Harry potter and the half blood prince - Another?

[Rage_Unleashed]

I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D

[Virtual Fighter]

Harry dies in the end.

[caylan1234]

yes yes yes he dies bout time i hate harry potter remember my opinion. :;):

[KenDaShoto]

well that doesnt make sense if harry dies in the end shes supposed to make 7 books not 6 but im a harry potter fan and my mom is goin to get me that book right now cause im hadicapped from a foot surgery i had wednesday

[Virtual Fighter]

Voldermort kills him.

[caylan1234]

hey sorry about tha surgery hope it went ok :laugh:

[alamgir]

Ahh stop lieing VF, there's a seventh book in the works. Some of you guys beleive anything.

Rowling is one rich woman, she's made kids go crazy about Harry Potter worldwide and is earning millions.

[Virtual Fighter]

Okay, for real real, Snape kills Dumbledore.

Also...


See, my older sister works at the bookstore... yes, that's right. Sneaky sneaky.

Allow me to spoil the book for all of you:

THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IS NONE OTHER THAN DUDLEY

HERMIONE LEARNS KARATE

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR

VOLDEMORT DIES OF OLD AGE, PEACEFULLY IN HIS SLEEP

HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

SNAPE HAS RHYTHM

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

J.K. ROWLING HERSELF APPEARS AS A CHARACTER AND DEFLOWERS HARRY

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK IS THE NEW DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS TEACHER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS

NEVILLE MAKES A COCOON AND COMES OUT AS A BUTTERFLY AT THE END OF THE YEAR

HARRY AND DRACO ARE THE SAME PERSON

[Rage_Unleashed]

dang virtual dont spoil anything.... but i know harry isnt going to die because he's supposed to die in the 7th not the 6th...

[~Mastermax~]

some of those were funny, but one of those is looking to be true...


i just picked mine up earlier this morning, along with three books from H. G. Wells, and closer time the sequel to catch-22

[Elena]

Some of those things seem like they could be true...lol Tony Blair....and what is this "GIMLI"

[Virtual Fighter]

http://content.ytmnd.com//94000/94316/image.jpg

[~Mastermax~]

your a douchebag vf, you know that?

[KenDaShoto]

ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery

[SSJKarma]

guys, harry potters is just a book for kids... well at least not a book for me, and btw, its only rumors never have it been confirmed, it started (as my mother said, she is a big fanatic of harry) that in an interview harry potter could die int he 7th book cause she said that she would stop the series after the seventh book and since she doesn't want anybody to use the character she would perhaps make him die at the end !

but in no way has she ever confirmed that !
for my part i hope he does cause after it i will never hear from it ever again and i will be glad never to hear it again !

that was my view on it !

[Virtual Fighter]

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[Elena]

ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery
Erm, yeah...the pic it's fake....or it looks that way to me...it seems someone just pasted the page number on it and typed some stuff on it...because hagrid calls Harry 'Arry if I remember correctly...and IF it's real there is probably more to the story...God you people are gulible....I bet you believe the second pic by VF too... :sarcasm:

[Virtual Fighter]

[color=#000000]I stole all of them from ytmnd.com.

But the first one about snape killind dunbledoor is real.

Chapter 27: The Lightning-Struck Tower

Harry and Dumbledore return to Hogsmeade. Madame Rosmerta lends them brooms and they fly to where the Dark Mark is floating over the castle above the Astronomy Tower. Chaos reigns around them in Hogwarts. Draco enters the tower; Harry is frozen by Dumbledore and unseen while Draco reveals that the task set upon him was to kill Dumbledore. He also reveals that he has snuck other Death Eaters into Hogwarts via a Vanishing Cabinet. He had the broken Vanishing Cabinet that Montague was shoved into during Book 5, and the other half of the Vanishing Cabinet was held at Borgin and Burkes.

