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HELLOTHERE
10-09-2004, 04:36 PM
lol, I just noticed I have way to much free time...
buCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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_dmx_
10-09-2004, 04:43 PM
wtf -_-.. Learn how to spell and this belongs in RI....
HELLOTHERE
10-09-2004, 04:57 PM
i copied and paste so it not my spelling and i want this to be discussed and not with spam in it.
Orlando0
10-09-2004, 05:26 PM
God, How do you mistake something like that?
SolidSnake76
10-09-2004, 05:35 PM
ok....
and whos gonna discuss this? :confused:
Virtual Fighter
10-09-2004, 07:26 PM
haha, the dog came and ate it.
i tihnk its safe to call the man a cock smacker.
:blues:
HELLOTHERE
10-09-2004, 07:35 PM
I wanna know one thing......was he even wearing pants? :cry:
[Listening to Let's Go-Trick Daddy feat. Lil John and Twista]
marvel911
10-09-2004, 07:44 PM
The whole dog thing makes it sound too fake...I mean what kind of dog just waits in the bushes to rush out and eat up cut off wangs?
raddaman0628
10-09-2004, 08:13 PM
Probably the dog mistaked it for a bone. He was running on his underwear? Lol what a retard.
shy_gurL21
10-09-2004, 08:32 PM
ooo that musta hurt. well anyway, it kinda sounds ridiculous. i mean... how could that happen? was his thing hanging out of his pants or something?
105-1091146135
10-10-2004, 11:09 PM
lol i agree with shy.. how can tht happen??...impossible!
HELLOTHERE
10-11-2004, 02:26 AM
lol, its possible but unlikely
68-1093009699
10-11-2004, 08:12 PM
yea it is very possible especially if he was a "long" man :cool:
105-1091146135
10-12-2004, 10:57 PM
LMAO!! "long" ths hilarious
dominicankid098
10-12-2004, 11:39 PM
Wouldn't dogs be against eating things that looks like a hotDOG? NVM don't listen to me, just being stupid. -__-!!
DarkKen
10-13-2004, 12:12 AM
The whole dog thing makes it sound too fake...I mean what kind of dog just waits in the bushes to rush out and eat up cut off wangs?
LOL !!!
some hungry doggy mabey :biggrin:
68-1093009699
10-13-2004, 08:18 AM
Well hey You can't Blame the Wang :laugh:
That man must've been beyond drunk to do that. How could you confuse it with a chickens neck in the 1st place what the hell was he smoking ?
68-1093009699
10-13-2004, 08:19 PM
Unless he was Blind, Mute, Deaf and can't feel anything....... i don't think there is any booze strong enough to make him mistake his wang for a chicken neck...... I mean REALLY!! a chicken Neck? ???
evilhadoken
10-13-2004, 08:23 PM
IM pretty sure i couldnt mistake my whatchamakallit for a chicken neck.....then again maybe a sausage :rolleyes:
68-1093009699
10-14-2004, 06:27 AM
OK WAY Tooo much information man ???
Dark~Blanka
10-14-2004, 05:46 PM
disgusting how could u people talk about this? :blues:
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