View Full Version : I have a few q - Dum dilly dee
Here they are.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Thanks..
TarkanX
12-04-2002, 02:12 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
A retarded man
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Because we are retarded
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
There isnt light in my fridge, but I assume is to make the food fresh, the freezer is just used to freeze bacteria.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because Jimmy's a dumb ass
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Because we are all idiots
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I've done that a decade back.
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Because I don't know what OB-GYN is
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Hmph.... Jumping CD!!!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Mail man
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Because children are gay, and I hate them
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Because he caught road runner!
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Because he did buster wolf
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Pussies
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
bread
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
How'd ya know?!?!?! dar har har har1111
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Too good
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
America is lazy
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Hell yes!
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Dogs hate me, Dogs used to chase me around the block, Dogs almost bit me
Thanks..
Give me 1,000 dollars please...!
By the way
WE ARE ALL IDIOTS HAHAHAAHAAH1111
akuma_forever
12-04-2002, 02:22 PM
Here they are.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Thanks..
simple. they are all retardS...
SSJKarma
12-04-2002, 02:57 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
My Father ! (he said COW, not TAURUS. so it is milk in raw form but still milk)
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
because black people whould be angry at us for not doing so !
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
who really wants to eat FROZEN FOOD during the night ?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
same as TarkanX
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
like all scientist, he can do COMPLEX things, but not SIMPLE thing !
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
too bad in english, what does CROTCH mean ?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
again, what is an OB-GYN ?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
because PLUTO know what he is !
What do you call male ballerinas?
GAY's ?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
because only kid buy them !
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
he doesn't have any CASH, he only got ACME (FREE STUFFS)
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
don't understand this ?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
good one, TESTICALS !
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
let me guess, PORNO-MAGASINE ?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
now, that's the question of the existence of life ! you finally figured it out ! this world is full of em !
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
yep, and his name is MICKEY
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
never notice that !
i guess because teachers wanted to put us ASLEEP at primary school !
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
can't read that one, sorry ! :biggrins:
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
my dog isn't mad at him when i blow in his face, but he is when i blow in his ears !
Thanks..
no problem, but about what ?
bloodpack
12-04-2002, 05:01 PM
Here they are.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Thanks..
simple, were all freakin' retards :laughlong:
SBYRD5
12-06-2002, 11:23 AM
Here they are.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
That person was a woman or a gay man....nuff said.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
I mean why does bread have to be white.J/K
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Simple the light in the freezer crack and break from the cold tempertures eventually,and know wan'ts glass on there icecream.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Because Jim and Jeal where the real COOL songs then.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Heres a better question why is Gilligan gay?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Well you point at your crouch for a BJ.
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
I don't understand pervs and pimps are the answer.
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Goofy is retarded so he forgot his family roots.
What do you call male ballerinas?
Drag Queens
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
Because gays get to have Lucky Charms so kids get to have Trix.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Simple fast food places don't do delvery 500 miles away.
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Well you could say pimp,but he might own you if you give him your money.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Karma said it best.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Breast oil.lol
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
No Jackasses
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Well Mickey does OWN.lol
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Oh man they do.Maybe some old lady got lazy from whoring and made the same tune by accident.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Oh yea SFPOA members don't recieve the full effect of ABC ceral or the soup.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
Well maybe your breath stinks.
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Very good topic...TarkanX lost his damn mind. :laugh:
machine1
12-06-2002, 11:27 AM
whoa! too many words people calm down
justi313
12-07-2002, 11:19 PM
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
babys
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like my dog?
Kingryu1
12-08-2002, 05:29 AM
ur dogs name is file:///C:/WINDOWS/TEMP/SVI_0007.JPG? kool. here file:///C:/WINDOWS/TEMP/SVI_0007.JPG, here file:///C:/WINDOWS/TEMP/SVI_0007.JPG.
i'll answer all those questions later. i'm going to take the dog for a walk.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Because he got very horney and wanted it bad.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Cause toasters are retarded. and i would eat it. if there was nothing else to eat.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
I don't kno. but i kno the story. there is a little penquin living inside of the fridge, and when you open the fridge, it turns the light on, and then when you close it, it turns it off. i have seen this penquin before. or maybe it was a chocolate bar i dunno.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Cause, he wanted fame and fortune, and look what he is today.
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Cause he got an F in DT.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Cause it might look like to some ppl, that they are telling them to give them a blo job. which might look very disturbing if your asking your new boss where the toilet is.
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
erm. what the #### is OB-GYN?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
Maybe goofy isn't a dog. you never know.
What do you call male ballerinas?
Ballerinas. both male and felmale are called ballerinas. i tink.
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
What the hell are Trix? i live in england so i would't kno.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Cause he wants to eat Road Runner.
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
Cause your always going to go broke with the brains of a broker.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Testicals.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Hopefully babys, but i don't tink so. i dunno.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
.....................pass.
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Lmfao. yes probaly.
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
1. America are lazy.
2. Sufficent Learning.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
No. cause the letters go to your stomach, not your brain.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?
it's more of a thrill for the dog. if you just do a little blo in the dogs face, it tickles him/her, but if the dog puts his head out the car window there's more air blowing on him so it won't tickle him.
Thanks..
glad to be of service. :D
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