He proves unable to accomplish the task, even when joined by his fellow Death Eaters. Snape enters the room. After Snape and Dumbledore gaze at each other for several moments, Dumbledore verbalizes a plea to Snape. With a look of hatred and disgust, Snape kills him, sending his body over the parapet.
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Chapter 28: Flight of the Prince

Snape murders Dumbledore (Avada Kedavra) and flees with Malfoy. Harry pursues them (through a mel

[Rage_Unleashed]

lol i didnt believe the stuff about harry but the other stuff is believable... and im only on the 3rd chapter...
vf even if im a harry potter fan... that was pretty funny! :D



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[KenDaShoto]

yea the first pic that vf put is definately true i checked it once i saw the page number but the second is obviously fake though hilarious its fake

[alamgir]

guys, harry potters is just a book for kids... well at least not a book for me, and btw, its only rumors never have it been confirmed, it started (as my mother said, she is a big fanatic of harry) that in an interview harry potter could die int he 7th book cause she said that she would stop the series after the seventh book and since she doesn't want anybody to use the character she would perhaps make him die at the end !

but in no way has she ever confirmed that !
for my part i hope he does cause after it i will never hear from it ever again and i will be glad never to hear it again !

that was my view on it !
In the fifth book we find out how either Harry or Voldermort would die. So its pretty likely he'll go in the seventh.

And VF stop spoiling or at least attempting to spil the book for us, some people actually wanna read the book...

[Rage_Unleashed]

ya it was the prophecy that harry or voldemort would die.... so we can guess but im still reading the book so please dont spoil anything vf

[alamgir]

He's spoiled enough already if what he's shown us is true, if it is true then your one ignorant and selfish person VF.

[Virtual Fighter]

If there was a no-spoilers warning, someone should have said so!

It's not fair, damnit! Not fair!

[~Mastermax~]

you ass, your supposed to put a *spoiler* warning, not for someone else to say not to put spoilers...


i stole the hagrid crapping out gimli, that one was the best...

oh and there's a typo on the bottom of page 111, it said harried, instead of hurried.



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[Virtual Fighter]

Oh well. YOU'VE SEEN IT. YOU CAN'T UN-SEE IT!

[~Mastermax~]

dude yes i can











lobotamy of course...

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D
i don't give a phuck!!!!

[alamgir]

No one asked for your opinion and no one wants anything negative.

[Virtual Fighter]

I decided to go get harry potter and the half blood prince cause i already read the first 5... i barely remember the details of the past books just that lord voldemort got owned by harry like 6 times... so if you're going to get the book whats your thoughts... i think it is obvious that lord voldemort will be back and harry has to defeat him..
actaully im getting sick of the books because of its predictable outcome... i used to remember when i wrote a rip off of it where hermione died and everyone else did. LOL :D
i don't give a phuck!!!!
Aren't you supposed to be all "love thy neighbor" religious and poop?

fliping hypocrite.

[~Mastermax~]

yeah he should be one of the bible thumpers saying that it promotes satanism or that it seduces children at a young age when the god within them should be developing, the pope should know a lot about seducing children....

[KenDaShoto]

ok first haha really funnny wit those comments vf especially the one about tony blair

then curse you for puttin up that damn pic i just read the part where they were discussin about malfoys job

and thanx who ever said somethin nice about me havin my surgery
Erm, yeah...the pic it's fake....or it looks that way to me...it seems someone just pasted the page number on it and typed some stuff on it...because hagrid calls Harry 'Arry if I remember correctly...and IF it's real there is probably more to the story...God you people are gulible....I bet you believe the second pic by VF too... :sarcasm:
i actually just saw that comment and i just hope u feel stupid now that you have been proven wrong

[Rage_Unleashed]

jesus i didnt think that this topic would turn into this.... and i am utterly sorry on behalf of everyone because of vf... the next time this topic will be made i will make sure i add *spoiler warning..

but what karma said earlier... the series would come to a nice end if harry did die... and im guessing that somethings in the book point to it..( wont tell as that would be spoiling}

[Virtual Fighter]

HAha, suckers.

