Questions and answers

i ask a question and sombody answers it, and the they ask another question, and sombosy answers that.....

so ill start it off



why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

[Maori_Legend]

because he shaves it every night ???

you are supposed to ask another question in the same post

[ssj_3_goku]

Why is this stupid thread here?


i dont know.



i win!

god nobody understands!




ok ill start again.......



if a bunch of cats jumped ontop of eachother would it still be called a dog pile?

[Bubble1]

no a cat pile. why doesnt acully rain cat and dogs? :crazy:

[ssj_3_goku]

because thats the pound's job.

if you closed this thread, would it still be as annoying?


ok, seriously. Toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, so if you tied a peice of toast butter side up to a cat, and dropped it, what would happen???



Edited By Kakashi on Jan. 30 2004 at 18:44

[Bubble1]

then the cat will get pissed and kill u. is there life on neptune?

[Mr. Big]

Q n' A eh?

how do you replace the head gasket?

[HELLOTHERE]

You don't!

Why does peeing in your pants make you ichy?

pee has salt in it(dont ask how i know)

do hot chicks poop?

[HELLOTHERE]

Maybe , Go ask lol

Why am I here?

i dunno, where are you?


why do some people understand R2D2 and other people dont ?

[Bubble1]

the robot does.when is cold why do u get shocked?



Edited By Bubble1 on Jan. 30 2004 at 20:23

because of a whole bunch of science crap


if dogs get mad if you blow in their face, why do they stick their head out the window while you're driving??



Edited By Angel-Eyes on Jan. 30 2004 at 20:31

[HELLOTHERE]

maybe the person is too ugly...

if you tall when you get old do you get shorter?

[Bubble1]

yeh if youhave that ostiposisis crap. iteats ur bones away. why does crap smell so bad?

[HELLOTHERE]

because its been in your butt.
why are cows stpid but their head is big for a brain?

[Bubble1]

err... cause they got a THICK skull.. Which came first. the chicken or the egg. (Off Topic Note)I know potery. listen

Hemhem. Ants... adam hadem thank u thank u very much :baaa:

[HELLOTHERE]

the egg came first not the chicken because its asking what came first...its not asking did the chicken egg come first.

why do the best drinks have no natural ingrdients?


in spanish this post would be----------------El huevo vino primero no el pollo porque su pedir lo que vinieron primero. ..its no pedir hizo el huevo de pollo viene primero.

por qu

[Bubble1]

cause-sugar+Co2+artifical sweeteners=Yum
why did the chicken cross the road?

[HELLOTHERE]

who knows???

what does 1337 mean?

[Bubble1]

err.... one-thounsand,three-hundrend thirty sevenwhy does warm food get cold and cold food get warm?

[ssj_3_goku]

they get room temparature, why do i keep coming to this thread? (who knows...)

because its irresistible


why does oprah look fat at some times and ot others she looks skinney? :laughlong:

[Evil-Ryu-Goki-]

cuz shes black and eats soul food


why do ppl love brittnay spears??


shes hott!

[Bubble1]

cuz shes black and eats soul food


why do ppl love brittnay spears??


shes hott!
ur not soposed answer ur on question. anywayz she puts a magical spell on her fans,or she wouldnt have 1 fan. why do they use lost of stange crap in cooking shows? (:-)

[CharginPoo]

Becuase they take joy in watching us cook that strange food , and not getting it right...
***Comes out of the kitchen with hair on fire***

Which countries, other than the United Kingdom, are members of the European Economic Area/European Union?

[Bubble1]

europe?? :ehh: why do babies eat dirst and worms... :shocked: answer that :baaa:

[HELLOTHERE]

because their to young to tell some one their hungry..

Do we get a post count on this board?

who cares


if the universe is expanding, then what is it expanding into?

[HELLOTHERE]

Its going to expand forever!

Why do people in jail get released just to be stupid enough just to get arrested again?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Jan. 31 2004 at 12:01

[Bubble1]

err... cause there bored.
Why ae there so many damn numbers :baaa:

[EvilAkuma]

cuz they wanted to.

