How jedi are you? - Nantuko should like this especially

[Selvin]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/

It is a pretty funny quiz, check it out.

I was:

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg

[Nantuko Joe]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jedimaster.jpg

Yep, that sounds right..."bad motherfuccker"...

[DarkOmega]

Hahaha i will kill u all

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/sithapprentice.jpg

[SSJDan]

i got han solo :D

jedi schmedi....
who needs the force?
I got me a wookiee

[Kingryu1]

i got anakin. for sum reason the pic won't work.



Edited By Kingryu1 on Mar. 01 2003 at 12:38

[SolidSnake76]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jediknight.jpg
star wars is good. who else like the movie?

[Ludacris]

I like the star wars movie.......not a crazy fan but I enjoy watching them.......anyway

took the test twice.........the first time just to joke around and I got this:

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/hansolo.jpg

and the second time:

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg

I can live with that :biggrin:

[Wave Master]

i got anikan :alien: it was only because I kept trying to get into someone's pants :laughlong:

[MIG]

[imghttp://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/sithapprentice.jpg[/img]

[asshole]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg

Man, im nothing close to this dork...

[Selvin]

i got anikan it was only because I kept trying to get into someone's pants
Same here. :laugh:

Man, im nothing close to this dork...
lol, Asshole, get out of your denial funk. :laugh:

[Nantuko Joe]

They fcuked up the Yoda thing...made him a good 200 years younger than he really is...

but then again, taht's something that only someone like me, with no life and sitting around waiting for a chick to call, would notice. Sigh...

[SBYRD5]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg
Well I've gotten my big laugh of the day...LOL!!!!!! :laughlong:

Yes..I'm yoda..And yes I can beat your ass...young jedi...learn from the young grasshopper and ant...and don't get your ass beat.....now let the force be with you...

[SolidSnake76]

oh hell no. there was a mistake.

Yes..I'm yoda..And yes I can beat your ass...young jedi...learn from the young grasshopper and ant...and don't get your ass beat.....now let the force be with you...

ahem:

Yes..yoda i am..And yes beat your ass I can...young jedi...learn from the young grasshopper and ant...and don't get your ass beat.....now be with you, may the force will...

[Ludacris]

oh hell no. there was a mistake.

Yes..I'm yoda..And yes I can beat your ass...young jedi...learn from the young grasshopper and ant...and don't get your ass beat.....now let the force be with you...

ahem:

Yes..yoda i am..And yes beat your ass I can...young jedi...learn from the young grasshopper and ant...and don't get your ass beat.....now be with you, may the force will...
damn....... Snake, good impression :biggrin:

[SBYRD5]

**claps** :0

[SolidSnake76]

what else can i do?

disturbance in the force, there is. u speak of this, shadowloo assualt. bring a great war, it will. meditate on this, i must.

asshole. gone to the darkside, you have hmm?

sbyrd5. i sense a dangerous future for you. forbidding in the code, love is.

nantuko joe. wise you are. you will make a fine jedi master.



who can do better than me?

[Ludacris]

nantuko joe. wise you are. you will make a fine jedi master.
Wise U Are. A Fine Jedi Master, U Will Make :biggrin:

[pip99]

i got han solo <a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank">http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/hansolo.jpg
:: how jedi are you? ::</a>

[asshole]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!

[SSJKarma]

solid: you're too easy to beat !

Right you are. yoda i am !
Strong, is my ally...young jedi
From, young grasshopper and ant you must learn...
Getting Hurt you must not...
With you may the force be !

1 - yoda never talk with words like BEAT, KICK, ASS and the likes !
2 - always have the pronoun at the end or in the middle never in the start.
3 - he never BRAG about how strong he is ! he always talks in TEACHERS way, which is by always showing someone how he can improve !

i'm a big fan of STAR WARS !
the very frst episode was as desappointing as seeing the 4th batman movie !
except for the final fight (RAY PARK ROCKS) the movie was bullpoop...
why ?
BEN KENOBI:{go on DAGOBATH and find MASTER yoda, he is the one who showed me everything.}
LUKE SKYWALKER:"i will !"

why has BEN never talked about QUI-GON ?
not only that... but the story itself is like total ####...
as for how they know if the force is strong with someone by looking into their DNA ? ! ! ! ?
WTF is that all about !

the second movie was getting better and much more true to the first trilogy !
but again, a lot of things still doesn't make sense in it !
STORM TROOPERS... all clones ?
why are they all having their very unique abilities, personnalities and the likes in the first trilogy then ?
LEIA:"they RECRUIT dwarfs in the elite now ?"
LUKE:"oh right, the uniform !"