I WIN AND YOU LOSE!

[Rage_Unleashed]

i dont think u have won anything just by spoiling anything... all u have done is make alot of people mad...
way to go now you have more enemies than u did before, and i wouldnt call that a big accomplishment

[~Mastermax~]

vf only spoiled one thing, and and it was easy to see it coming from the begining anyway.

[Virtual Fighter]

i dont think u have won anything just by spoiling anything... all u have done is make alot of people mad...
way to go now you have more enemies than u did before, and i wouldnt call that a big accomplishment
Correction: Get alot of harry potter nerds mad.

Woah is me! Woah is me! Now I can't join the "official harry potter" club! What ever shall I do?

[da_wiz]

omg harry potter is 1 of the gayest books ever made wizards and trolls like dat gay movie lord of the rings =(

[Virtual Fighter]

Yeah, except lord of the rings is a metephore for the spread of facism and the use of political agenda to currupt the world.

but you problably didn't notice that because you're a fliping idiot.

[Rage_Unleashed]

ok ok ok vf... i gotta admit that i knew someone was going to die sooner or later... and once i read it i was thinking (hey vf you were righ} so i dont really care anymore..
but thats some insane stuff about lord of the rings and the spread of facism... however this makes sense cause the author was in WWII correct?

[Virtual Fighter]

Around that time, I guess?

[Nosoul4Sfo]

RON CONTRACTS HERPES

THE NEW MINISTER OF MAGIC IS TONY BLAIR


HARRY'S PARENTS ARE REVEALED TO HAVE BEEN SCIENTOLOGISTS

MR. AND MRS. WEASLEY START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE

DUMBLEDORE LOSES HIS LEGS AND NEEDS A WHEELCHAIR

HOGWARTS EXPLODES

THE NINTH CHAPTER OF THE BOOK IS "BOY MEETS WORLD" FANFICTION AND DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HARRY POTTER

HAGRID POOPS OUT GIMLI

THE SCHOOL IS VISITED BY A D.A.R.E. SPOKESMAN WHO TEACHES THEM NOT TO USE DRUGS
HAHAHA :laugh: That was the Funniest thing I have ever read

[Rage_Unleashed]

technically dumbledore cant lose his legs if he dies.... nonetheless funny stuff vf..

[Nas]

Dosent the old guy die (Dumbledore) ?

[Rage_Unleashed]

ya he does so thats why he cant lose his legs and get in a wheelchair. and if he was a wizard i dont think he would handicap himself with a wheelchair.

[loadingbar]

i know im coming in a little late and all but from the first post he doesnt fight voldemort in all of them... in he took a break fight werewolves and snakes...

[Rage_Unleashed]

ya but the snakes was due to voldermort... like he conjured or something... and the werewolf was snapes fault which was partly voldermort. because waht he know for sure from the 6th book is that snape is with voldermort... so ya there is voldermort in every book so ha!!

[~Mastermax~]

someone said that vf's picture about snape killing him was incorrect, you idiots, go look at page 606 in the book, and Hagrid doesn't just say 'arry.

and wiz your one of those ignorant illiterate douchebags who flame any book, aren't you?



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[Rage_Unleashed]

someone said that vf's picture about snape killing him was correct, you idiots, go look at page 606 in the book, and Hagrid doesn't just say 'arry.

and wiz your one of those ignorant illiterate douchebags who flame any book, aren't you?
hmm im confused cause i read the book and snape does kill dumbeldore... and who is wiz?

[loadingbar]

is it just me or are the movies not as good as the books

[~Mastermax~]

made typo and kinda dumbed out while i went to go check the page number, what i meant to say was vf wasn't lying in that picture about Snape killing Dumbledor.

[MEGA_DRACOS_XRL]

y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses

[Virtual Fighter]

y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses
It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST.

