School stories topic - A few stories

[scr0wn]

At my school everyone started calling this kid a ninja because he wears ankle weights, and it was pretty funny.

and to make the week even more humorous a kid brought a hand gun a pellet gun and a pocket knife to my school because he always got made fun of for saying he owns one, no1 belived him, i talked to the kid personally, he always wore a cowboy hat...too bad there was no blood shead........

anyone got any other humorous stories that occured at school or where ever....

[KenDaShoto]

they called him ninja for ankle weights thats not even unordinary its a really good way of training

[scr0wn]

yes but look at the context. it is infact ordinary, so when people freak out at nothing, its funny. ask tbs

[Yami08]

Here's a dumb story. The Other day my stomach was hurting so I went to the nurse. They gave me a cracker. So I'm eatin the cracker and I see a sign that says, "You Are What You Eat." I got offended!



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[Jin^Kazama]

lol :D

[estset]

Here's a dumb story. The Other day my stomach was hurting so I went to the nurse. They gave me a cracker. So I'm eatin the cracker and I see a sign that says, "You Are What You Eat." I got offended!
That must be hilious=/lol

[SEXY_poshgirl]

oh ya know u lot...........r so stupid...........damn!!!! he just making that up...............thats not true ................. and thats not even funny but good immagination there huh........SCROWN!!!!!
but its soooooooooooo soooooooooo funny when yaccrown wering those ankle weights.........ewww.............so ........horrible...............disgusting......... ....next time make sure yoour made up story is nice lovely and interesting cuz it isnt ...........i wasted my GOLDEN time reading your crap story!!!!! lol calm down.........dont get mad at me..........sorry if i hurt ya i just speak what on my mind...............lol its crap though

[alamgir]

You are one wierd person, you remind me of someone...

[68-1093009699]

ahh yes.. junior high..... i remember it like it was yesterday...... bathroom passes, cutting classes, squeezing girls asses....... mmm....... :cool:

[Yami08]

oh ya know u lot...........r so stupid...........damn!!!! he just making that up...............thats not true ................. and thats not even funny but good immagination there huh........SCROWN!!!!!
but its soooooooooooo soooooooooo funny when yaccrown wering those ankle weights.........ewww.............so ........horrible...............disgusting......... ....next time make sure yoour made up story is nice lovely and interesting cuz it isnt ...........i wasted my GOLDEN time reading your crap story!!!!! lol calm down.........dont get mad at me..........sorry if i hurt ya i just speak what on my mind...............lol its crap though
Actually, that DID happen to me. So I don't eat crackers in the nurses office.

[estset]

Let me tell of story at my school. One day I was at School just doing my homework. And when it was French Time I was sitting down on the floor so as everyone did. Beside me their was a girl and she said your have hole in your pants something liked that. And I was embarssing like hell so when It was lunch time I went back to my house and I quickly change my pants :D lol That was embarssing man lol =/ :sleepy:



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[island_chick]

[quote:post_uid7="estset"][color=#000000:post_uid7]Let me tell of story at my school. One day I was at School just doing my homework. And when it was French Time I was sitting down on the floor so as everyone did. Beside me their was a girl and she said your have hole in your pants something liked that. And I was embarssing like hell so when It was lunch time I went back to my house and I quickly change my pants :D lol That was embarssing man lol =/ :sleepy:[/color:post_uid7][/quote:post_uid7]
[color=#F660AB:post_uid7]haha... i once had tell my ex tht....pants grabbed on to some copper wire thing...ripped and he was just walking and talking like nuthin is wrong LOL...very embarassing[/color:post_uid7]

[estset]

Let me tell of story at my school. One day I was at School just doing my homework. And when it was French Time I was sitting down on the floor so as everyone did. Beside me their was a girl and she said your have hole in your pants something liked that. And I was embarssing like hell so when It was lunch time I went back to my house and I quickly change my pants :D lol That was embarssing man lol =/ :sleepy:
haha... i once had tell my ex tht....pants grabbed on to some copper wire thing...ripped and he was just walking and talking like nuthin is wrong LOL...very embarassing
Yea that was embarrsing =/

[Elena]

Well, we were in school...and someone started to sing stacy's mom and it got to the part where you clap, so a girl clapped really loud...it sounded like something was getting hit...and the room echos...so it was loud and every teacher in the building ran to the class and some security guards did too...thinking something bad was happening...it was so funny...maybe you just needed to be there...

[Abdoun_bacK]

....shes got it gooooin on:cool:

[mastergrim8]

oooo that sounds like something more than school

man last month this was hilarious. some kid got arrested. because u know the beggining of many men has gunshots. he connected speakers to his cd player. he told me u dare me to do this. i said hell yea. so he turned it all the way up and the gunshots came on.they thought someone had a gun so one fat teacher was running as hard as she could but fell ahrd and couldnt get up.kids were all running.man it was chaos and it was mad funny at the same time.