does that means 100,000 and more clones will die soon enough ?
only by seeing the third episode will all my question be answered, but STAR WARS is going down the drain up to now... people wanted to know how LUKE'S father had became DARKVADER but all GEORGE is doing is ripping good his good old STORIES !

at least one of my all time dream has come true !
i've seen YODA fight !
with the force only has he been fighting, or he wouldn't need a STICK !

also, the episode 2 is 20 years before he dies !
so he is too old to fight normally, that's why i was so offended when people laughed out loud when he took back his STICK !

people should know what i knew from the start and people should have realised the same thing as me !
anyway...

just glad to see the third episode coming... i hope it is better then the first episode and a little better then the second one !

good day to all !

PS: the quiz too easy... i can be whoever i want when i want to !

[Selvin]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:

[Nantuko Joe]

solid: you're too easy to beat !

Right you are. yoda i am !
Strong, is my ally...young jedi
From, young grasshopper and ant you must learn...
Getting Hurt you must not...
With you may the force be !

1 - yoda never talk with words like BEAT, KICK, ASS and the likes !
2 - always have the pronoun at the end or in the middle never in the start.
3 - he never BRAG about how strong he is ! he always talks in TEACHERS way, which is by always showing someone how he can improve !

i'm a big fan of STAR WARS !
the very frst episode was as desappointing as seeing the 4th batman movie !
except for the final fight (RAY PARK ROCKS) the movie was bullpoop...
why ?
BEN KENOBI:{go on DAGOBATH and find MASTER yoda, he is the one who showed me everything.}
LUKE SKYWALKER:"i will !"

why has BEN never talked about QUI-GON ?
not only that... but the story itself is like total ####...
as for how they know if the force is strong with someone by looking into their DNA ? ! ! ! ?
WTF is that all about !

the second movie was getting better and much more true to the first trilogy !
but again, a lot of things still doesn't make sense in it !
STORM TROOPERS... all clones ?
why are they all having their very unique abilities, personnalities and the likes in the first trilogy then ?
LEIA:"they RECRUIT dwarfs in the elite now ?"
LUKE:"oh right, the uniform !"

does that means 100,000 and more clones will die soon enough ?
only by seeing the third episode will all my question be answered, but STAR WARS is going down the drain up to now... people wanted to know how LUKE'S father had became DARKVADER but all GEORGE is doing is ripping good his good old STORIES !

at least one of my all time dream has come true !
i've seen YODA fight !
with the force only has he been fighting, or he wouldn't need a STICK !

also, the episode 2 is 20 years before he dies !
so he is too old to fight normally, that's why i was so offended when people laughed out loud when he took back his STICK !

people should know what i knew from the start and people should have realised the same thing as me !
anyway...

just glad to see the third episode coming... i hope it is better then the first episode and a little better then the second one !

good day to all !

PS: the quiz too easy... i can be whoever i want when i want to !
Gee, and I thought I had no life...

Well, when you think about it, there are many plotholes between episodes 4-6 and episodes 1-3. For example:

-Obi Wan constantly says that Yoda was the one who taught him the ways of the force, when Episode 1 says that Qui Gon Jinn taught him

-Obi Wan said that when he met Anakin Skywalker, he was already a grown-up hotshot pilot that he taught the Force to. However, in Episode 1, we discover that he met Anakin through Qui Gon, as a very young child.

-In Episode 4, Obi Wan states that Owen Lars is his brother. In Episode 2, we discover that this is not true, that Owen Lars is Anakin's HALF brother.

-According to Lucas, the creation of the Death Star is credited to three people: Grand Moff Tarkin, Bevel Lemelisk, and Umak Leth. It was created in the Maw Black Hole cluster, supervised by Twi'Lek Tol Sivron. After they completed plans for the battlestation, they were approved by Palpatine, and construction on the Death Star began. However, in Episode 2, the Death Star is credited to Darth Tyrannus and the Separatists, who are never previously mentioned.

As far as the clone thing goes, note how the clones don't look exactly like Stormtroopers, but merely resemble them. My prediction for Episode 3 is that Palpatine is finally gonna turn bad and begin using the Stormtrooper clones to begin the Great Jedi Purge, and then will adopt the Stormtrooper's death's head mantle and begin to actually RECRUIT them instead of cloning them.

And chill out about Yoda. It's possible he became too old to fight because of chilling on Dagobah for the past 15-18 years.