[Rage_Unleashed]

y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses
It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST.
hahaha i like that one... now that i think about it isnt christianity against everything...?

but the last time i checked i havent seen any witches hung in our time...

[Virtual Fighter]

Then you obviously havn't seen a whole lot.

[Rage_Unleashed]

okay.... so do u have any proof that a witch has been hung in the last 5 yrs? cause i would like to see that..

[(the~squire)]

y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses
It also leads to imagination, which we all know christianity is strictly AGAINST.
have agree with VF the religion is not to big on us using our imagination .The say it leads to(saying it softly) :suspect: to think for ur self if you repeat these words i will deny everything



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[Virtual Fighter]

I bet MEGA_DRACOS_XLR doesn't like harry potter, but goes to the movies to see seed of chucky, the devils rejects, friday the 13th, and all those other demonc hell spawn movies.

That, children, is called hypocricy.

[~Mastermax~]

y'all actually ready harry pooter shiz?
b/c even if i was forced to read it , i think i still wouldn't read B/c it's considered( in my religion) Witch craft. magic spells and shiz are for Jack asses
your a douchebag, you know that?

Harry Potter does not promote satanism, it's the same as merlin and such.

you know merlin, the wizard who fought with king arthur, who quested for the holy grail, the cup that jesus drank from. you know the story your religion promotes, about how anything that jesus touches can make you immortal, yet Jesus is not invulnerable.

am i seeing a plothole?

[Virtual Fighter]

here's my idea...


JESUS IS HARRY POTTER!

TAKE OFF EVER 'ZIG'!

[loadingbar]

....if you think so, think what you will

[Rage_Unleashed]

here's my idea...


JESUS IS HARRY POTTER!

TAKE OFF EVER 'ZIG'!
haha... i never even thought about that...
if harry was jesus why doesnt he kill flippin voldermort already?

[Virtual Fighter]

Because Jesus never kills or harms or thinks foul of anyone?

[Rage_Unleashed]

well i wouldnt know that because im neither christian or catholic...
so its settled then... because harry is jesus he will die against voldermort... so now i wont have to read the final book... hehehehe

[KenDaShoto]

harry harms and thinks foul of a bunch of people

[Rage_Unleashed]

hmm... o---k---a---y
but thats what harry is going to end up doing... he is going to own all the crazy voldemort supports in the last book

[loadingbar]

yeah... harry can't be jesus he killed a snake, hes a animal killer

he also has a fake scar... if you look closely in the movies his scar jumps around slightly...

[Rage_Unleashed]

what?? a jumping scar then magic does exist!! as for harry being jesus we never know until the last book

[loadingbar]

haha, i once tried going to station 9 and 3/4 or something like that... but nothing happened... other then pain...

just kidding i've never been to a train station...

[Rage_Unleashed]

hahaha i could ask my cousin who lives in england to go there but i dont know if the tube has been opened yet.

[loadingbar]

haha, i remember my sister created an email with the actor who played hermione and told some girl that they were the actual actor, i dont know much about it but i remember her mentioning it

[Rage_Unleashed]

lol... i remember wanting to try out to be harry potter in the movie.... but sadly i got owned by not even going to the casting call.. probably wouldnt have gone because its in england

[loadingbar]

that just might have been a problem... but i've never tried out for anything, not that i can remember anyway

[CharlieBones]

[color=#000000:post_uid2]i heard Globet of Fire is going 2 be the best mive this year...1 of the Best Movies :sly:[/color:post_uid2]

[loadingbar]

theres no way a harry potter movie could beat War of the Worlds, that movie is the best movie i've seen in a long time, plus in the harry potter movies they leave out a bunch of stuff



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[alamgir]

War of the worlds as pretty good, but definitely not my favourite.

[Rage_Unleashed]

even if war of the worlds was pretty good im still going to see the harry potter movie... its been a tradition with my friend to see it one day after the release...

