 PM
I lie all the time - infact Im lieing right now
:laughlong:
ant_the_whore
03-11-2003, 03:10 PM
i havent talked to my girlfreind in 6 months...i dint want to interupt her
iori
03-11-2003, 07:34 PM
Never say to a girl "Are those real?"-Ouoted by Me :laugh:
ant_the_whore
03-12-2003, 05:12 PM
...are they real? ...my bad j/k :p

or aye they just big?
iori
03-15-2003, 01:18 PM
*farts*.......wasnt me....
ant_the_whore
03-18-2003, 02:42 PM
ive been trying to drown my troubles for months now...but my wife wont go swimming

haha
Zephram
03-18-2003, 05:27 PM
73.8% of statistics are made up on the spot
Yugi
03-18-2003, 08:30 PM
*AOL says you got mail*
man who just got a computer: I got mail! I got mail! I got mail!
Crank Yankers

Your near genius your near me
My Dad

I eat because im sad and im sad because i eat
??????

ZiggieZoggyZiggyZoggy oi oi oi!

Oh yeah U.K. Wildcats gonna whip everyones ass 23-0 muahahahaha i know a senior thats my friend gettin a scholorship to louisville and U.K. hes leanin tword lousville.