[SSJKarma]

its true that i know a lot... but i'm not the biggest fan of the family !

my girl of the sister of my father (hehe)
as married the biggest fan i've ever saw...

he as the millenium falcon (the toy, about 3x3 feets) talk about big toys !
he got all figurine of the starwars universe, still in their original box (those olds one, they are about 20 years old)
plus he have them in double which the doubles serves to his son they had !

that's not all he has, but i cannot remember everything !
believe me, if he said he was disappointed by the first episode...
that really means the first episodes was disappointing !
he was also dispointed by the second one too, but he admitted that it was better then the first one. he also said it was more the reality of the star wars universe then the first episode !

men, does he know about star wars !
you're right NANTUKO, a lot of plot holes have hapenned, that's mainly why i said STAR WARS was going down the drain if the third episode doesn't fix things up as it is suppose to be !

as for the big jedi purge...
they clearly said DARTHVADER killed them all !
but it will probably become a plot hole too !
well... since we don't know about the third episode... all we can do is hope it will fix a lot of things to come.

[Nantuko Joe]

as for the big jedi purge...
they clearly said DARTHVADER killed them all !
but it will probably become a plot hole too !
well... since we don't know about the third episode... all we can do is hope it will fix a lot of things to come.
They never said Vader killed them all. They just said that he was responsible for the greatest atrocities of the Purge.

[SSJKarma]

actually...
BEN KENOBI :"he pursued every single jedi and killed them by his own hand ! only a few sucessfully escaped him !"

that included him, yoda and probably some others that we don't know about !

[G_GUNDAM]

lol im mace windu. my favorite jedi.

[Nantuko Joe]

actually...
BEN KENOBI :"he pursued every single jedi and killed them by his own hand ! only a few sucessfully escaped him !"

that included him, yoda and probably some others that we don't know about !
I dont' think its possible for Vader to kill off a couple hundred or thousand Jedi singlehandedly in 15 years...it just doesn't seem possible.

I also have a direct quote from a book that was compiled from Lucas interviews, the comics, movies, and the novels. It says...

"The greatest threats to Palpatine's power were the Jedi Knights, and he crushed them swiftly and mercilessly. The bloody crusade, often called the Jedi Purge, resulted in the deaths of thousands of Jedi Knights and Masters and caused the survivors to go underground. The Emperor's assistant, Darth Vader--who as Anakin Skywalker had been raised as a member of the Jedi Order--was allegedly responsible for the greatest atrocities of the Purge."

[asshole]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"

[Nantuko Joe]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"
I believe he means taht your inner child is a non-white man, who is heterosexual and has never been raped by an elephant.

[coolplayer2K2]

i got this kid

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/anakin.jpg

[Roll's Friend]

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
RALF!!!!!!!! :laughlong:

[KickurassKen]

I got samulal L jackson 2 times and obi wan once

[asshole]

I believe he means taht your inner child is a non-white man, who is heterosexual and has never been raped by an elephant.
Joe, if that IS right, then that's TRUE!

I'm nto White (or black) and nor have I ever been raPed by a ElePhant.

[SolidSnake76]

ah damn, joe, karma. u 2 gotta argue or debate whatever now? i cant keep up with u 2.

coolplayer: its damn true. untrained, not sure about the powerful part, and a lil trouble maker.

oh and i decided to fool around with the test. anyone got this guy?

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/dooku.jpg
can u believe this? now its like everyone has a type of relation to another.

[Nantuko Joe]

ah damn, joe, karma. u 2 gotta argue or debate whatever now? i cant keep up with u 2.

coolplayer: its damn true. untrained, not sure about the powerful part, and a lil trouble maker.

oh and i decided to fool around with the test. anyone got this guy?

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/dooku.jpg
can u believe this? now its like everyone has a type of relation to another.
It's a joke, dude. There's no way in hell that Dooku could be the father of Tarkin...Dooku would have had to have been like 8 when he knocked up a chick to give birth to Tarkin

[SSJKarma]

nantuko: i never said he defeated them all ! a thousand ?

well... during the second episode... about a hundred if not more died in the battle, only about 12 or 14 survived !

MACE WINDU, he will die during episode three !
my biggest question ever...
will we see LANDO lose the FALCON and CHEWIE to HAN ?
after all... we're gonna see BOBA FETT ! and clearly seen han saying things that is letting us know that he knows boba fett well !

[SSJKarma]

nantuko: i never said he defeated them all ! a thousand ?

well... during the second episode... about a hundred if not more died in the battle, only about 12 or 14 survived !

MACE WINDU, he will die during episode three !
my biggest question ever...
will we see LANDO lose the FALCON and CHEWIE to HAN ?
after all... we're gonna see BOBA FETT ! and clearly seen han saying things that is letting us know that he knows boba fett well !