[Warmor]

Hmmm...back in High School...maybe when I was a Junior?...well, I had brought this little Pikachu keychain thingy to school one day, this was about the time Pokemon got big for the first time...and it was great, and soon everyone there knew about Pokemon...not that they thought it generaly was cool, but me having the balls to bring something like that was great...even out on the field, one coach called me "Pika"....

man another story would be me on my basketball team. im a little short for my age and the shortest one in our team so i dont got enough power or anything against the tall people. it was close to the end of the game. there was 2 minutes left and i was doing good for us. im always faster than them and scored most of the points.this was our last game so i was nervous of losing our final game. everyone counted on me to win and we were only ahead by 2 points. so i went and shot but got the ball blocked(usually it happens) and the other team got the ball.after a while there was only 30 seconds left. the other team had the ball so they passed to their center and he dunked the ball. quickly i went out to pass it in put the guy swung forward not seeing me and landed right on my knee. i had to get a cast on it so i was tooken out and with me out it looked hopeless for us. we only lost by one point. i was ######.

[MasterX05]

man last month this was hilarious. some kid got arrested. because u know the beggining of many men has gunshots. he connected speakers to his cd player. he told me u dare me to do this. i said hell yea. so he turned it all the way up and the gunshots came on.they thought someone had a gun so one fat teacher was running as hard as she could but fell ahrd and couldnt get up.kids were all running.man it was chaos and it was mad funny at the same time.
reminds me of the time at my highschool freshman year. Someone set off a firecracker thatb sounded like gunshots early in the morning. And I heard that there were students who ran into the woods behind the school into my neighborhood. I even heard that a girl got trambled, but I was not there at the school during the time.

And again it happen my junior year and I was right there at the time, I saw my friend pulled it out his pocket and a lighter. Me and this other guy sat on a bench next to him looking at him just wating for it. Very funny to here the screams and seeing ppl flee.

[evryoung8998]

aaaaaaaaaa....my first suspension.....i was in seventh grade and my friend brouught one of those little firework thingies....so he gave me one and told me to blow it up,so it was lunch time and i took the thing and blew it up under the table.....evryone in the lunch room got scared and i almost crapped my pants (first bad thing ever). then the security guards came out and took ma friend knowing dat he was a trouble maker....he could have taken the blame but i felt sorry and took the blame for him.....bad thing is we both got in trouble (him for bringging it,this girl for giving it to me,and me for blowing it up) so i got 1 day suspension and so did the girl and ma friend got 5 day suspensions....after dat my teacher called me an idiot :p and dat was funny....

[SBYRD5]

Well today I almost got in a fight...


One of my friends....(some of you would consider him to be a wigger....)

He picked a fight with a lead member of our schools......Varisty FB Offisive line.

He was in shape....


And the thing was I was going to fight him......

to be honest he was biggier than me..muscle wise........but I wasn't afriad..it was funny..I actually started laughing...he reminded me of shrek...


whenever I'm about to fight fist to fist I find that to be humorious....


I mean I've.....been in more deadily fights on the street when I was actually scaried..


The worst that can happen is me getting my ass beat...but to sound ill I just don't figure many people to have as much heart as me as a fightier(Street fighter)..I guess that's why I'm not afriad......when I get into fights...


Well my friend said he'd pay me...10 dollars to steal off on this dude...I was going to do it...because he disrespected.....my group of friends.....They were sorta nerdy guys...and I'm sorta built...well now I am..I wasn't before....


So I told the dude I don't hate him or anything but I was going to sock him square between the eyes for $10 dollars...if he would come outside...


He retreated and went to the library....


He made some sorta phone call..


Atleast 5 mexacians stepped from surrounding directions..and stepped infront of the library...


And still I smirked.....

I said "yo what it is yo...so I'm that notorious...well...I'm flattered...? :sly: "



Then dude steps out the library....an I smirked......and walked right towards him.


*no lie*

LOL I don't exactily use logic when I'm challenged....I fear nothing....except guns....and girls with STD's.......


So they had niether...so there was nothing to fear....

I got into a fighting stance I learned...from my uncle...it's a move my uncle teached me..it's called "The Mantis Hop."

It's a Muy Thai thing...or whatever


I make one of my hands..resemble a cobra ready to strike with my fist tight.....


(OH yeah if you strike someone with this straight between the eyes..it's usually a KO)

You become pideon toed...

And you start by hopping on one foot towards that person your fighting..


Ok you Do a backhand strike....by spinning around.....the person your fighting well be confused or dodge this blow..even if it hits..it's not suppose to do much damage....


Then directily after the reverse you hook back the same direction as hard as you want but keep balance remain....on that one foot...

If your strike is effective they should be stunned....

Nowbring your fist back...and make it resemble a cobra about to srtike..and lean back and hop forward....