Why doesn't any admin or mod closed this topic

[HELLOTHERE]

to keep people occupied

why is the us hated by canadians and they are part of are continent

[Bubble1]

well err... uhh.. umm... i... :baaa:
<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>no clue:-)</span>

how come there gravity? i wanna float :baaa:



Edited By Bubble1 on Jan. 31 2004 at 14:26

[CharginPoo]

Becuase god decided to make a force so powerfull...That when he went to the toilet the poo wouldent float back up his buttocks...

if a jet proppeled cow(solar cow), and then shot into outer space , how much time would it take to get to the moon...

The solar powered rocket cow uses a jet engine to propel the cow around a field, eliminating the need for the cow to use its own energy and providing the advantages described earlier.

The use of solar energy also makes the process more efficient as it uses a renewable energy source. An electric motor is then used to convert the cow's urine into fuel to power the jet engine, in a top secret industrial process.

http://www.nj2k.co.uk/products/prods/sprcow.jpg



Edited By CharginPoo on Jan. 31 2004 at 15:13

probably 4 days


why is blue?

[CharginPoo]

becuase thats the sky...

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

http://www.aperfectworld.org/Other_Projects/Early_work/cheese.gif



Edited By CharginPoo on Jan. 31 2004 at 16:42

[Bubble1]

cheese. why are u so smart chargin poo

[HELLOTHERE]

maybe he uses the dictonary?

Why am I so close to being an advanced member?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Jan. 31 2004 at 17:16

[Bubble1]

u post alot. why is 1+1=2 why cant it be 1+1=3? :baaa:

[HELLOTHERE]

because you couldnt tell your age when you where around your 2nd birthday.

Why did invader zim get taken off of T.V.

nobody watched him

why was MacGuyver taken off TV

[Demon~Link]

what is mcguyver?

[SSJKarma]

A TV program SELMA and PATHY looks alot ! (PS don'T ever say anything bad about him in front of them)

Why is this topic very very very very very very very very very stupid ?

Because he answers are too damn retarded and stupid ! (give better answer or shut the tread, your answers aren't even funny)

Why are we living ?

[ssj_3_goku]

to torment you!



Why are lava lamps called lava lamps.

[CharginPoo]

Becuase there's lava inside them :p


What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

[Bubble1]

umm.. ittle peoples flyin around them :baaa:

[CharginPoo]

Question? :shocked:

[HELLOTHERE]

I'll start it over.

Who made this topic?

[CharginPoo]

Angel-Eyes...

Why dont you sign up to my forum(in the sig)?

[Bubble1]

cause it sucks. Why are there elements?

[CharginPoo]

Becuase God Likes Elephants...Spelling is not Wrong... :p

Why don't we punch Karma for making long boring speeches?



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 01 2004 at 10:44

[HELLOTHERE]

Because he is super cool......

Why are you making mean questions about people we shouldn't even bother too answer?

[CharginPoo]

Because......I like to entertain myself

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 01 2004 at 11:40

[HELLOTHERE]

Who cares! The more sponges for us!


Why is gbcvbfgbtgfbsx not a word?

[CharginPoo]

Because God made alphabet spaghetti....

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

[HELLOTHERE]

uhh...errr....a chair with its knees bent the other way...

Why does Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have the same initials?

[CharginPoo]

Because micheal jackson and micheal jordan have the same initials :D

Sign up to my forum!...Plzzz!


Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

[HELLOTHERE]

Because cars control humans!

Why did I choose this stupid username?

Edit:I joined your forum

What is jello made from?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Feb. 01 2004 at 12:36

[CharginPoo]

Because your username is funky and cool :p unlike Karma's....MUWHAHAHHAA....

If quitters never win and winners never quit,

what fool came up with, "Quit while your ahead"?!

[HELLOTHERE]

Maybe he was fooling around with his head but then it got cut off. Get it: Quit will your a head

[CharginPoo]

very poor :bored:

a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he naked or homeless?

[HELLOTHERE]

Naked, A turtle could live on a island or a hole.

If a chicken had lips could it whistle?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Feb. 01 2004 at 12:43

[CharginPoo]

No...

If i stopped going to this thread would it get boring?

And i dont care what jello is made from...its yummy!



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 01 2004 at 12:46

[HELLOTHERE]

Maybe, there would be noone post for me too reply too.

Is life where you pull down your pants and slide on the ice?

[CharginPoo]

yes...

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables,

where does baby oil come from?

[HELLOTHERE]

Wal-Mart!

How come we are the only two posting in this topic now?

[CharginPoo]

Because...

Why is my name cooler than everyones name in the whole of this forum...

[ssj_3_goku]

because electricity+poo=kewl.



why is gamecube called a cube? (its not a perfect cube)

[HELLOTHERE]

because it comes in a cube boxhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/fighting10.gif

[CharginPoo]

your right :|





Thread Carried On Here... (http://charginpoo.proboards27.com/index.cgi?board=Insane)



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 01 2004 at 14:05

[HELLOTHERE]

Why are ocean tides in sync with the moon?



Edited By HELLOTHERE on Feb. 01 2004 at 14:34

[CharginPoo]

carry it on , in my forum!

[HELLOTHERE]

im just continuing it here fot the people who dont join your forum.

[CharginPoo]

All Join My Forum :laughlong:

If a man is standing in the middle of nowhere speaking

and there is no woman around to hear him,

is he still wrong?

[HELLOTHERE]

maybe.....

(this is my last post in this topic for a while)

do trees fall over when they die.

[akuma_forever]

ok... this is REALLY dumb... and just to answer your question, yes.



Edited By akuma_forever on Feb. 01 2004 at 21:01

[CharginPoo]

yes

Why is Akuma crap at grammer and spelling

lol i bet he got a dictionary when he edited it :laughlong:


anyways to answer the question


because he has a 4th grade education


why am i such a genius?

[VampKill]

Because you're not and u think you are but u're not.
When was the last time you saw a chicken cross a road?

[CharginPoo]

i havent seen a chicken...but ive seen you act like a chicken and get crushed...Muwahahahahahahahaha

Why do i like cheese so much :laugh:

[VampKill]

Because you like to put it on your p*nis and let your dog lick it.
What college did Bozo the clown went to?



Edited By VampKill on Feb. 03 2004 at 13:14

[CharginPoo]

The Colledge That You Go To :laughlong:

In your sig , the picture on the right is doing what ? (animated one)



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 03 2004 at 14:57

[VampKill]

I'm still in high school and he is eating the crap out of the other guy.
What is your sig doing?

[CharginPoo]

Playing the guitar...

Why does it look like your picture is slashing his nuts...

[chicken_wing]

Because,he is slashing it with the fork and who ever made that is sick :biggrin:
Why is my name chicken wing??



Edited By chicken_wing on Feb. 04 2004 at 11:58

[CharginPoo]

cuz i like chickens and...they have wing's :D

Why is sentinel for idiots?



Edited By CharginPoo on Feb. 04 2004 at 12:55

[VampKill]

Because almost anybody can win with sentinel since they're only good for ####ies.
Why every time someone beats someone they always blame it on the lag and you're actually have to go through the same thing?

[chicken_wing]

Because,they need angermanament class or they just plain whinners... :biggrin:
Why I'm I the sent king :biggrin:

[VampKill]

Because all you do is shoot beams out of his mouth, rocket punch and jump up in the air and do that spinning thing with your leg.
What move did Akuma used to kille Ryu's master?(I know the answer)

[$ilent K!ller]

raging demon...nex question how many fingers and toes do i have :D :laughlong:

[VampKill]

If you're a normal human like everybody else then u have 10 fingers and 2 toes.
What makes Ryu more special than akuma?

[pip99]

Why I'm I the sent king


*cough*ahem*cough*

[VampKill]

excuse me, pardon me you're suppose to answer the question sir.

[HELLOTHERE]

If you're a normal human like everybody else then u have 10 fingers and 2 toes.
What makes Ryu more special than akuma?
Because he is the main character. Why is the white house white instead of red?

[VampKill]

Actually the answer i was looking for was that Ryu can shoot hadoken faster than akuma, well i guess there's no right or wrong answer.
The white house is white because they need a color that suppose to go with the name.
Why is drugs good for you?