[loadingbar]

Rage_Unleashed:eh, I've seen every Harry Potter movie in theatres, too, i never said they wern't good

alamgir:
one of the best



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[KenDaShoto]

haha i vf i showed ur spoof spoiler thing to some friends of mine and all the intelligent ones who could actually get what you were sayin thought it was hilarious



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[loadingbar]

haha, some of them couldnt get it :dontgetit:

[Rage_Unleashed]

hm... define intelligent... j/k
as for harry potter just type it in google and click on one of the movie pages and the poster should come up...
when u look at it doesnt it look like every character has become a whole lot uglier?
as for war of the worlds havent seen it yet but i will.

[loadingbar]

[color=#000000:post_uid14]i highly recommend it, really good movie :D :D :D :D :D[/color:post_uid14]

[KenDaShoto]

you kno what else was good fantastic 4. is it just me or wouldnt you give anything to have the human torches powers

[loadingbar]

the human torch is my favorite of the 4, he owns

[alamgir]

Rage_Unleashed:eh, I've seen every Harry Potter movie in theatres, too, i never said they wern't good

alamgirl:
one of the best
Well thats definteley not what this says...

theres no way a harry potter movie could beat War of the Worlds, that movie is the best movie i've seen in a long time, plus in the harry potter movies they leave out a bunch of stuff

PS: alamgir nor alamgirl and just in case you didn't know i'm a guy lol.

[mastergrim8]

the thing! he's just a cheap imatation of the hulk

[FIGHTER_001]

I just read this book, It is not badd..

One Thing that VF listed in his list at the starting of this thread is true :D

[Virtual Fighter]

Except the thing was created 3 years before the hulk.

-_-'

[loadingbar]

Rage_Unleashed:eh, I've seen every Harry Potter movie in theatres, too, i never said they wern't good

alamgirl:
one of the best
Well thats definteley not what this says...

theres no way a harry potter movie could beat War of the Worlds, that movie is the best movie i've seen in a long time, plus in the harry potter movies they leave out a bunch of stuff

PS: alamgir nor alamgirl and just in case you didn't know i'm a guy lol.
ohhh... sorry

also the thing would kick the crap outta the hulk... unless it's the grey hulk, because the green one is dumb, and the thing still has his smarts

[alamgir]

But Hulk's strength lies in his anger.

[loadingbar]

but anger leads to unrational acts... therefor with more thought the thing would actualy plan a way to defeat the hulk

[alamgir]

True, but I think we're going way off topic lol.

Back to HP. I think the movies should hurry up, because the books are very far ahead.

[loadingbar]

the movies are still pretty caught up, the movies should hurry up and catch up, but if they get to caught up jk rowling would have to rush her work, also the another reason for the movies to rush is the actors aging



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[alamgir]

Yeah, thats probably why. Anyway I finished the book and I can't say i'm impressed.

[FIGHTER_001]

Yeah, thats probably why. Anyway I finished the book and I can't say i'm impressed.
Ya the book wasn't thatt good, because I dont think there was any interesting idea as in the other ones..

But eh she makes the books..

and ya i do agree she should hurry up with the movies since the characters are gettin older.. I think a new one is coming out in a couple months..

[(knucklez)]

I dont like harry potter...I think it is over rated

I already finished the half blood prince its weird as hell...

harry falls in luv with ron's sister ginny...dumbledore gets

killed by snape...err...weird as HELL!

[alamgir]

I was pretty dissapointed...

There wasn't enough going on, the book was long for nothing. I felt the climax was dragged and that the little action involved in the book could have easily been put into the 7th book.

hmm i cant believe i finished the book in 3 weex...order of the

phoenix took me a long ass time cauz i nvr really concentrated

on it but in the end i did...YADA...YADA...YADA...err all the

other boox ill have to read over the summer r gonna suck!...

i finished half blood prince yesterday...ty very much...

[MasterX05]

I read that book in a week, and the whole way threw I was trying to figure out who the freaking half blood prince was. When I saw it was Snape, I droped the book and walked off.