Then one secound before hitting them extend your hand it will make some nasty impact..


I've seen people cry from the pain man.....


Well I was about to do that move......when I security guard..broke up the hot scene.....


and alot of chicks talked to me afterwards...aside from that...a normal day...



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[SolidSnake76]

today is just another reminder why i should always work alone.

my shop teacher wanted me to take apart the differential off this 1960s truck. and while i was tearing off the leaf springs, this girl that was in my work group was playin around with the jack that was holding up the differential. the thing collapsed on my knee and i was pissed, ready to smack the blazy bitch. that was the only thing her lazy ass did besides put 1 measly bolt in the can. then we got into a lil mouth fight after she said she didnt do anything. my back was turned so i dont know what to believe.

[SSJKarma]

my biggest moent in school is something i can never forget !
it shows how much parents know about their children or if you preffer how goo of a parent you have when the time comes !

i was in secondary 3 had 16 years old and school was almost over... i had been taking remarks for all my life in school. told my friends they needed to answer back sometimes, but hell couldn't even take that advice for myself ! one day it snapped... i had enough to take it and that bully was on my case since the beginning of the year. even the teachers were on his side... thou my math teacher was bragging about how i wasn't doing much to be one their side he was a good teacher always trying to show me how sometimes one needs to do something to be respected !

guess he didn't talk about fighting off to get respect !
class was almost over for that period, the guy was talking and just to be worst he was sitting aside of me. i took, i took again, i took one more time and again and again, until one moment i standed up pushed my desk aside and looked at him. everyone looked at me surprised. i told him... "You wanna get some, come get some i'm here right now we settle this !" he answered that he was waiting for me after school. i told him no, its now or never ! we were ready to fight but the teacher didn't want us to do it !

after a few calming, he said after school, i said no i can't because if i miss th ebus i will be forced to walk over 5 hours just to get home... i said wednesday i will be forced to stay at school so i'll be waiting for you then ! he said ok ! wednesday was like 5 days away !

so there it was... i was waiting there, the busses were almost all gone and he still didn't show up... until that last bus came out, he showed up at last with a few friends, no one wanted to miss that fight thinking howbad i could get. little they knew they were in for their money !

he started talking about how we shouldn't fight for that, didn't wait nor answer back... i just kicked him 2 hits and then i got myself kicked too hell... he was mad, he was twice stronger then i was, and i was too weak to even do any impact on him ! i fell on the ground fast...

people were laughing of me, but then i standed up again ! and said to the guy it wasn't over !
the fight resumed, again it was a one-side fight. i was barely a punching bag all till the end !
got down again... he told me to stay down and not inflict this to me again ! i held the wall and got myself up again... an eye completely closed shut. my nose bleeding like the niagara falls. i standed up again. and said, it will be over when my body will stop moving ! and believe me, it will take a long time for that to happen !

he came at it again, but i could saw something in his eye !
didn't knew if it was pity for the poor soul that was getting beaten out or if it was lucidity about the fact that he would never KO me ! but i know the fight ended there... a teacher came in and stopped the fight... i got into school going to wash this and there i the group i was in after school was there waiting for me... when they saw me, they were all like "WHAT THE ?" they all rejected me that day and it followed after that, this was the proof i needed to tell me this group wasn't for me ! the only one int here who actually was good with me was my best friend, i knew i could always rely on him and i helped him a lot so being with me was kinda the way to pay me back ! i appreciated his company even thou we didn't talk !

i was horrified by the thought that my father would yell and punish me all together ! not to mention the school would do the same ! when i arrived at home... my big brother was there ! waiting for me, he told me dad was behind the shed working he wanted to see me ! my bro never did anything for me before, but for the first time he did ! he had seen the fight and had come at home he told dad, preparing the ground for when i would arrive. what i was expecting didn't happen !

all my father asked was if the fight was necessary... i answered yes, it was father i needed to gain respect and this was the only path i never tryed ! he smiled back and asked me if i had won ? i answered no, but neither did he ! the smile was wiped off, he bragged about how a fight must be won and that a tie is never acceptable !

the school suspended me for 1 day... the other guy was suspended for 2 ! and the principal told me i would have never been suspended if it weren't for the fact i had chosen the day for the fight !

after that day... i had the best year of my life, everyone in school, and i say everyone stopped taking me on. they just stopped teasing me or bullying me !
too bad a year later my family and i moved elsewhere and everything started back... i was teased, i was humiliated and worst... but that year of peace... that i will remember all of my life !

my first supension was when i got into a fight. for no reason this guy came up and said come on fight me. i was confused and stood there and he just slapped me. i got mad and slapped him back. he ten psuhed me weak. everyone laughed at him so i punched him and he got knocked down. the a fat cop just came and tackled me. he nearly broke my back. i was suspended for three days but i didn car ecause we did something important