[Nantuko Joe]

nantuko: i never said he defeated them all ! a thousand ?

well... during the second episode... about a hundred if not more died in the battle, only about 12 or 14 survived !

MACE WINDU, he will die during episode three !
my biggest question ever...
will we see LANDO lose the FALCON and CHEWIE to HAN ?
after all... we're gonna see BOBA FETT ! and clearly seen han saying things that is letting us know that he knows boba fett well !
You think that the Jedi at the battle of Geonosis was all the Jedi left? There were hundreds more Masters and Knights that were not present at Geonosis, with thousands more Padawans. Theres no way in hell that all of the Jedi in the galaxy were present at Geonosis.

[Selvin]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. :laugh:
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"
I believe he means taht your inner child is a non-white man, who is heterosexual and has never been raped by an elephant.
Or maybe, I mean that your inner child is white, a dork, gay, and possibly been raped by an elephant.

*Selvin starts running his arse off* :laugh:

[coolplayer2K2]

donnu if ne1 got this but i got

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/sithapprentice.jpg i am evil mwahahaha

[SolidSnake76]

Why would I deny somethign that I know isn't true?

I man, I'm not white, I'm not a child, I'm not gay, and I'm really nothign close to this dork.

It says hes a trouble maker, but he looks like hes just been raPed by an elePhant!
Well, at least we know what your inner child looks like. <!--emo&:laugh:
"Wat da heeeeelll dat Pose 2 mean?"
I believe he means taht your inner child is a non-white man, who is heterosexual and has never been raped by an elephant.
Or maybe, I mean that your inner child is white, a dork, gay, and possibly been raped by an elephant.

*Selvin starts running his arse off* :laugh:
whoa.

*hides*

and thanks for clearing that lil thing up joe.

[skate919]

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jedimaster.jpg
Bad *expletive deleted* indeed...

[coolplayer2K2]

cool i got this
i got jedi knight and yoda but i have no idea who jediknight is wow now thats something someone didnt get
http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jediknight.jpg

lets so some more

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg

[SolidSnake76]

A jedi knight.

sum1 please help this poor child.

[coolplayer2K2]

wat i dont watch star wars dam boring man and its not on tv

[MasterX05]

hehehe
http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jedimaster.jpg

[KickurassKen]

wat i dont watch star wars dam boring man and its not on tv
Only on TV sometimes

[Nantuko Joe]

cool i got this
i got jedi knight and yoda but i have no idea who jediknight is wow now thats something someone didnt get
http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/jediknight.jpg

lets so some more

http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/yoda.jpg
The quiz messed up. The guy in that "Jedi Knight" banner isn't a Jedi Knight, but he's really a Jedi Master (just not on the same level as Mace Windu, Samuel L Jackson's character). He was the guy who was trained by Yoda, and he trained Obi Wan before being killed by Darth Maul (the red and black skinned alien that a couple ppl here got, i think coolplayer got him)

[MasterX05]

MUHAHAHAHAH bow down to your MASTER
http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/sithlord.jpg

[asshole]

Selvin, you BETTER be running!
But no matter, i'll still catch uP.

Cuz I hear that Black PPl can't run fast, nor can they jumP high.

[SolidSnake76]

I hear that Black PPl can't run fast, nor can they jumP high.
after all that running from the dogs and slave masters? u kidding?

cant jump high? in basketball, white man CANT jump. and from what i see in the courts around where i live, its true.

[KickurassKen]

Black ppl are good in almost all sports :buttrock:

[asshole]

Solid, it's suPPosed to be a Joke... don't ya get it?

And It's a PROVEN fact that African American(Blacks, not those EgyPtians) majorities have more natural strength than the Caucasian Majority.

[SolidSnake76]

u didnt make it sound like a joke.

[skate919]

u didnt make it sound like a joke.
You have to have been around long enough to know when he is joking or not.

NOW GET BACK ON TOPIC, PEOPLE!

[MasterX05]

Cuz I hear that Black PPl can't run fast, nor can they jumP high.
lol i get u asshole. We are the most people with exp doing running and juping all thanks to the cops. :biggrin:

[Ludacris]

Cuz I hear that Black PPl can't run fast, nor can they jumP high.
lol i get u asshole. We are the most people with exp doing running and juping all thanks to the cops. :biggrin:
it's in our blood, it's like in a comedy show I don,t remember which one.........he's like if a white guy sees a black guy running, he gonna ask him a question like hey why are U running that fast, is somebody following U? if a black guy sees another black guy running, he ain't gonna waste no time he gon' start running too :biggrin: