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Selvin
02-06-2003, 09:12 AM
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead went out for lunch. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
DA_VIPA
02-06-2003, 09:36 AM
selvin u got some good jokes why dont u post them in my topic in r.i ?
marvel911
02-06-2003, 04:55 PM
What?...I'am not sure I understand, or maybe I do, but i dont think its funny.
bloodpack
02-06-2003, 08:06 PM
i dont get it...what did the third girl wish? ???
Selvin
02-07-2003, 06:37 AM
Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. :)
coolplayer2K2
02-07-2003, 07:33 AM
huh thats not funny
EYO
02-07-2003, 07:37 AM
dat was a good one......took me a while to figure it out though
Selvin
02-07-2003, 08:32 AM
huh thats not funny
meh, I'll post one later that you should like. :)
marvel911
02-07-2003, 01:22 PM
Ugh, the blonde was so dumb that she couldn't think and therefore she lied and got sucked into the hole. :)
Ohhh, now I get it...its kind of amusing, brings a chuckle.
Ludacris
02-07-2003, 09:30 PM
god U people are slow........anyway it was a good one Selvin :biggrin:
SolidSnake76
02-07-2003, 10:10 PM
coolplayer, bloodpack, mavel911, eyo. its a disgrace, u should be ashamed of urselves. it took me 2 seconds to figure that one out. i have a joke:

a blonde walks into a store, not reading the sign. 'oohhh look at that little puppy.' 'miss?' says the clerk. 'why is it just sitting there? dont u pple feed it?' says the blonde. 'THAT?' the clerk replies. 'YES THAT!! i should call the cops right now for animal cruelity. poor little puppy, mommy gonna carry u home and take good care of u.'

the clerk says 'MISS. thats a box.'
Selvin
02-08-2003, 06:37 AM
heh, that was okay.
EYO
02-08-2003, 08:50 AM
solidsnake...........i dont get it.........a box?//??? ??? ???
SolidSnake76
02-08-2003, 09:02 PM
why wont u make one for once?

damn. never been around such slow pple
DX Zero
02-08-2003, 09:10 PM
its not right talking about people like that.. its shameful. Infact blondes are cool and smart ppl, like everyone else..
anyway don't mind me if u guys are like that, but its just wrong
DA_VIPA
02-09-2003, 05:08 AM
hey lol i already used that joke in my joke topic..
mooo1
02-09-2003, 12:51 PM
why are girls with blonde hair supposed to be dum???!! I don't get it?
Sportschick155
02-09-2003, 12:59 PM
this is tru story. i was at a friends party and we went out to play some hockey, and shauna(blond) went to get a stick she yelled out "ASHLEY MY STICK IS BENT" if u dont get it u kno the end where its supposed to b bent, well curved

then another time a bunch of us went to sub way and shauna was ordering hers and the lady asked wat kind of bread do u want and she picked then shauna said excuse me do i have to pay extra for the bread? :D lol shes still kool but just stupid..
Ludacris
02-09-2003, 04:13 PM
this is tru story. i was at a friends party and we went out to play some hockey, and shauna(blond) went to get a stick she yelled out "ASHLEY MY STICK IS BENT" if u dont get it u kno the end where its supposed to b bent, well curved

then another time a bunch of us went to sub way and shauna was ordering hers and the lady asked wat kind of bread do u want and she picked then shauna said excuse me do i have to pay extra for the bread? :D lol shes still kool but just stupid..
lol........man that's funny :biggrin: me my best friend KAterine dyed her hair blond and she got a lil' slower(I doubt it's the hairs) but still it's so funny how slow and how she acts now :biggrin:
Sportschick155
02-09-2003, 09:15 PM
actually its sad, cause we all call her blondie now, muahaha but i swear to god, i dont think there hasnt been one day where she hasnt said one thing stupid >.<
EYO
02-10-2003, 04:03 AM
ma hair has partly blonde, maybe i shuld dye it black, i might get smarter.......
Selvin
02-10-2003, 08:54 AM
its not right talking about people like that.. its shameful. Infact blondes are cool and smart ppl, like everyone else..
anyway don't mind me if u guys are like that, but its just wrong
Its called a joke... lighten up... :)
DA_VIPA
02-10-2003, 09:23 AM
hey selvin u should really post some of ur good jokes in my ropic in random insanity ...really u should unless thats the only joke u got...
digital~fighter
02-10-2003, 09:44 AM
selvin if you gat some good joks post it on vipa's topic :)
Selvin
02-10-2003, 01:32 PM
Well, some of it is a bit mature, so I don't think I can; or can I?? ???